P.E. Problems

It's the second week of school and the 1rst graders are enjoying themselves. Until however they have their first P.E. lesson. Wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't dodgeball and they were pitted against the 5th graders. Carrots ensue.

Bonnie's P.O.V.

What up Doc. Or Docs. I'm Bonnie Braden Carroststicks Cottontail. No Bonnie is not just a girl's name. Yes my second middle name is Carrotsticks. Yes I mind you calling me that! YES my last name is Cottontail, MOVING ON! Uh…heh anyway I'm here to tell you about my class' first physical education (or P.E. as you call it) lesson.

Well it was Monday, after Marionette's awesome sleepover, we were back at school. I was sitting on the bus talking to Freddy, Chica and Foxy while the 5th graders talked in the back. Us 4 were discussing how to make the perfect carrot cake. Chica said that you need to the perfect amount of everything and I said you needed 87% more carrot. Freddy said he didn't like carrots. I don't think I've ever freaked out more. I mean they're carrots. They are the food from Goldenbear's Pizzeria. Who wouldn't like them?! Anyways I'm being overzealous. We all arrived after listening to me freak out over Freddy's apparently carrot-disliking and headed to class. I walked in and sat down before getting myself set up. "Alright children, I will take attendance. Say "Here" when I call your name please. Aaron Sloane?"

"Here." Replied Aaron. He was a dark skinned kid with Vitiligo over his eyes, making it look like he was wearing a mask, which was super cool. His hair was short but styled into two horn like things, ya know like an owl has. I met him at the Outcast celebration on Monday. His faction name is Owl and he belongs to the One Night at Flumpty's Gang. Some Outcasts get their names from a game or T.V. show. Some stay the same because they are the same as a character. When several Outcasts' names are from the same thing, they form a small group and then find their Nightguards a.k.a enemies. I belong to the Five Frightful Nights at Goldenbear's group along with Freddy, Chica, Foxy, Mangle, Marionette and the twins plus B.B., J.J., Goldie and Plushtrap.

"Ben Boyd?"

"Here." He said. Ben a.k.a. Birthday Boy Blam. He runs with the O.N.a.F. crew like Owl. Pale skinned kid with a yellow party hat. He's British like Springtrap. He also wore a monocle, top hat and suit that day for some reason. It looked hilariously awesome.

"Bonnie Cottontail…wait. Is this your real name?

"Yeah. And no, I am not related to the Easter Bunny." I sad. "Also I'm here." The teacher just nodded and muttered something under her breath before continuing. Anyway the full roster of people in my class were Ben/Birthday Boy Blam, Aaron Sloane/Owl, Orion "Cat" Catrina/Origami Cat, Matt/RAT, Nathaniel "Nat"/The Cat, Pennington/The Penguin, Blake/Blake Badger, Sara/Sara the Squirrel, Saffron/Saffron the Squirrel, Jen Stone/Gem Stone, Gray Stone/Grave Stone, Manora/Manora the Mouse, Cody/Cody the Coyote. Anyway, class went as expected, boring as all heck and I swear I fell asleep there like 3 times. Then lunch came and I was out of there like Foxy when he was running from Toy Teddy, Toy Toby and Toy T.C. over the summer. And man he runs FAST! Like I think it's about 13.7 meters each second or so. Don't know. But I left and ran to find the rest of my friends. They all were sitting at a table watching Freakshow Rock videos. This one was titled "Vlogging at School and Meeting People." "What's up Docs?" I asked as I sat down and took out my lunchbox. It was a simple carrot sandwich and and carrot smoothie. "Hey Bonnie. Check it out, you're on YouTube." Chica replied, handing over Marionette's phone with the video on it. In the video were the Freakshow Rock guys talking to me. I remember that,, they asked me how it was being an Outcast and my favourite thing. I answered with a 20-minute spiel on carrots. Turns out they edited that out and made it a separate video with like 200 views. "Oh yeah. Did they do this to all of us?" I asked handing back the phone. Endo 01…I mean Endo 02 (I get so confused sometimes) nodded. "They also recorded us beating up the bully." Marionette added. "Comments on the video are constantly time-stamping it and I think a few people memed it." Endo 02 said. I cringed slightly. "That a bad thing?" I asked.

"Nah. Not the worst memed moment from that video. Or the other videos on the channel."

"What was the worst?"

"None really but there is one that everyone has seen."

"Really? Where?"

