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Sorry for the wait...again...

Anyway, here's chapter 7

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"Why is everyone coming here!?" Kyousha asked embarrassed.

"Did something happen?" Hinata asked.

"Ino…what did you do?" Sakura twitched.

"I didn't do anything!" Ino protested.

"It's not what she did, but what she said!" Kyousha cried.

"Speaking of that, hmm…" Ino started to think.

"What are you doing?" Tenten asked.

"I want you to sit in this order: Sakura, then Mana, then Karin, then me, then Tenten, then Hinata, then Kyousha, then Temari." Ino ordered.

"What the heck are you girls doing?" Anko asked. Tsunade and Shizune were standing next to her.

"Great! More people!" Ino cheered.

"Ino, whatever you're scheming, I don't want to get involved." Tsunade sighed.

"Oh come on Tsunade! It will be fun!" Ino pleaded.

"You really could loosen up…" Shizune added.

"Can I join?" Matsuri asked.

"Ooh yeah, I almost forgot you were here, Matsuri." Temari laughed awkwardly. "Matsuri, Mana and Kyousha. Mana and Kyousha, Matsuri." The girls nodded to each other and smiled.

"Of course you can join, Matsuri! And so can you, Shizune and Anko!" Ino urged them to come in.

"Shizune, Sake report." Tsunade ordered.

"Three full bottles, mam." Shizune brought out three bottles of Sake.

"That's good enough." Tsunade shrugged. "I'll join."

"Great! Matsuri: You sit in-between Sakura and Mana, Anko: You sit next to Temari, Tsunade: You sit next to Anko and Shizune: You sit in-between me and Tenten." Ino instructed. Once the women finally took their seats, it became an awkward silence. So now, the order was: Sakura, Matsuri, Mana, Karin, Ino, Shizune, Tenten, Hinata, Kyousha, Temari, Anko and finally Tsunade. Almost every girl understood this order…but knowing how many boys there were next door, it was best not to say. But if you hadn't figured it out, you would say something so embarrassing that affects everyone except you…and that's where Anko comes in…

"Sasuke, Gaara, Noa, Suigetsu, Chouji, No one, Neji, Naruto, too many husbands, Shikamaru and Jiraiya." Anko pointed to the girls except herself.

"Anko, what are you-" Kyousha stopped in the middle of her sentence. "…not this again…"

"I-is she t-trying to set u-us up with the n-names she just said?" Hinata asked. Her face was as pink as Sakura's hair.

"Of course she is!" Kyousha sighed. "This woman is obsessed with marriage!"

"Did Anko really just say that?" Robin questioned.

"I'm just glad I'm not involved with her evil plan." Shino smirked. Juugo and Lee nodded.

"But I thought you liked Sakura?" Sai raised an eyebrow at Lee.

"If you really love something, let it go."

"Well I'm not involved with this either so can we go?" Kankurou shrugged.

"I second that motion." Akira raised his hand.

"Same here." Sora agreed.

"Let's go!" Kiba cheered while following the other single pringles and smirked. "Besides, Akamaru is waiting outside and I don't want to leave him."

"Hello boys, what's going on?" Jiraiya greeted.

"It's too much to explain..." Naruto sighed.

"Why do I have to be shipped with Shikamaru!?" Temari growled. "He couldn't cry to save his life! That's how lazy he is, and he's a crybaby!"

"What the hell?! Me and Suigetsu as a couple?! That's disgusting!" Karin retorted.

"ANKO, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!" Tsunade was on fire.

"I like Chouji, but not in that way, I don't know!" Ino blushed. "AND HOW COME SAKURA GETS SASUKE! THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

"I SHOULD GET SASUKE!" Karin demanded.

"NO, I SHOULD GET SASUKE!" Ino demanded.

"NO, I SHOULD GET SASUKE BECAUSE ANKO SAID SO!" Sakura protested. The others let the three girls take their argument to one side and they continued.

"You don't even know me and yet you're willing to set up with a dickhead like Noa?!" Mana yelled.

"You know you love me, Princess!" Noa yelled back.

"You motherfucking son of a bitch! I will find and I will kill you!" Mana screamed.

"If Noa replied to that, doesn't that mean the others can hear us?" Shizune stated.

"Why am I with a grumpy person like Neji?!" Tenten ignored Shizune's comment.

"I-I wouldn't m-mind being w-with N-N-Naruto…" Hinata twiddled her fingers.

"But Gaara is Gaara! He's the Kazekage! Oh my gosh!" Matsuri covered her mouth. "What should I do?!" She asked Hinata.

"Um, I don't k-know! What s-should I d-do?" Hinata asked back.

"Um, I don't know!"

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY 'TOO MANY HUSBANDS.'?!" Kyousha strangled Anko.

"Fu fu fu, don't you remember are conversation last night?" Anko smirked. Now Kyousha's face was as red as Karin's hair. She loosened her grip on Anko and rubbed her elbow with her hand awkwardly.

"I'll buy you dango every day this week if you keep your mouth shut about that conversation." Kyousha offered.

"Oh, so you like one of them now?" Anko implied.

"No, I don't!"

"But what if one of them likes you back and they just heard you?"

"…URGH!"

"What!?" All the boys exclaimed in whisper. Every single one of them was leaning on the fence with their ears glued to it. Then there was a snapping noise.

The snapping of wood.

The fence broke and the boys all tumbled down on top of each other.

Unfortunately or fortunately (depending who you are), the girls were nowhere to be found. Yet6 freakishly, you could still hear their voices.

"Where the hell did they go?!" Jiraiya exclaimed.

"Hmm…" Shikamaru climbed out of the pile as something caught his eye. He picked up an object and showed it to the boys. "…this is a tape of the girls." The voices were coming out of Shikamaru's hand.

"So, where are they now?" Chouji asked.

"I have absolutely no idea. But, they're probably all together." Shikamaru sighed.

"Ha! That was so funny!" Anko howled. They were all at Anko's house, drinking tea and eating biscuits.

"That was not funny! I feel so embarrassed!" Hinata pouted.

"I agree…" Matsuri sighed deeply.

"Anko! That was unnecessary and stupid!" Tsunade criticised.

"I'm definitely with Tsunade on this but now what do we do?" Tenten shrugged.

"We could play truth or dare?" Karin suggested.

"That sounds fun." Temari smiled.

"I'm in!" Ino cheered.

"Me too!" Sakura cheered.

"I really need to get back to the office but I guess a little fun wouldn't hurt." Tsunade shrugged. Shizune nodded and all the other girls sat in a circle.

"Here, drink this." Anko handed Tsunade a bottle of Sake.

"Thanks." Tsunade said before chugging down her favourite drink. She passed the empty bottle to Anko who laid it down in the centre of the circle.

"Let the torture-I mean fun begin!" Anko snickered.