Transformers Go Where…?

Chapter 7

Mosquito Repellant and Soda Cans

"Stupid, stupid!" Jazz roared, chasing the bug as it flew around his head. "Sam!" He called, squashing the bug in his hands at last. "What do you call this thing?" He asked, opening his hands to Sam.

"Jazz," Sam said. "That would be a bug." Sam took the bug from Jazz's hands and the bug in the ground, "It's a mosquito," Sam said. "It's a little bug that will suck your blood and leave a little pink dot that itches." He added and Jazz nodded solemnly.

"Like this?" Bee asked, pointing to pink welt on his arm just under his vest sleeve. "The pink dot itches, Sammy!" He said, scratching it.

"Don't scratch it, Bee! It'll-" Sam began to say, and Bee removed his hand to show a gold liquid running down his arm. "Bleed," Sam finished.

"Too late, Sammy…" Bee said, frowning. Bee took his hands and put it over the bite to stop the gold fluid from leaking. "Oppy, do we have any Energon?" Bee asked, as Sam handed him a tissue to clean up the leaking Energon from his arm.

"I do believe so," Prime said, walking up to Sam and Bee. "Jazz," he said, examining the mosquito bite. "Pass me some Energon, it's by your tent." He said, motioning to Jazz's and Ratchet's tent.

"Yes, sir!" Jazz said, running over to his tent and tossing over a can of soda.

"Jazz," Prime said. "I asked for some Energon, not Sam's soda."

"I know what I gave you, Prime." Jazz replied. "I put all of the Energon in some of Sam's empty soda cans, so it looks 'normal'." Jazz added, taking the soda can from Optimus and tossing it over to Bee. "All of the Energon has the bottom colored black." Bee rolled it over and smiled deviously. He took the can in both hands and shook it wildly, pointing the can opening at Sam; and he grabbed the opener and smiled.

"Don't do it, Bee… don't do it!" Sam said continuously, and Bee smiled and nodded. "Don't do it…" Sam said again, and Bee popped open the soda can and the soda burst out over Sam in a furious rush.

Let's just say this… 'Sweet little Bumblebee!'