"High School Never Ends Cover: Behind the Scenes. At around 6 minutes and 47 seconds." Endo 02 said. Marionette pulled up the video and we watched. In the video Endo 02 was helping them with the instruments and other equipment. Once it was packed up he started walking off the stage and turned around to say goodbye. Well long story short he said goodbye and backed up far enough to fall off the stage as he twirled around to face forward again. We all immediately began laughing like crazy. In fact a couple of Endo 02's classmates walked over to see what was so funny. They were the Joy of Creation Gang: Christian/Creation, Angus/Endo "Angel" B, CeeCee/Endo "C." C, Raymond/Endo "Red" F and Caden/Endo "Blue". "Oh Scott. What has Endo 02 done now?" Creation asked jokingly while watching the video. "He fell off the stage." I replied, smiling idiotically. Endo 02 shot me a look before ignoring everything and continuing to draw on his books. "Oh hey what happened to your blonde streak that Marionette gave to you Edge?" Chica asked. "I had to wash it out after I was mistaken for a princess with magical hair." He responded sarcastically, staring at Marionette briefly. "Really? And you're not joking this time?" Chica asked excitedly, not noticing the very obvious snark. "Yes Chica. I'm dead serious. I was brought to a weird bar of thugs who did awesome stuff and had to defend myself with a frying pan." He responded. "No my mom made me wash it out. She said she didn't want me to dye my hair as long as she lived. Honestly I think she was overreacting." Endo 02 whispered to us, not looking up as he finished up his drawing of what looked like a really screwed up stick figure, it's face was really just a huge scribble and it looked kinda creepy, with the only part of it that was drawn somewhat properly were the eyes, two different colours red and purple. "Why would your mom care about some dye in your hair? I mean it's just a different colour. I'm sure you still have some silver dye at home." I said. Endo 02 stopped and stared at me. "What are you talking about?" He asked.

"Well your hair is already dyed in the first place. Why would she care about another colour? Silver dye's like $5.00 or something like that." I replied casually. Endo 02 just stared at me then face-desked. "Ev's hair and my hair are naturally silver. Specifically its platinum blonde. Not weird. But I'm pretty sure it's rarer for guys than girls." He responded before going back to drawin whatever that thing was on his book. "If it's so rare then I guess we shouldn't exist." Creation said. "You know what I meant Creation." Endo 02 responded. All these guys looked similar to the twins (just my luck). All had the silver hair and pale skin but they had dark brown eyes instead of the awesomeness that is heterochromia. They also shared the exact same uniform the twins did. "Whatcha drawin'?" C asked. "Oh one of my hallucinations. Wanna see some others? I have way too many." Endo 02 said, holding up another notebook that was filled with creepy drawings. They were impressive and surprisingly well drawn but were very disturbing. One was a pair of black beady eyes on a golden stuffed bear with what looked like human organs spilling out from the chest while the bear lay limp. "I'm ok." I said, not wanting nightmares from this. "Why did you draw them though?" Endo 02 shrugged. "Eh Mendo said to because it would be therapeutic and that it helps other people with Schizophrenia so I do. I'm a terrible artist though. It's why all the art design for Freakshow Rock looks so abhorrently awful." C was impressed, deciding to flip through more pages until lunch ended. "Oh yeah. See you guys in P.E. I don't promise that I will go easy on y'all first graders." Angel said, before he and the rest left the cafeteria. "Huh? What are they talking about?" I asked. "Oh yeah the first graders are having dodgeball as their first P.E. lesson and per the coach's tradition they have to go against the 5th graders. So see ya there." Endo 02 answered before taking off with the rest of the 5th graders. Us clueless 1rst graders just followed them, unsure what to do. All of us young and innocent kids hopped on over to the gym, where we met the 5th graders. Sarah and a girl named Misty Marie Rose a.k.a. Misty Rose were talking. She has hot pink eye contacts that looked kinda creepy but really cool and wavy galaxy dyed hair. Misty Rose wore a blue hoodie that had "Queen" on it and ripped jeans with with high-tops with white faux (fox fur, fo fur? Not sure) fur gloves and matching sweater-shirt. Her Outcast uniform were a pair of white furry cat ears and was currently kicking a ball around while talking with Sarah. She had since found her contacts after allegedly wrestling them form the same bully first day of school that attacked her. Apparently she got hoisted around the meeting area on someone's shoulders as people applauded her for her ability to take him down while working though her terrible vision. I applaud her. Her mom who she calls JJBALLONBOY (met her, she writes fanfiction and is cool) was sooooo proud of her. I also met Misty's…uh…parent? I don't know, only heard their voice that was very androgynous, named Guest. Anyway that doesn't matter. What matters is when we all were ready and assembled we met our gym teacher a.k.a. the weirdest guy ever, well by my standards at least although honestly anyone that dislikes carrots is weird to me. He was a tall guy, average height, light skin with a slight tan and looked normal except he was an Outcast. First off he divided our classes into Humans and Outcasts. Second he coached the outcast sides and some lady, I assume was his wife coached the humans. Third he separated us by grade and fourth and final he prayed to Scott Cawthon, our king of the gods and leader of the Pantheon to send a sign that this was a great idea. He got a sign, in the form of falling over on his face. Apparently that was a good thing. "Alright kids. I am You coach this year for P.E. My name is Pierre Al but y'all can call me PaperPal. I will be your coach this year and the Outcast supervisor this year." He said. PaperPal had very pale skin, pale like Mangle's and platinum blonde hair, not like the twins, his was a white colour and a white-with-red sleeved shirt, neon blue pants and matching shoes. "Today we will be playing dodgeball. I've checked with anyone with any problems with this before the match but anyone with issues can speak up now." He said. No one said anything. "Hey Sarah. You can play?" He asked.

