Lewis stood on top of the DWMA building, having just totally killed Asura, Medusa, Arachne, Giriko, Jesus, Kamina and the Three Stooges at the same time. He was also standing on their corpses. Holding aloft the fifteen different swords he had in his hand, he cried a cry of victory.
"I HAZ THA POWUUUUUURR!"
Suddenly all the hot girls in Soul Eater were clinging to his legs like that one Conan the Barbarian poster, only cooler because it was Lewis. They were all screaming his praises, but Maka was closest so she's the only one who gets dialogue.
"ermahgerd Lewis ur soo sexxxyy we shuld hav babbies 4eva!"
Lewis turned to Maka, his thoughts a jumbled mess of thoughts. He'd been waiting for this moment forever. As he tilted up Maka's chin, roses began blooming at the borders of the screen just like in Ouran High School Host Club. With trembling lips he softly sad the words he'd been meaning to say for a long time.
"a'ight nigga."
And then they all fucked forever.
But then suddenly the Grim Reaper showed up and was all like
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUCKER"
And then Lewis said
Lewis: fuk u old man u cant tell me wat 2 do!
And then Shinigami-Sama gasped so hard his head exploded.
And then they all kept fucking forever.
THE END.
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Lewis woke up in a cold sweat, panting hard. Looking at his calendar, his eye twitched and he fell back onto his pillow.
"It's April already?"
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!
