Carlisle- drmcsparkly1640:

Esme- motherunit1921:

Edward- pianoman1918:

Bella- littlelamb2006:

Jasper- puffyhairdude1886:

Alice- pixiepants1920:

Rosalie- sexybetch1933:

Emmett- favoritechild1935:

Carlisle/Emmett

drmcsparkly1640 signed on

favoritechild1935: hi daddy

drmcsparkly1640: hello Emmett

favoritechild1935: Wassssssssuuuuuuuuup father

drmcsparkly1640: Why did you write me and your mother a letter this morning?

favoritechild1935: …because

drmcsparkly1640: Because why?

favoritechild1935: I felt like it GOSH who died and made you king?

drmcsparkly1640: Your parents

favoritechild1935: THAT'S NOT FUNNY

drmcsparkly1640: I thought it was quite humorous

favoritechild1935: So I'm the favorite child

drmcsparkly1640: No quite frankly you irritate me

favoritechild1935: Irritate is another word for love

drmcsparkly1640: …whatever helps you sleep at night Emmett

favoritechild1935: But I don't sleep

drmcsparkly1640: …goodbye Emmett

favoritechild1935: BYE DADA! I heart you!

drmcsparkly1640: …k

drmcsparkly1640 signed off

Esme/Emmett

motherunit1921 signed on

motherunit1921: Emmett…I love all of my children…stop telling them I don't

favoritechild1935: But you love me most right?

motherunit1921: I love you all equally

favoritechild1935: So you hate me?

motherunit1921: No I don't hate you

favoritechild1935: Why do you hate me so much?

motherunit1921: I don't hate you Emmett

favoritechild1935: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HATRED TOWARDS ME?

motherunit1921: Good Lord Emmett I don't hate you!

favoritechild1935: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU HUH?

motherunit1921: Goodbye Emmett

favoritechild1935: Bye mommy I love you

motherunit1921: I love you too

favoritechild1935: Liar

motherunit1921 signed off

Edward/Emmett

pianoman1918 signed on

pianoman1918: What the hell?

favoritechild1935:Hmmmm?

pianoman1918: I'm not emo

favoritechild1935: Yes you are

pianoman1918: Nor am I depressed

favoritechild1935: Yes you are

pianoman1918: How the hell would you know?

favoritechild1935: I'm psychic

pianoman1918: No that's Alice

favoritechild1935: ALICE AND I ARE POWER TWINS AND WE'RE JUST COOL LIKE THAT

pianoman1918: You dumb bitch

favoritechild1935: What does that mean?

pianoman1918: My point exactly

pianoman1918 signed off

favoritechild1935: WAIT! What point?

Bella/Emmett

littlelamb2006 signed on

littlelamb2006: I'm confused by your letter

favoritechild1935: Shhh quite yourself human

littlelamb2006: No I'm really confused

favoritechild1935: That's because you're a human…you're all stupid

littlelamb2006: You know you were a human once

favoritechild1935: Yeah but now I SUCK THEIR BLOOD MWAHAHAHAHAHAA

littlelamb2006: No you don't

favoritechild1935: DON'T BURST MY BUBBLE

littlelamb2006: …pop

favoritechild1935: Fine…be that way

favoritechild1935 signed off

littlelamb2006: Yeah…I'M the stupid one…

Jasper/Emmett

favoritechild1935 signed on

puffyhairdude1886 signed on

puffyhairdude1886: Mom and dad do not hate me

favoritechild1935: Yes they do…with a fiery passion of hatred

puffyhairdude1886: Go to hell

favoritechild1935: Make me

puffyhairdude1886: You really wanna go there?

favoritechild1935: …no…

puffyhairdude1886: And my hair is none of your concern

favoritechild1935: I have to look at it don't I? I'm gonna buy you a frickin weed wacker for that thing

puffyhairdude1886: It's not that bad

favoritechild1935: Right…it's horrible

puffyhairdude1886: Do something about it then

favoritechild1935: I WILL

puffyhairdude1886: Really Emmett? Will you?

favoritechild1935: …no…

puffyhairdude1886: Stupid

favoritechild1935: Why does everybody keep calling me stupid?

puffyhairdude1886: Pet name

favoritechild1935: Oh…I like it

puffyhairdude1886: You would

favoritechild1935: Would i?

puffyhairdude1886: What?

favoritechild1935: Muffins

puffyhairdude1886: You are so stupid sometimes I just want to crawl up in a ball and cry

favoritechild1935: Cool beans

puffyhairdude1886: …

favoritechild1935:

puffyhairdude1886: I'm gonna hurt you

favoritechild1935: Really?

puffyhairdude1886: Yup

favoritechild1935: BRING IT

puffyhairdude1886: Suck it

favoritechild1935: Suck what?

puffyhairdude1886: Think about it…

puffyhairdude1886 signed off

Alice/Emmett

pixiepants1920 signed on

pixiepants1920: Thanks for the letter!

favoritechild1935: You are welcome!

pixiepants1920: It was quite the adventure going through your room!

favoritechild1935: I know! Isn't it fun?

pixiepants1920: For me, yes…for Jasper…not so much

favoritechild1935: What happened?

pixiepants1920: I just used his hair to block all of the pointy arrows!

favoritechild1935: Isn't it such a nice shield?

pixiepants1920: Very much so!

favoritechild1935: Everyone keeps calling me stupid today…all I did was write everyone a letter telling them I was the favorite child!

pixiepants1920: Your just keep telling yourself that

favoritechild1935: Everyone keeps telling me that too! Mom hates me too!

pixiepants1920: Really? I didn't know Mom had that ability…

favoritechild1935: YEAH! She's evil I tell you…EVIL!

pixiepants1920: Are we talking about the same mom?

favoritechild1935: I certainly hope so…5'6…caramel curls…soft curves…married to the man we call dad?

pixiepants1920: Yeah same one!

favoritechild1935: Sweet beans!

pixiepants1920: …k

favoritechild1935: Dad said that this morning!

pixiepants1920: …k

favoritechild1935: TWINZIES!

pixiepants1920:…no…goodbye Emmett

favoritechild1935: Bye sistahhh

pixiepants1920: Just no

pixiepants1920 signed off

Rosalie/Emmett

sexybetch1933 signed on

favoritechild1935: Hi!

sexybetch1933 signed off

favoritechild1935: Where did you go?

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favoritechild1935: WHAAAAAAT?

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favoritechild1935: COME ON!

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favoritechild1935: Shit…

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favoritechild1935 signed off