Chapter Seven
Alice P.O.V
I am so glad I got away from hunting. All I had to do is to tell Edward I missed Jasper, he fell for it! What I was really going to do is come here and put Jasper, Emmett and his beloved Bella through embarrassment. As much as I love them all this was too good an opportunity to pass up. Now to think of a dare, how did I know they were going to pick dare. Well of course I had a vision.
"Come on guys, you are going together. Truth or dare?" I asked smiling evilly.
Bella P.O.V
I looked at Alice and knew she is going to put us through hell. I turned to Emmett and Jasper to tell them not to pick dare but as I was Emmett interrupted and spoke for all of us.
"We pick dare Alice. We are up for anything you throw at us." He looked at her thinking he was rising to her challenge, but he was falling into her trap.
"Emmett, you idiot!" Jasper and I said at the same time, apparently he was thinking the same thing as I was. We all then turned to Alice she was having a vision. She then returned to normal and looked at us and said,
"This is going to be fun!" She then went into another vision and said, "I dare 2 of you guys to dress up as pieces of food and walk around the mall telling people that the leprechauns are telling you to run away because Zorro is coming. Then the third person comes out dressed as Zorro and puts Z's up everywhere in silly string. After that you must all run around telling people the voices in your head told you to do it."
"What the hell?" All three of us asked at the same time, "Where did you come up with this Alice, it is completely ridiculous." I asked very worried about Alice's sanity.
"Well she was crazy remember?" Jasper said. I did remember when she told me. Guess it carried on to her vampire life.
"Stop questioning my sanity and start getting ready." Alice said popping up right in front of me with a pizza costume and a soft drink bottle costume.
"Please tell me you didn't have a vision of this too." I asked Alice looking at her incredulously.
"No, we had this lying around from some time when Carlisle and Edward volunteered to help for something." Alice said matter-of-factly. Edward was in one of these outfits, I must see that. "I think we have pictures Bella, I'll find them later now go get changed." She handed me the pizza outfit and I went into the bathroom and changed. When I came back I saw two very unhappy vampires, Emmett was in the soft drink costume and Jasper in the Zorro outfit. When drove to the mall in silence, all of us glaring at Alice. Even Jasper whom I thought was incapable of being mad at Alice.
We got to the mall and stepped out; we were already getting weird looks how would it be when we act out the scene. I stepped in the mall and looked at Alice she was urging me forward, I looked at Emmett and he took my hand and we started.
"The leprechaun tells me Zorro is coming, RUNNNN!!!" I yelled to the nearest person.
"Hurry run Zorro is coming or so the leprechaun says." Yelled Emmett, this continued on for a few minutes until Jasper jumped in, his cape flowing behind him.
"It is I, Zorro. Did you miss me?" Jasper yelled, by now everyone was gathered around to see what we would do.
"I can't help it!" I was yelling again, "The voices told me to, I had to follow them." I am going to kill Alice for making me do this.
"Too many voices, all in my head." Emmett started hitting his head, which didn't hurt him but it looked painful. "Get out of my head voices." He screamed, he really did sound like a mental patient.
"Zorro says leave voices, LEAVE!" He roared, I think by now the whole mall had crowded around us to see what all the fuss was about. Then Alice jumped in very unexpectantly in a superman outfit. And started shouting,
"I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way. So I have come to put you in a mental institution and save these poor souls." I was now on the ground shaking with laughter. Alice picked us all up then said,
"It is fine good people; I have saved you from these crazy people. The will be a burden to you no longer. No need to thank me all part of the job." Everyone was staring at her in disbelief. Like they had seen a ghost. Alice ran us out to the car. And we all burst in hysterics, Emmett finally calmed down enough to speak,
"I like your costume Alice, Superman is the man." With that we all broke into laughter again.
Finally we had gotten into the car and headed back to the Cullen's. When we got there I changed into my pajama's and walked into the living room.
"So Bella are you tired yet?" Asked Emmett. I shook my head and Emmett looked at Jasper to see if it was correct, Jasper nodded so Emmett spoke again, "So, what to play next?"
Authors Note: This is not the end of the story don't worry. Please Read and Review. Anyone want to suggest what they play next please tell me. I need help. Anyway hope you like the story, check out my others.
