It's been forever since i updated, yes. HERE is another chapter of Elaine's time in the Trancy Household as a maid! Hope you enjoy the chapter guys!

**DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BLACK BUTLER/KUROSHITSUJI! I wish though...


Step 6: Don't Mess Up!

CIEL'S POV

Ciel stood dumbstruck at this giant flood in Alois's backyard. His head shakily looked toward the Trancy Servants. He smirked. "Who did this?" Elaine, Hannah, Timber, Canterbury and Thompson, who just dragged Alois's wet body out of the pool, all raised their hands. Hannah smiled and Elaine may a hardy laugh. "HAR-HAR-HARDY-HAR! A shorty like you should be dumped in the river too!" Elaine continued laughing loud and obnoxiously, Ciel sweat dropped. "Is this girl on drugs?" Sebastian chuckled. "Now now Young Master, it is rude to assume a lady is on dru-" I bucket flies full speed at Sebastian's head. He glared at Claude who was fixing his glasses. "What are you looking at?" Claude sneered. Elaine stopped laughing and whacked Claude with a paddle. "You're not supposed to talk BUTLER!" Alois slowly rose his head above the water and yanked the seventeen-year-old's ankle. "AHH!" All the Trancy servants laughed as Elaine plummeted into the flood water. Alois hurried and stuck out his tongue. "Fuck you too SHITTY MAID!" Meyrin, Finnian and Baldroy all laughed. Ciel growled. "ENOUGH!" Everybody grew silent. Ciel straightened himself. "What is going on here?" he demanded. Elaine climbed out of the "pool" and smiled. Hannah, Thomas, Canterbury, and Timber grinned like idiots.

"What are you all staring at?" Ciel felt a chill down his spine. He slowly turned around and nearly died. Claude stood over him, holding the darkest look he's ever made. Ciel shrieked, slipped, and fell in the water. Claude grinned and everyone laughed. Sebastian helped Ciel out, who walked up to Elaine and stomped on her foot with his shoe's heel. "Damn lady!" Ciel exclaimed and stomped back into the mansion. "I'M GOING HOME!"

"NOOO!" Elaine sprinted and jumped on Ciel. "Don't go please don't go you haven't even tasted my COOKING yet!" Elaine kept screaming don't go while Ciel struggled out of her grip. Hannah pulled Elaine off him and punched head. Timber brought towels. "Thanks." Ciel took a towel. Seconds later, Sebastian had fixed their backyard. Ciel changed into different clothes and wound up having to where Elaine's shorts. "I'll remember this peasant." Ciel snapped and sat at the table crossing his arms.

Elaine made a cat face. "You're welcome brat!" Hannah poured the two masters tea and stood next to the triplet demons. Finnian, Mey Rin and Baldroy stood near them. Sebastian and Claude remained close to Ciel and Alois glaring at each other. Ciel sipped the tea. "Well, this tea tastes better than usual Hannah." Hannah smiled and smirked a little.

"It is coffee, Young Master, with tea leave of course."

Alois slammed the cup down. "I said to make TEA not COFFEE! Who made this!?" Hannah tensed. A vein had stiffened on Alois's forehead. He gritted his teeth. He grabbed the teapot and splashed the hot coffee on Hannah. Elaine's face turned red and she a book on Alois's head. "DON'T HIT HANNAH-SENPAI YOU BRAAAAT!" Alois kicked Elaine in the stomach. They wound up breaking into a fistfight. Elaine slam dunked Alois's body on the table, knocking breath out of him. The servants' faces all held laughter, but the struggled not to laugh at the two fighting kids. Claude was about to step forward, but Ciel stopped him. "Let Alois fight something he started."

Alois got up quickly and they spat insults at each other. Pulling hair, punching and kicking at each other, and yelling.

"SPOILED PRINCE!"

"BEGGAR!"

"HYPER-ACTIVE FREAK!"

"AT LEAST I DIDN'T SELL MY HOPELESS SOUL TO MY HOMOSEXUAL BOYFRIEND!"

" WHAT!? WELL I DON'T HAVE A BISEXUAL GIRLFRIEND OF A USELESS MAID!"

"PROSTITUTE!"

Alois gasped and grabbed a chair and hit Elaine's back. "You take that back peasant!"

"NO!" She started throwing plates at Alois while he threw forks and knives and spoons. Hannah couldn't breath and burst into laughter. "Elaine shoved the boy and they rolled on the floor in fury of fists and Alois bit Elaine's hand. "OUCH AL!" He pushed her off him and grabbed her head and slammed her face on the floor and locked Elaine's arm behind her back. She yelped in pain and stretched her behind Alois's head and kicked his face down. Elaine was nearly in a pretzel position. They both struggled along with the whole room full of laughter at their violence.

Elaine yanked him off her back and shoved his halfway across the room. She grabbed a random saber sword and threw it at the blonde boy. It slit his cheek and pierced the wall. "What the hell was that for-!?" Elaine ran at him with another saber. They clashed and fought with the sabers. Alois grew exhausted and Elaine kicked him his gut and he feel, coughing from the impact.

Hannah yelled like and Indian and broke the teapot on Elaine's head, knocking her out, and slammed her shoe's heal on Alois's neck pressure point, knocking his out too.

Hannah drew a bang behind her ear. "Thompson, please go get supplies to help clean up." She lifted Alois's unconscious body. Alois's coat was torn and his body was beat up with bruises and his gums were bleeding. Timber picked up Elaine, who was snoring with blood trailing from her nose and cuts on her face with a battered dress. They carried the duo upstairs. Ciel slowly clapped and drank the rest of his coffee-tea. Timber was nowhere to be found. Timber came from the kitchen and froze. "What in God's name happened here?" Cnturbury smirked. "You just missed Elaine and Alois's brawl." Timber whimpered. "I missed something good…"

The following morning.~

Elaine woke up with orange light coming from a window. She winced. "Ow. My arm.." She looked around and recalled last night. Alois leaned on the doorframe, glaring angrily. Elaine saw him and the color faded from her face. She gulped.

He walked over and tossed her an open envelope.

"You got mail peasant. This sister of yours will be here this afternoon."

Elaine jumped up off her bed. "KATYDID IS COMING TO VISIT! HORRAY!"


I can't wait for you all to meet this trouble maker's sister Katydid!

R&R

P.s Katydid's speech is very old fashioned. A true country girl I cant ell you that!

~Master Lique