Bug Out
"Hey Radar" Artie says rolling into the office one day
"Artie can you keep a secret?" Radar asks
"Sure Radar what is it?" Artie asks
"I just off the phone with regimental and they said we are having a practice bug in two hours" Radar says
"Sure my lips are sealed I don't know nothing" Artie says as he heads to post-op
Artie does not a say a word the whole day, but Klinger somehow started the rumor about the bug having the Colonel assemble everyone on the double
"Uh oh chopper" Radar says when he hears the chopper
"I got it Colonel" Artie says going up to meet the chopper
"I'll go with you Artie" Radar says pushing him up to the pad
More corpsmen goes with him up to the pad cause Radar had to run and answer the phone
"I know many have you have your pants in a bunch, so I'm going to clarify that the 4077 is bugging out in three hours" the colonel says when Radar hands him a piece of paper
"Bug out" the colonel says as everyone scatters
There was only one on the chopper, and this one had a bad spinal injury that the colonel gave to Hawkeye as Margaret and Artie and Quinn assisted
"Hawkeye, Maggie, Artie, Quinn" Radar says coming into O.R
"Mask" Hawkeye says nicely
"We have to bug out" Radar says
"There is no possible way we can stop now in the middle of the operation" Maggie says
"Maybe if I jump in we can get done quicker" Quinn says coming from the scrub room
"I doubt that there is a way without risking paralysis" Hawkeye says
"Good point" Artie says
(Outside)
"Frank I want you to command the bug out while I look for a new location" Colonel Potter says getting on Sophie
"Roger wilco" Frank says
"Girls I want you in charge of patients, guys I want to you to help with tear down" Frank yells
"Guys just do it and no complaining" Mr. Schue says helping with Artie's and Quinn's tent
"Yes Mr. Schue" the new directions say
Hawkeye, Maggie, Quinn and Artie were in O.R during the whole bug out, and was able to get the kid to a bed in post-op just in time before they moved all the beds. After everyone left Hawkeye took Artie to Rosie's for a belt
"One beer and one grape nehi Rosie" Hawkeye says entering the bar
Rosie brings the drinks, and Hawkeye and Artie toast to one another and talk before heading back to the compound
"Rosie if you have anything I'll take it to Maggie and Quinn" Hawkeye says as they leave
Rosie gives them whatever is left plus a few beverages to take back with them
"Girls we come bearing food" Artie says entering the post-op ward
"Artie you don't know how much I love you" Quinn says
Maggie spreads a blanket out and they have a picnic right there in post-op
(New M*A*S*H)
"Isn't custom to bless the new M*A*S*H?" Father asks
"Go ahead padre" Colonel says
"Stand by for blessing" Frank yells
"Stand by for the blessing" B.J calls
"Stand by for the blessing" Mr. Schue says
"Stand by for the freakin blessing" Puck says passing it to the girls
"Stand by for the blessing" Rachel says passing it on
"Here me oh lord" Padre says
Franks ends up passing the entire blessing through the convoy
"Burns the padre does a single" the colonel says after the padre does the blessing
They find the new place is empty so they begin to set up housekeeping like the tents and stuff
"Guys I want you on tent set-up and girls with the patients" Mr. Schue says
"Got it Mr. Schue" Finn says
"The girls have already started" Rachel says opening the back of the bus for the wounded
(Back at the former 4077th)
"Radar I thought you left" Hawkeye says when he sees him in the office on the phone
"I thought I stay behind if we get more wounded" Radar says
"There's a fat chance there won't be" Artie says referring to the empty tents
"Come on it's getting dark" Maggie says from post-op
"Coming darling" Hawkeye says pushing Artie in
Hawkeye and Maggie slept in the colonel's office while Radar was in his office, and Artie and Quinn were in post-op watching the patient
(Next day)
"The chopper on its way to transport the patient to the ship" Radar says when he got the call from the medic ship
"Come on Artie let's take him up to the pad" Hawkeye says lifting the patient as Radar wheel Artie with the patient up to the pad while Maggie runs alongside with the I.V. Up on the pad Hawkeye balances the patient on Artie, so the dust doesn't blow on the patient
"Where the medic ship?" Hawkeye yells over the blades
"Not too far from here" the pilot says
"Give him a safe ride" Hawkeye says over the blades
The pilot gives him thumbs up before take-off. After the pilot takes off Hawkeye gets down on one knee
"Margaret Houlihan will you marry me?" he asks her
"Ben when and how did you get such a ring?" she asks him
"I sent my father your measurements, and I sent him the money and he picked out the best and shiniest ring money can buy" he tells her
"Yes Ben I will marry you' she says as he scoops her up and spins her around
"Quinn same question for you" Artie says locking his breaks and Hawkeye and Radar help him out of his chair and into the one knee position
"Quinn Fabray will you marry me?" Artie asks her
"Yes Artie I will marry you' Quinn says slipping the ring on
"I'll get started on the right forms right away" Radar says going down to the office
"I guess we better go join the others" Margaret says as they head back down to camp
"Yeah we better" Ben says as he goes and gets a jeep for the four of them
Once Radar had the paperwork done he lead the way to the new M*A*S*H
(New M*A*S*H)
"Everyone we have two announcements to make" Ben says as they pull in
"What is it Hawk?" B.J asks
"First me and major Houlihan is engaged to be married" Hawkeye says happily
The 4077 erupts with cheers
"Second me and Quinn are also engaged to be married" Artie says from the back seat
The new directions cheer as they help the engaged couple to their tent
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