"Affirmative PaperPal."

"Marionette? You sure you can play?"

"Yeah I'm good."

"Foxy if you wouldn't mind take off the hook piece."

"Aye Captain PaperPal."

"Everyone one in Eyesaur ok to play? No issues?"

"None to report."

"Nope."

"Good to go."

"We are all set."

"Yeah."

"Hit it."

"I'm fine."

"Alright. Line up everyone, 1rst near the back wall and 5th behind me." PaperPal commanded. We all lined up in our respective places. "Endo 02. Tie those wires up and help me get the balls and cones!" PaperPal yelled out, motioning to Endo 02 to help him. The silvered wired skeleton tied up his wires (hair for you neutrals) in a ponytail, leaving his KNEE LENGTH fringe out and still in his optic and dashed over to the coach and helped him empty a large bag filled with softballs, basketball sized and made of squishy yellow foam. Remember when Marionette said his wires were waist length? She lied. It's so much longer. Like I'm actually kinda jealous but meh I like my mullet-ish wires. Wires aside Endo 02 and PaperPal grabbed a couple of them and small multicolored cones before setting the cones in a line across the gym floor and lining up the balls on top of them. "Alright. You know the rules. Ball hits you below the head you're out. If your teammates catch a ball then they get to get a teammate back in the game. Ball bounces and you catch it it doesn't count, nor if the ball bounces and then hits you. If your Foxy however then you can catch the ball after it bounces once." PaperPal announced.

"Why does Foxy get an exception?"

Because he only has one servo. It's compensation. And have you tried to catch a ball with one servo without it bouncing? I think not. Same rule for Eyesaur considering he's mostly conjoined. However normal rules apply to Scott since he isn't conjoined, got it?"

"Yes sir."

"Also Eyesaur Twins must be hit twice to be out since they are well, two people stuck together really. However once one side has been hit then that side can't help."

"Affirmative."

"Alright then. Outcasts?" PaperPal yelled out. "Go!"

And with that we went mad for the balls. They were being thrown left and right and everywhere. It was a mad dash and ridiculously hard to dodge everything and throw them back. On our side we were running back and forth catching and throwing every ball we could. We hit half of the 5th graders all together but they eliminated about 3/4ths of us in about ten seconds all thanks to Misty, the most competitive girl I've ever seen. She was yelling at everyone who couldn't keep up, caught literally every ball and dodged every ball. In other words she was invincible. Endo 02 had been eliminated and while waiting he grabbed a spare ball and began playing hacky sack with it. Well for starters he got to 34, which is 34 more than I have and second Misty pulled his ridiculously long fringe and grasped the ball he had in annoyance, ranting that he wasn't helping before shoving him back in the game. Once he was back in was when things got a little strange. He kept hitting something that wasn't their, knocking us out and whatever he thought was their. Must be been off his meds again. Oh well that's not important. Anyway back to the game. Well we got wrecked in a battle of 2-10. But hey when we won those two games it was so satisfying. Misty got mad at the 5th graders but she did congratulate us for winning, so she isn't a sore loser of winner. After that insane game,we did some track, Foxy winning absolutes every race and Misty getting mad. I came second. After P.E. I and the rest of us Outcasts went to the daily meeting and took the Oath of Silence, an oath formed out of an apparent agreement in the Pantheon. As we took the Oath, our lord and savior Scott Cawthon watched us proudly. I felt really good about that. We also were told to ditch our clothes and wear our uniforms only. And let me tell you, Endo 02 and End 01's uniforms are creepy as Fright. They really look skeletal and robotic, which is very scary. When the day was over and I slept through the rest of my classes I met up with my cousins and we headed out to Chica's family bakery. Which reminds me it's her turn now so I'll get her. Well that's my tale. Chica should be next so…That's all folks.

