A/N: You really should stop being so shy and start reviewing. It's good for your health, honestly. ;)
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After a very disappointing and unsuccessful day the girls were heading back to their hotel when "Unwell" started ringing loudly from Kat's phone.
"Someone's calling me!! Someone's calling me!!" She chirped loudly.
"Really?" Mave faked excitement and added sarcastically "I hadn't noticed!"
Kat glared at her thinking if looks could kill...
"Check who it is already!"
Kat took her cellphone from her pocket offended and stared at the screen for a few minutes. The phone stopped ringing.
Mave tapped her foot impatiently until she couldn't take it anymore and snatched the phone away from Kat.
"Hey! Give it back!"
"I will. When you learn to use the little green button!!"
Mave looked at the screen and read: You have one new voice message. She retrieved it.
So..., um, this is, um, Jacob, well, I had a good time the other night and decided to help you out. The pack says they got a sniff of Ash... I mean Alice in Denali. Maybe you should head over there. Like waaaay over there and waaaay away from here.
"Weirdest voice message ever... I guess Denali it is then." Mave sighed dreading the idea of suffering the cold Alaska weather.
"Denali as in Alaska? as in -1000 degrees? As in freezing you ass off and having to wear those awful huge coats that will hide my fantastic figure away? And squishing my lovely blonde hair with a hat?" Kat rambled on disbelievingly.
"Pretty much."
"I... I... I miss Alice."
"Me too." They paused and pondered for a few seconds.
"Wait, this means I'll finally get to wear my ugg boots!!! Yay!!" Kat jumped up and down excitedly.
"Your mood swings are giving me a whiplash."
"Like you haven't thought about the fact that you will get to wear... um... I guess you don't have any hot winter clothes..." Kat smiled sheepishly regretting having spoken.
After hours of discussion on what to pack for Alaska, some poker hits and another few hours on a plane the girls finally arrived in Alaska and decided to rent a car to go the rest of the way.
"Do you think Tanya will be as pretty as I am?" Kat asked.
"Oh, no, you're way prettier than Tanya!" Mave assured her as they headed out of the rental facility and onto their shiny silver Volvo mumbling "There is no way she's prettier than Tanya" as she went, too low for Kat to hear.
As Mave started driving through the highway Kat unfolded the map to check how to get to their destination.
After a couple of hours Kat had managed to provide Mave with all the wrong directions and the girls were actually lost.
They just didn't know it yet.
They stepped out of the car, believing to be close to the Denali's house and started walking in what they believed was the right direction.
After a 30 minute walk deep into the wilderness they found an abandoned bus.
"Look, Mave, a bus!" Kat yelled.
"It kind of looks rather familiar...." Mave thought aloud.
"The Denalis don't drive a bus do they? That would be kind of weird." Kat giggled.
They approached the bus, Kat stepping ahead excitedly until, all of a sudden, she stopped dead on her tracks.
"Ewww, there's a dead guy in there!"
Mave approached hesitatingly to look at what Kat was seeing.
"It's the guy from Into the Wild!" Mave yelled shocked.
"Emile Hirsch! Oh, my God, where??? I don't have any make-up on!"
Mave pushed Kat away from the bus and back to the car trembling with freight all the way trying to explain to Kat that the body belonged to the actual Christopher McCandless while Kat rambled on about not getting dead men smell on her clothes.
Now realizing they were lost they headed back the way they came from and stopped in the closest town.
They were starting to lose hope after all their failed attempts at finding Alice.
They wandered sulking around town for a bit until Mave gently tapped a slender strawberry blonde woman's shoulder and asked "Are you Tanya?"
"No, sorry." The woman turned and answered politely.
"Ok, thanks." Mave smiled sweetly at her and then reached to another petite blonde passing.
"Are you Tanya?"
"Excuse moi?"
"Nevermind, sorry."
Then Mave spotted a middle aged blonde woman coming out of a grocery store.
"Tanya!" She yelled waving at the now confused woman who started walking in the opposite direction.
Kat was too busy filing her nails to notice what went on around her.
In a matter of minutes all the blonde women in town were trying to get away from the psycho brunette who shouted "Tanya! Tanya! It's me, Mave!" at them while chasing them down the street and shaking their shoulders when she got close enough.
Eventually there was only one blonde left in sight.
"Tanya!" Mave jumped on Kat knocking her to the ground.
"Huh?"
"Tanya! I found you! Let's go tell Kat!"
"I am Kat, you stupid cow!" Kat shouted angrily as she pushed Mave off her and attempted to stand up. "Did you forget to take your pills today?" A look of horror marred Kat's expression as she looked at her hands. "YOU!!" she started stalking towards Mave, an angry look on her face. "You broke my nail!!!"
Mave started walking backwards trying unsuccessfully to apologize to Kat for such atrocity, until her back hit a wall and she grimaced nervously.
"I... I... I'm very sorry. Um,... you seem so tense lately, how about a massage?" she asked hopefully.
Kat's angry look stayed in place for a few moments until she said "You know? I have this knot in my back that just won't go away, maybe you could look into that." And Mave knew all was forgiven.
"Ok, let's find somewhere to eat first and then we'll look for somewhere to stay." Mave started to organize.
"Always hungry..." Kat mumbled annoyed.
They started walking through the street again until they reached a magazine stand where Kat couldn't help but stop at.
"New Cosmo!" Kat smile grew wide at the thought and Mave sighed.
As they were about to leave the stand, Cosmo in hand, a picture in a magazine caught their attention.
"Alice!" they both exclaimed in unison.
Maybe not all was lost...
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