101. Courage is a valued employee of the ECF Security Force. Not a puppy for you to adopt.

(Bubbles.)

(But he's sooooo adorables! -Bubbles)

(We know Bubbles, but he already has an owner. You can't keep him. -Prof. Utonium)

(Awwwwwwwww :'( -Bubbles)

(… But I'm sure Muriel wouldn't mind if you visited him from time to time. -Prof. Utonium)

(Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! :D -Bubbles)

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102. Mr. Johnny Bravo is to maintain a distance of one hundred (100) feet from all adult female ECF personal by order of court petition.

(He'll never learn.)

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103. Princess Morbucks is not allowed to be within 150 feet of Dexter. By plea/order of Dexter.

(I don't blame him.)

(Neither do the rest of us. -Ben)

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104. Mandark is not allowed within ECF HQ without an armed security escort.

(Surprisingly the escort is more for his protection than actual security.)

(Apparently some of the imaginary friends didn't appreciate him trying to take dna samples from them when they first arrived.)

(Especially the big ones.)

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105. Remember to wipe your feet before entering the Main Building.

(Frankie will throw a fit if you don't.)

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106. Mandatory Post Mission Detoxification is mandatory. No hiding or running away.

(I don't like it either but I'd rather not grow a second head if I can help it.)

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107. Toms communication console is not a toy.

(Bloo, Billy, Dee Dee, Johnny.)

(Even if it does look like a DJ system.)

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108. Demongo is not allowed anywhere on the base grounds without Jack as an escort.

(Creepy candle stick only gets marginally less creepy when Jack is around.)

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109. Him is not allowed to be alone with Mr. Green. By order of Dexter.

(Why does this have to be a rule Dexter?)

(It just does Sergeant. Don't question it. -Dexter)

(*looks questioningly to Blossom*)

(You don't wanna know. Trust me. -Blossom)

(*shrug of acceptance*)

(When the smart people won't tell you it's best not to press.)

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110. I. R. Baboon is not to be allowed in the Armory. Ever.

(Crazy monkey turned the whole second floor into swiss cheese.)

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111. Just because Johnny Test has experience as a test subject, doesn't mean you can use him as one.

(Dexter.)

(He's the one who came to me Sergeant. -Dexter)

(An his sisters are furious at him because of it.)

(Yeah, apparently they don't like the idea of anyone other than them using their brother as a test tube. -Dukey)

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112. Just because the Nano's can defy gravity doesn't mean they are able to carry you.

(Some of the new recruits had to learn that one the hard way.)

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113. Indoor water fountains are for drinking, not bathing in.

(Seriously Jake Spidermonkey knock that off, we drink out of those!)

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114. Billy is never allowed to be alone in the aircraft hangers.

(Numbuh 2 is still a bit mad about his aircraft being blown up.)

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115. Addition to rule # 114. Same goes for Ed, Bloo, and Fred Fredburger.

(Numbuh 2 had to stay in the Infirmary for a month while the entire air field was rebuilt.)

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116. Anybody who attempts to illegally access or hack into Computress will meet the business end of Dexters blaster cannon.

(Gus couldn't stop shaking for hours.)

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117. Restricted, Mature, Adult, and Horror genre movies are forever banned from all ECF bases. No Exceptions.

(The Imaginary Friends had one heck of a week consoling all the kids after someone had the bright idea to play "A Nightmare on Elm Street" on movie night.)

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118. NEVER. PUSH. THE BIG RED BUTTON!

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119. Any attempt to leave the Infirmary without being cleared first will result in you being strapped down and forced to listen to one of the science geeks explain quantum physics while you recover.

(An if you're already a science geek then you'll be forced to listen to Billy talk.)

(Poor Dexter)

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120. So long as Mac and Billy are alive and active members of the ECF the sugar restrictions will not be lifted.

(So quit asking to have them transferred somewhere else.)

(Or at least stop asking for Mac to be transferred.)

(He can be trusted and is not nearly as annoying as Billy.)

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