Me: I'm dying!
Z: ...
J:*Body is lying on the ground, not moving*
Sora: ?
Me: I don't own Kingdom Hearts!Now, let me die in peace!
Sora: You've got one more thing to do.
Me: Damn it, I'm tired! You do it!
Sora: Fine. Congrats to hahanowyougetit for guessing it was Zack who helped with the previous two chapters.
Ch.7- Halloween Town: Not that scary
"Blah, how long until we get to the next world?" Jessica whined.
"We have to wait until we find a path," Donald said.
"I'm bored," she exclaimed. "And hungry," she continued, remembering the awesomely good burgers that Aerith had made when they were in Traverse Town. It had been the last thing they'd eaten.
"Shut the fuck up, Jessica," Zack sighed, irritated. He didn't want to listen to her complaints about hunger, especially when his stomach was eating itself.
"Here," Lauren said, handing them a candy bar each.
"Where'd you get these?" Zack asked through a mouth full of chocolate.
"I borrowed some munny from Sora and bought some from Donald's nephews," Lauren explained, as she handed three more to Donald, Goofy, and Sora.
"Thanks," Sora said gratefully.
"You know what I'm going to miss if we can't get back home?" Jessica asked as she popped a piece of candy into her mouth.
"What?" Lauren asked curiously.
"Halloween," Jessica sighed, "No more free buckets of candy."
"Yeah, that sucks, and not in the fun recreational way," Zack frowned.
"Hey, watch, I bet I could catch this in my mouth," Jess said as she leaned her head back and tossed a piece of chocolate into the air. And, promptly missed, due to the fact she was thrown to the floor of the Gummi ship as it started to shake and go insane.
"We found a path," Goofy announced as he and Donald tried to regain control of the ship.
"Uh, I think Jessica is unconscious."
"Donald, you are a sucky driver," Jessica groaned as Goofy applied the last bandage to her forehead. When she had fallen out of her seat, she'd caught her head on the jagged arm of her chair.
"You should have been wearing your seat belt," the duck retorted.
"THERE ARE NO FUCKING SEAT BELTS!"
"Jessica, don't yell," Lauren chastised. Jessica flipped her off. "Where are we, any way," Lauren asked.
"I don't know," Sora said. "Want to go look?"
"Yeah."
"I want to go," Zack whined and pouted.
"Well, hurry up," Lauren called as she impatiently crossed her arms. Jessica stood up to go with them when both of her best friends turned on her.
"Stay," Lauren ordered.
"Keep your ass here," Zack agreed.
"Why?" she whined.
"It's okay, Jessica," Goofy interrupted. "I'll drive you back to Traverse Town so we can get your head looked at." Jessica perked up a bit as a wide grin crossed her face.
"Well, my health does come first," she stated while pushing Sora, Lauren, and Zack toward the ship's door. Zack and Lauren rolled their eyes in unison as they were pushed by their injured friend.
"We'll be back to pick you all up in a couple of hours," Donald said.
"Mwuahahahahahahaha," Zack laughed.
"Jessica's gonna be pissed," Lauren giggled. "We're in Halloween Town!" And best of all, she got to see Sora in his costume.
"Aw, man, now we need costumes…shit," Zack complained.
"C'mon, I'll show you where I got mine at," Sora beckoned.
"You guys go ahead. I'll get food, Sora, give me some munny," Zack commanded, winking at the now panicking Lauren. "Pick me out something cute please."
As he proceeded to strut away, Sora turned a blushing Lauren towards Boo Lane "Well, I guess it's just us two now, any idea on what you want your costume to look like?" he asked.
"Not even close. That's why I have Jess and Zack," she replied.
"Well, now you got me."
"Yeah, yeah, I suppose I do," Lauren agreed, perking up a bit.
"Jessica, please, for the love of all that is Holy, Evil, and in between, be quiet," Donald begged.
"Fuck you! You didn't almost die because a retarded duck doesn't know how to pilot a Gummi ship." She snapped
"You didn't almost die, you have a teeny bump, and, I can fly this thing perfectly! We just hit some turbulence," the duck retorted.
"BE QUIET, BOTH OF YOU!" Goofy burst out, much to the surprise of his fellow passengers. "Ever since you two have met, all you do is bicker and complain. We are obviously in this thing for the long haul. The sooner you two suck it up and are friends, the easier it will be for all of us. Now, Donald, what would King Mickey do if he saw you acting this childish? Jessica, your friend Lauren seems to have a good head on her shoulders, maybe you should follow after her and woman up and act like you have sense."
Needless to say, Jessica and Donald were stunned. Donald didn't even know Goofy could be stern.
"Ok,… well," Jessica started, "If he's nice to me, I'll be nice to him."
"Yeah, what she said…," Donald agreed.
"Well, gawrsh, if I knew it was that easy, I would have done it a while ago," Goofy said. "Now, Donald, get us to Traverse Town."
"What do you think Zack would want?" Sora asked as looked over a rack of bulky monster costumes. He pulled out a zombie looking costume and held it up for Lauren's opinion.
"Definitely no," Lauren said. "You're looking in the wrong place." Lauren walked over to the far part of the moogle's costume store until she spotted an outfit. "This one," she said as she walked back over to Sora. He went wide eyed and looked at Lauren.
"Y-you're kidding," Sora stammered.
"He'll kill me if I don't get it for him."
"Whatever," Sora sighed as he shook his head. "What about yours?" Lauren shrugged, not really caring or knowing which one to get. They were still looking for hers when Sora asked, "So how did you guys become friends?"
"I don't really know, we kind of just started hanging out with each other one day," Lauren answered.
"How have you been able to stay alive?"
"What do you mean?" Lauren asked, confused, before smiling. "Well, they're not that bad, Jess usually isn't, well, um… Zack isn't always so violent. I think he just really needs a cigarette."
"I'll take your word for it. Hey, try this one." Sora handed her a costume but she couldn't tell what it was supposed to be.
"Okay, I'll be right back," Lauren said. "Hold this." She handed Sora Zack's costume before disappearing into a dressing room.
Me: I know it's a sucky chapter but, I'm writing this on practically four hours of sleep, half a liter of Mountain Dew, and a cappuccino.
J: SHOOT ME!
Z: WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET MOUNTAIN DEW? GIVE ME, GIVE ME, GIVE ME!
Sora: How much sleep did they get?
J: Four hours.
Z: One hour.
Me: Okay, chapter 7 is done, I'm going to go die now...
Sora: Wait, you need to finish the rest of the story!
Me: *Already decomposing*
Sora: Review to bring LMT47 back to life so she'll finish the story.
Me: *Ghost appears* Thanks for reading.
