I ran back to the castle crying but no one was in the great hall to swoon over me. I was furious. I found Dobby watching something through a hole in the wall so I snuck around so that he wouldn't see me. I used my vampire powers to look through the hole and saw in it Alberta stiffing his breasts and suddenly Creecher came up and Dobby and Creechur were touching ewach other to it.

"You SICK FUK! I yelled and throow Dobby to the other side of the room. (I know it seems mean, but that was really preverted and I was still really mad that no one waited for me)

Then I kicked Creature and theyu both flew away on their brooms.

I ran upo to the common room and began to slit my wrists because I was so upset.

"Oh hey bitch." Hermione said.

"Hi cunt." I replied depressedly

Hermione came and sat by me and slit her wrists with me. It was the most fucking sweet thing that anyone had ever done for me. We bondaged in the moment and became even greater friends.

"I'm really gonna do it now!" I shooted at everyone and went into the bathroom.

I was looking in the mirror when suddenly Alberta came in. He stood right next to me and began to fix her makeup.

"Does this shade go with my hair?" Dulbedore asked

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUKING FREEK!" I yelled at him "PERVO"

I slammed the door on his face but right after he opened the door again.

"Oh yeah I almost forgot, Luna was found dead by suicide today. She was a total freak it was really only a matter of time." He ejaculated degradingly "She shot herself."

"Oh My FUCKING GOD!" I yelled at him/her.

I ran out of the room and Hermione asked me if I was ok but I told her to shove it and I ran to my room I took off my clothes and decided to pick out a new outfit, it WAS already getting close to noon. I layed the clothes on my bed for easier putting on. I decided to wear a long lace dress that had black peacock feather sewn in to it, and a form fitting corset on top. It was all black (because I was in mourning) and it had more peacock feathers in the corset, only they were sticking out the top. I put on black eye shadow and black lip stick to match, and I let my hair hang loose except I teased it up in the back and the back of the top so it looked really huge. I chose some big leather boots and painted my fingernails black. I chose some lace black panties and a mini black top hat to put on the top side of my head. I was kind of stiff so I did some stretches also.

I looked up to see McGoogle was filming me and Mr. Norris and Ms. Sprout were orgying to it!

"FUCKING VCUNTS!" I shited and got out my glock and shot the fuck out of them and then Alberta ran up so I shot her too and then Nevil and Ron and Draco ran up so I shot them the fuck up as well!

I put on all my clothes, left the room and ran to the great hall. I slit my wrists and fainted, probably from the blood loss.