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Ino Yamanaka Care Manual

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own INO YAMANAKA!!

What Have I Purchased?

You have just purchased an Ino Yamanaka!! Ino Yamanaka is a bossy, arrogant, independant girl who is obsessed with her looks. Your Ino Yamanaka also has a crush on Sasuke Uchiha. Your Ino comes with:

1 Purple Shirt

1 Purple Skirt

3 Rolls of Body Tape

10 Kunais

1 Blue Leaf Village Headband

1 Pack of Hair Ties

1 Ino Yamanaka

WARNING

Every Ino Yamanaka is loud and opinionated, so if you can not deal with loud people, Ino Yamanaka is not for you. Instead, we recommend the Shikamaru Nara.

Ino Yamanaka has a huge crush on Sasuke Uchiha, so it is recommended you do not purchase an Ino if you already own a Sasuke, and vice versa. This is because Ino will obsess over Sasuke, he will get angry, and Ino will completely ignore you.

DO NOT insult Sasuke around any Ino. She will immediately get pissed off and she will thoroughly kick your ass (We here at 'Anime Characters R Us' are not liable for any damage Ino Yamanaka may cause you)

NEVER tell Ino Yamanaka that Sakura Haruno is better, stronger, or smarter than her.

DO NOT insult Shikamaru Nara or Chouji Akimichi around Ino. She will get very upset, because they are her best friends, and she will most likely kill you.

Ino Yamanaka cares very much about her appearance. If you cannot afford to spend at least 600 dollars per week on beauty products she wants to buy, then Ino Yamanaka is not for you.

Assembly Instructions

Open the box and Ino Yamanaka will come out on her own, ready for battle. If she does not start screaming and complaining immediately, then you have recieved a defect and should ship her back to 'Anime Characters R Us' for a new Ino immediately. Explain to her calmly that you have purchased her, and give her about an hour to accept this fact. After that, she will be your best friend!

Feeding Instructions

Ino Yamanaka eats about two square meals per day. However, she cannot eat just ANY food. Ino Yamanaka is constantly on a diet, because she thinks she needs to lose weight to get Sasuke to like her. Make sure you constantly tell Ino that she is NOT fat, so that eventually she may not feel the need to be on the diet anymore and she can eat any food at all. However, until then, it is recommended you buy healthy foods, such as whole grain bread instead of white bread, etc. If you do NOT do this, Ino Yamanaka will simply refuse to eat, which is unhealthy for growing Ino Yamanakas. Make sure to keep an eye on you Ino so she does not get an eating disorder.

Sleeping Habits

Ino Yamanaka gets the recommended 8 hours of sleep per night, sometimes even more. Ino Yamanaka will usualyl sleep late, and it is recommended that you do not disturb her if this is the case. If you do, she may very well bite your head off for disturbing her 'beauty sleep'.

FAQs

Q: My Ino goes missing for several days at a time. Why is this?

A: Ino goes on missions for the Hidden Leaf Village from time to time. She'll come back, don't worry.

Q: My Ino came home the other day and her hair was at least a foot and a half shorter! Did she cut it so she could become part of some gang?

A: No, your Ino is not in a gang. She has simply fought a Sakura Haruno for the first time. She cut off her hair so she could use it to trap Sakura and use her Mind Transfer Jutsu. It will grow back quickly, don't worry.

Q: My friend owns a Sakura Haruno and when she brought her Sakura over one day, all Ino and Sakura did was argue and scream 'Ino-Pig' and 'Billboard Brow' at each other. Why?

A: Ino and Sakura are friends and rivals. Insulting each other is their way of showing affection for each other. It's completely normal.

Q: I was walking down the street the other day with my Ino and I went into a store, and when I came back out Ino was collapsed on the ground. A few feet away, a Neji was dancing like a ballerina and singing showtunes. Am I going crazy?

A: No. Your Ino has simply used her 'Mind Transfer Justu' technique. By using it, she can take over someone else's mind and body (in this case, Neji), but in return, her body is left without a soul and cannot move. As long as the body she takes over does not die, she will be able to return to her body whenever she likes. Ino probably got bored waiting for you while you were in the store, so she decided to have some fun by taking over a Neji and making him do stupid things.

Q: My Ino argues with my friend's Shikamaru a lot. Should I keep them apart?

A: No. This would upset your Ino. Ino and Shikamaru are best friends, and they tend to debate a lot. Ino just gets a bit too emotional sometimes and starts screaming, but don't worry: they will both probably forget the arguement after about an hour. Just make sure you don't restrict your Ino from seeing Shikamaru (or Chouji, for that matter), because since they are best friends she would hate you for forcing her to stop hanging out with them. In fact, it's even been rumored that Ino and Shikamaru may like each other, but this has not been confirmed.

Q: My Ino spends hours in the bathroom...

A: She's trying to make herself look as beautiful as she possibly can. Ino's care very much about their looks, and spend much of their time trying to make themselves look good. We only advise you to worry if you hear her vomitting or some such thing while she is in the bathroom, because this either means that she is sick or she could be pregnant.

If You Enjoyed Ino Yamanaka, You May Also Enjoy:

Shikamaru Nara

Chouji Akimichi

Asuma Sarutobi

Naruto Uzumaki

Sakura Haruno

Sasuke Uchiha

Inoichi Yamanaka

Ino Yamanaka is NOT compatible with:

Kin Tsuichi

Dosu Kinuta

Warranty

Ino Yamanaka comes with a two year warranty in case you find you are not happy with him. Ino can only be returned if one of the following occurs:

She is overly loud and you cannot take it anymore, so you are planning to drown her in a duck pond

She rapes and/or molests a Sasuke Uchiha

She has an eating disorder and you cannot find help for her

She hates how you look so she constantly tries to give you a makeover, eventually resorting to doing it in the middle of the night.


Ino-chan is all done, so I have no idea who will be next...I want to do the Konoha 12 first before I start anyone else, so it will either be Tenten, Chouji, Kiba, Hinata, or Shino. Please let me know which one you would like to see next!

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