As Sawyer ducked out of his tent that morning, his eyes scanned the beach quickly. He soon realised that he was the first person up and he yawned. It was only just getting light and he watched the horizen as the sun slowly made it's way into veiw. Sawyer ran his fingers through his hair, moving it away from his eyes and he decided to walk down the beach. He had forsaken a shirt, as the sun wasn't a major threat to his skin right now.
As he walked his mind slowly drifted back to the girl from the night before. He didn't even know why he cared. It was just something about her that intruged him. He could still feel her fingers as they had trailed over his chest. They had burned him deeply, set his nerve ends on fire and he didn't even know her name. He sighed and kept walking, his shoes making deep prints in the soft sand. Eventually he decided to turn back and spun around.
Later in the afternoon, Jack, Kate, Claire, Sawyer and Charlie were cleaning out the hatch, trying and hoping to find any more useful things they may have missed the first time round.
"I can't believe you talked me into this," Charlie grumbled. "I'll be wearing a french maids outfit next."
"There aren't enough laws in the world to make that acceptable," Kate giggled.
"Real bloody funny," Charlie said. He moved a box aside and let out a high pitched scream. "Spider !" he said.
"You scream like a girl," Jack chuckled and Charlie glared at him.
"I hate spiders !" he whined.
"Uh hello ?" came a voice and they all turned around. Sawyer's breath caught. There she was, the girl that hadn't left his thoughts since the night before.
"Hey there," Kate smiled and the girl gave a grin.
"Your the doctor right ?" she adressed Jack and he nodded.
"Yup that's me," he said and caught the look on Sawyers face. "I'm Jack, this is Kate, Claire, Charlie and this is Sawyer," he introduced them. Sawyer gave her a smile, but then realised he needed to look tough and it faded.
"I'm Chloe," she smiled and Sawyer took in a breath.
"What's seems to be the problem ?" Jack asked her.
"You wouldn't happen to have any aspirin would you ? I've got a pretty bad headache," she asked.
"Sure hold on," Jack replied and walked into the main room of the hatch.
"Maybe you've got hyperpia," Sawyer tried to sound clever, but the name of what he had, seemed to have gone from his head.
"I think you mean hyperopia, and I don't. This is a one time headache," Chloe smirked and Sawyer's ears turned red. He silently cursed his stupidity and rubbed his neck nervously.
"Here you go," Jack emerged again with a tablet and a glass of water. Chloe swallowed it and thanked him, taking her glass back to the kitchen.
"How you holding up ?" Kate asked Sawyer.
"I'm an idiot," he grumbled.
"Why ?" Jack asked.
"I told her she might have hyperpia. Then she corrected me and told me she didn't," he sighed.
"Ouch," Charlie chuckled.
"Oh God Charlie don't move !" Sawyer gasped.
"Why ! What the bloody hells wrong !?" Charlie asked, sitting compleatly still.
"There is a huge spider on your shoulder !" Sawyer said. Charlie's eyes went wide and he jumped up, arms flailing.
"Eww ! Get it off, get it off !" he yelled. His movements stilled when he realised he's been tricked.
"You bastard !" he grumbled. Claire and Kate giggled like maniacs and Jack chuckled.
"Thanks again Jack," Chloe waved and walked to the door of the hatch.
"Guh," Sawyer sighed and they rolled their eyes.
"I've never seen him this hung up before," Kate laughed as she and Jack walked throught the jungle, heading back to the beach.
"You're telling me. He actually used the phrase 'guh'," Jack chuckled.
"You're telling me you've never seen someone so hot that you've gone blank ? The only phrase you can pull out is guh ?" Kate asked.
"The thing I tend to come out with is 'Excuse Me ? Have you ever used a needle ?" he recalled their first meeting.
"Aww that's sweet. You thought I was hot when you first saw me ?" Kate looped her arm through his.
"Well we'd just crashed and it wasn't really on my mind, but that night when you told me your name..." Jack shook his head. "Wow."
"Your a sweetheart," Kate giggled.
"Don't underestimate me woman," Jack growled, his hand sliding to her ass. He gave it a firm squeeze and Kate looked shocked.
"Didn't know you could stoop so low Doctor," she joked.
"I could go lower," he breathed against her ear and Kate let out a whimper.
"Feel free," she whispered.
"Well right now we're on the beach so I can't," Jack chuckled and Kate looked around, realising that they had arrived. "As much as I would love to go down on you, I don't think the other people would like it very much."
"Stupid other people," Kate grumbled.
"My tent is free," Jack kissed her neck.
"Let's go then," Kate pulled him behind her.
The pair stumbled through the tent flaps, Kate falling on top of Jack. She giggled and looked up, and the sight before her made her jaw drop and he blood boil. "What's wrong baby ?" Jack kissed her neck.
"Bitch !" Kate yelled and Jack sat up and turned. He yelled in terror and pulled Kate out of the tent.
"I'm fucking blind !" he screamed rubbing his eyes. Juliet came out after them, having wrapped a towel around herself.
"Jack sweetie !" she smiled. Jack was still rubbing his eyes furiously, trying to block the mental image.
"Naked Kate, naked Kate, naked Kate," he chanted. Thankfully, Claire, Charlie and Sayid were close at hand, had heard the yells of fright and had managed to restrain Kate.
"I'm going to rip your fucking head of blondie !" she growled, trying to release herself from Sayid and Charlie.
"What's wrong Jack ? If it's about Kate, don't worry. I'm much better in bed than her !" Juliet said brightly. Everyone went quiet and Kate stopped struggling. Suddenly insane laughter broke out from the jungle. Chloe emerged, tears in her eyes and her hands clutching her sides.
"That was funny," she laughed and Juliet looked at her oddly. Kate had started to struggle again, this time looking like she wasn't just going to maim. She was heading for the kill.
"What's funny ? Jack would enjoy me so much more. I've had more experiance," Juliet smirked.
"Technically that sentence would scream out 'slut' to me, but coming from you it dosen't seem that strange," Chloe chuckled. "Listen Juliet, I don't think Jack's interested in you."
"But he loves me and only me," Juliet replied.
"Tell you what. How about an ultimatum ?" Chloe asked and everyone turned to look at her.
"This better be going somewhere good Chloe," Jack said, but his only answer was a knowing wink.
"I'm listening," Juliet said.
"For once," Claire muttered.
"Well you stand at one end, Kate stand's at the other. We put your beloved Jakie poo, in the middle. Whoever he loves more, he goes to that person. The loser has to leave him alone and never talk to him again," Chloe smirked.
"What if he doesn't choose me ?" Juliet asked.
"But we all know that he loves you Jules," Chloe winked.
"I don't know," she replied.
"Going once !" Chloe held up a finger.
"Ohh I can't decide !"
"Going twice !"
"Fine ! It's a deal !" Juliet smiled. Chloe extended her hand and Juliet took it.
"By the witnesses here today," Chloe said, referring to Sayid, Charlie and Claire,"This oath is valid and shall be for no reason, broken. And if it is broken may the loser be thrown into the sea and banished from the camp."
Juliet smiled happily and flounced off to get dressed, giddy at the prospect of Kate being banished. Every head turned to look at a grinning Chloe. Kate had been released by the men and was giggling at the girls plan. "That was pure, evil genious," she laughed and was soon joined by the others.
"Thank you. Now for the test," Chloe winked.
A/N: I just had to put that in. Thought it would be funny. The next chapter might have Sawyer/Chloe. Anywhoo, next chappie should be up soon.