-Porky Pig, not me.

Author's Note

First off JJBALLONBOY got her shoutout for Sarah and so did Misty who I had to change slightly and since the actual person who submitted her was called Guest I had to get a little creative. Fan games galore. I have so many characters. Also I gave them real names and ages to boot. Eyesaur is not one person. He's actually 5 sets (meant to be 6 but one set absorbed their unborn twin before birth) of conjoined twins with red hair and reddish skin like Foxy. That's why their are 11 names listed for Eyesaur instead of one so it's like the actual Eyesaur character who is 11 skinless corpses. Also regardless of how exotic or Asian the names are their races will not be a factor in the naming (exception is Marionette because her name in French meant something important to the story). One more thing the name Caden came from Cadet Blue here. And I didn't actually call Blue, Blutarch. That was a joke. Oh and Eylan is supposed to be pronounced Eye-Lan like in Eyelander. Another thing is that Aaron Sloane is supposed to be similar to Owl in some way. I tried I really did but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so deal with it. Also the names in brackets () for Eyesaur are the names for each set. Also lastly I finally managed to write a short chapter. This took longer than it should've because of its length but a I've been burning myself out by writing through writer's block. Because of that the first official chapter for Five Funny Nights at Freddy's won't be out for a while as I'm again burning through and it's making the writer's block worse.

Format: Real name-Faction name-Age-Grade

Misc.

Sam-Sparky the Dog-12-5th

Sheila-Sugar the Cat-10-5th

One Night at Flumpty's

Ben-Birthday Boy Blam-7-1rst

(Ivan, Ian), (Sawyer, Søren), (Jon, Jonathan), (Sorro, Sora), (Edison, Eylan), Scott-Eyesaur-10-5th

Flynn-Flumpty-9-3rd

Gomez Flynn-Golden Flumpty-9-3rd

Gabriel Fitz-Grunkfuss the Clown-11-5th

Steven-Beaver-8-2nd

Aaron-Owl-7-1rst

Redmond-Redman-11-4th

Those Nights at Rachel's

Blaine-Bane-8-2nd

Doug-Doug-8-2nd

Pete-Pete-8-2nd

Rachel-Rachel-8-2nd

Ray-Ray-8-2nd

Shayla Raquelle-Shadow Rachel-8-2nd

Lyndon Xiang-The Thing-8-2nd

Five Nights at Candy's

Blake-Blank-9-3rd

Candy-Candy the Cat-8-2nd

Chester-Chester the Chimpanzee-8-2nd

Cindy-Cindy the Cat-8-2nd

Mark-Markiplier Animatronic "Markitronic"-12-2nd

Orion "Cat" Catrina-Origami Cat-6-1rst

Matt-RAT-7-1rst

Sheila Netty-Scribble Netty-11-4th

Nathaniel "Nat"-The Cat-7-1rst

Pennington-The Penguin-7-1rst

Vinnie-Vinnie-12-5th

Popgoes the Weasel

Parker Glade-Popgoes the Weasel-8-2nd

Blake-Blake Badger-7-1rst

Sara-Sara the Squirrel-7-1rst

Saffron-Saffron the Squirrel-7-1rst

Ronan Stone-Stone the Crow-9-3rd

Jacki Abbey Glade-Blackrabbit-8-2nd

Jen Stone-Gem Stone-7-1rst

Gray Stone-Grave Stone-7-1rst

Xing-Strings-10-5th

Simon-Simon-12-5th

Benton-Buttons-9-3rd

Manora-Manora the Mouse-7-1rst

Lillie-Lillie the Lamb-8-2nd

Owen-Owen the Owl-11-4th

Cody-Cody the Coyote-7-1rst

The Joy of Creation

Christian-Creation-12-5th

Angus-Endo "Angel" B-10-5th

CeeCee-Endo "C." C-10-5th

Raymond-Endo "Red" F-10-5th

(Not Blutarch, should be) Caden-Endo "Blue" R-10-5th

P.S.: Endo 02/Jason's hair is knee length. Marionette just didn't notice it. Somehow.

P.P.S: I will post a hair reference on my DeviantArt to show you how it works (the physics of it, not the colour)

P.P.P.S.: Even's uniform reference is up. I swear the two look ridiculous but whatever

P.P.P.P.S. : Chica, Foxy and Maironette's uniform designs are up.