sorry, i left out something but it's fixed now- the final thang- epilogueee.

Epilogue:

"Hello, this is Equius speaking."

"Heeyy Equibro. Listen, if you see the pussycat, tell her she left… uh something at my place again."

"You two were hanging out again?"

"Hell yeah."

"Listen, I know it's all innocent fun and what not, but I would prefer if you didn't give Nepeta so many drugs so often. It's not really good for h-"

"Nah man, we didn't get fucked up this time if that's what your sayin."

"Oh. Then what did you do?"

"Fucked"

"So you did get high again?"

"Nah you've got it motherfucking wrong again. Fucked up is with Faygo. We fucked."

"Oh my."

"Yep"

"I apologize, I must hang up now. I am in need of a towel."

the end! :33