Thanks for reading! So, here goes the next chapter!
Disclaimer: see chap 1
Notes: nos. 181-200 are from Unzealots (who's Hanzo and Genji, anyway?) nos. 201-207 are from Vanillite, nos. 208- 213 are from agarfinkel , nos. 215-222 are from PikaLoverNYA, nos. 223-228 are from Fan of Fanfics21, nos. 229-237 are from KiraLight-san and 238-239 are from A wild guess. The rest are mine.
Dear Order of the Heroes:
Since you didn't follow the rules for the seventh time, I added more in the bulletin board. By the way, we have guests from the other realm so behave like civilized people. Oh, and don't ask why Roy has a Gible; The Pokémon Trainer gave that to him as a gift:
181. Loki stop asking all the females heroes what underwear I wear this is quite disturbing and uncomfortable even to most male heroes to hear, also stop trying to steal them too. I'm already on my 10th set already!
182. Loki as much as you want to apprentice of joining us (or let say you force yourself) Stop saying you will one day conquer me for love and stop getting into any fights with other female heroes who just want to talk. Our medical supply can't heal you every day, you how much staff these cost- wait minute. ANNA GET BACK HERE!
183. Niles stop giving Fjorm advice on how to repay my debt, I already told she doesn't have too but making her wear a maid outfit with cat ears to repay me dose not solve the problem, instead it made Loki, Sharena, and Laevatein wear the same outfit too to earn my attention ( will maybe Sharena want to do for giggles). Plus Alfonse is already made a sword called sister stealer and he going to use that on me!
184. Laevatien, stop using our close range fighter to practice your swordplay just to train yourself. Most of them are complaining about the 3rd degree burns and burn cuts you give them and Chrom, Ephraim, Lucian, Ryoma, Ike, Xander, Black Knight, Hector, Zephiel, Alm, Athena, Ayra and somehow Seliph won't stop pestering me just fight to you! They already think I'm your brother, plus I don't want to re-fix the training grounds again when you're done with you know how much of the repairs we have to fix training grounds after their practice? A lot and with you into the mix it's going to be expensive again with the wounds you add on them and the cost of medical supply to replenish.
185. Sharena, stop making a fanfic about me and Fjorm. I saw the story you wrote. Please burn it when you get the chance or I will have Arvis use you for target practice.
186. Fjorm will I do appreciate the food you cook for me just to repay me back (Even though you don't owe me anything), but I hereby ban you from the kitchen and cooking all together. Somehow your food was alive and very resistance on every magical spells or physical damaged. We have it cage and lock in our monster dungeon that somehow Anna predicted going to be use- I'll be right back. ANNA!
187. No one is allowed to play GOD OF WAR. I already caught Karel playing it and was thinking of conquering all the gods to become a god himself. I do not want to deal with heroes become gods.
188. Due to unknown circumstances, the Heroes named Genji and Hanzo will be hero for a month until they can get back to their worlds. So please treat them with honor and respect. Also too all our female manakete members please have your emotions check they complain about the stares you give them and the grins.
189. Too all our archers stop asking pestering why he can curve his arrows, or make one arrow into multiply arrows, or how he can sense an enemy with just his arrow, OR HOW HE CAN SUMMON TWO DRAGONS OUT FROM HIS ARROWS! He's already had enough of these childish things so please lay off the questions!
190. Takumi, stop bothering Hanzo to train you how to unleash the dragons this is getting tried even for Hanzo.
191. Genji, as much you like your human form better please try not to stir up our manekete residence, they already have strange dreams of you per- nope not saying that.
192. To all our swordfighters, stop challenge Genji just because he MADA MADA you each time you get defeated by him. He's that good with his dragon blade.
193. Marth, Chorm, Lucian, and Alm are not to complain why their Falchion can't one hit heroes like Genji's dragon blade can do. He can only use it in a short amount of time before resealing back into his sheath. Be glad you can blades all the time while he can use it in short moments.
194. Hanzo stop Hanzoing your arrows blindly you already one shot too many heroes of blind fire hitting their marks and making our archers depress and all huddled in the corner of the castle saying their worthless and praising you as a god of archers. They EVEN BUILD A STATUE OF YOU!
195. Fjorm, don't ask permission from me or Alfonse before your turn our only water source into a frozen lake to Ice skate.
196. To our Manakete Heroes stop asking for to make them stay here forever, I already say they're gonna be here for a month not and eternity so you can mate with them and have tons babies! Our budget can't afford to feed babies at this time!
197. Xander and Ryoma, please talk to your sons where do babies come from. I think you should be the one to tell this to them. After all your all both men right?
198. To all heroes stop asking me to summon Saitama form One Punch Man just to one punch the villains you hate and villains that goes the same thing from you.
199. Stop asking me why you guys only have one TV in the recreation room and one console system. I gave you those to entertain yourself bother me again will take those back.
200. TO ALL OF THE ORDER OF HEROES MEMBERS! You have to ask me and me only if you want anime stuff from my world I take request and it will take 3-7 business days depending on my world day. Also you have to pay me you're not getting if for free. That means you too Anna and Alfonse!
201. The new characters (and Odin) aren't allowed to watch the Thor films in the MCU. Mass confusion everywhere.
202. Alm is not allowed to watch Doctor Strange because of the time he went up to a boss and said "I've come to bargain." and repeatedly used Mila's Turnwheel over and over to annoy the boss after he constantly gets killed.
203. No one is allowed to play songs from the newest Pixar film in front of Hector. The film also has a character named Hector.
204. Don't call Takumi "Betrayal".
205. Siegbert is not allowed to watch Sesame Street. (You're not named after Bert)
206. Nobody is allowed to talk about the time Marth didn't wear any pants.
207. Do not play the Phineas and Ferb theme in front of Saizo and Kaze (If he's sumonable).
208. Stop singing the "Crab People" song from South Park while around Ryoma
209. Anyone who was in Lyn, Eliwood, and Hector's army (except for Eliwood, Hector, Rebecca, Hawkeye, and Karel), stop asking Bartre about what happens to you in twenty years
210. Connected to no. 37, don't make any jokes about Celica being offered up to Satan
211. Hector, stop trying to kill Roy every time you see him with Lilina.
212. Gaius- quit boasting about how you're the only Awakening character to have a swimsuit in both Heroes and Awakening.
213. To whoever is in the upcoming Enduring Love Voting Gauntlet, stop arguing about how the love you have for your respective person is greater than the others (the same goes for you Priscilla. Stop boasting about how much you love your brother)
214. Connected to no. 213, Sigurd is NOT allowed to make a bet with Arvis. I don't care if one of you lose will be wearing a frilly dress but don't cry to me if you lost to either to your next opponents in the final round!
215. Don't you dare look at my secret music list or else, I will knock you down with a MALLET! I did this to Anna and Niles LAST TIME!
216. Lucina, no, you are not going to meet either Celebi or Dialga. That's OFF-LIMITS even though they are associated with time.
217. While I let you ALL watch the Smash Crew having the Smash Battle with the Smashers, DO NOT ASK ME TO SUMMON THEM! They have their own affairs to deal with so knock it off!
218. Fjorm, never ask me to get some Ice-type Pokémon to aid us against King Surtr. THEY WILL DIE SOONER THAN US BECAUSE TYPE DISADVANTAGES!
219. Shiro, while I let you arm-wrestling everyone, don't forces challenge them. Roy has set a case file to me
220. Alfonse, NEVER COMPLAIN when I decided to send Marth and Roy for the Smash Melee reunion. They haven't seen Pichu (and Ice Climbers, in Roy's case) after those years.
221. Fjorm, when the Smasher friends of the Smash Crew visit, don't attack those who are associated with fire. THEY ARE HARMLESS AND FEW OF THEM ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT!
222. Azura, I know how important that song was but... PLEASE STOP SINGING "Lost In thought's all alone" MANY TIMES! SINGING IT MANY TIMES WILL GET EVERYONE BORED so I suggest that you will approach to me so I can give you lyrics of different songs that will fit your voice. Same goes for you, Shigure.
223. To whoever came up with the idea for Fjorm to be a bride for me to repay her debt, I will find you; make you wear a sign that says "I am the Shipping Lord! And I will S-Rank you whether you like it or not!"
224. Connected to no. 223, do not refer both Robins from the World of Awakening as "Shipping Lords", they were using tactics to complement their allies strengths and weaknesses.
225. DON'T ASK ME OF MY LOVE LIFE! It's irritating and invasion of privacy on my part. That means you Sharena!
226. Solei is banned from singing or learning the Sing skill. All Heroes are suffering from damaged eardrums, including myself.
227. Anna, you are forbidden to use your snap tome to take lewd pictures of other Heroes and selling them. On the other note do not take pictures of me and selling them either!
228. To all mages, whenever you're conducting experiments on new spells or anything of similar nature, would you kindly do it out of the castle? Repairing damages are very costly.
229. Please don't get sacred seals immediately. I know that you want the GHB done quickly, but people will complain about it! Nowi is still crying about her Distant Defense!
230. Joshua is not allowed to gamble with Arthur. Nuff said.
231. Don't stack your dishes when Felicia is on kitchen duty. There will be a plate massacre.
232. Do not use Cymbeline within 200 meters of the camp. You're basically summoning a small sun, Sanaki.
233. Don't give Arden wrong directions. It took him forever to get back to the camp.
234. Someone tell Eldigan to kill Chagall if he ever goes home. Even I feel sorry for that guy.
235. Do not suggest bonfire or ignis as Fjorm's special. Just don't.
236. Treat Hinoka with respect, not hone fliers fodder.
237. Please stop checking if Zelgius is just like Alphonse Elric. There is a person in that armor, not an empty soul.
238. Shiro is not to ask Azama and Chrom on what time it is.
239. Do not ask me to summon Solgaleo or Lunala. Ultra Wormhole travel can be too dangerous.
240. Ike is NOT allowed to make 'Piplup jokes' when Roy is attempting to learn his Gible the Draco Meteor move. It's not funny.
If you don't follow my orders again, I will add more.
-Kiran.
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As always, criticism is welcome!
