The Americans

By: Hita and Liet~

Summary: Two new students show up at Ouran Private Academy as American Scholarship Students! Who, of course, meet the Host Club. Them and those seven are not going to be a good mix! But like they say, opposites attract! Well wish them luck~ Oh and one's a male?! No? Hmmm...

Rating: T+ for now! :D

Hita: On with the show! We changed one of the pairings for now.. We weren't sure so now we'll just make it a surprise.

Twins: Hita and Liet do not own Ouran or any of it's characters. They own the plot and Erin and Jasmine.


The next morning Erin and Jasmine's mothers were out cooking breakfast when Erin woke up. The Hosts still fast asleep on the floor, Adam still asleep in his room, Jasmine sitting on the couch aiming her pillow at Tamaki.

Erin stepped out with her sweatshirt over her pajamas. She looked at Jasmine, "What're you doing?"

"Shushhhh you'll wake him."

Erin shook her head and walked towards the kitchen. While she was gone Jasmine threw the pillow at him and sat back down. It hit him with a quiet thump.

But it was enough for him to freak out, he shreiked as what he would say was manly, but we all knew it wasnt. He then flew forward and landed onto Kyoya, clinging to him. Kyoya cracked an eye open and looked over at the shaking blonde.

"Tamaki, what're you doing?"

"Something fuzzy hit my face!" He cried.

Kyoya shoved Tamaki away, "Go bother Erin."

Erin walked out, "Hey! I heard that."

Kyoya smirked and went back to sleep but then a pillow hit him in the face too. He sat up, put on his glasses and then looked around.

Erin laughed at him and went back into the kitchen. Jasmine chuckled from behind the couch. Surprisingly Mori and Honey and Haruhi and the twins were still asleep.

Soon Adam was awake and walking out into the living room, he looked around and noticed Jasmine on the couch and Tamaki crying about how his daughter is so mean to him.

Erin came back out and looked at Adam, "Don't try anything, buddy."

"But, Erin, thats my job!" Adam replied.

Honey moved on his bed and Tamaki jumped up, "Don't make a sound!"

Everyone awake looked at him confused. The twins soon woke up to the awkward silence.

"Um...?"

Everyone then looked to them, "Shut. Up."

"Breakfast!" Erin and Jasmine's moms shouted from the kitchen.

Everyones eyes opened wide, then looked to Honey.

Mori sat up tiredly and Tamaki and the twins calmed down. Honey turned once again but those three didnt freak out like the first time.

"Why are you not freaking out...?"

"Mori-sempai is awake now."

"Breakfast!" The shout came louder.

Honey's eyes snapped open and he looked over to the closest person; Erin.

Erin waved nervously, turning pale.

He glared at her, Erin started scooting away. Honey growled, getting up. Erin ran to and out the door, screaming loudly.

Honey was almost to the door when Mori and the Twins caught up with him and restrained him.

"Honey-sempai! Stop!" The twins shouted.

He just growled clawing at the air.

Erin stood at the bottom of the stairs, looking up at the apartment door.

"Mitsukuni. Stop."

Eventually Honey calmed down and Erin came back into the apartment. They sat around the table, Adam sat next to Erin, Jasmine sat next to Erin, and the rest of them squeezed around the table. Erin and Jasmine's mothers stood at the counter eating, watching over the youngsters.

"First order of buisness! I was not the one that woke you up, it was her!" Erin said to Honey, pointing to her mother.

Honey looked up from his food and nodded, his mouth full of pancakes. Erin's mother looked at Erin.

"Oh now I'm the bad guy." her mother said.

"Yes mother, you nearly got me killed. I ran out the apartment, down the stairs! I was on the street!"

Honey looked up, "Did I do that...?"

"Of course not, Honey-sempai." the twins said casually, looking at Erin with a look that said shut up.

"So what brings all of these people over?" Adam asked.

"We wanted them to see Just Dance." Jasmine replied, eating pancakes.

"Oooh dancing for the boys, eh?"

Jasmine looked at him, all of the Hosts looked away awkwardly. Erin looked at her.

"Adam. Just gah."

Adam knowing that Erin was getting frustrated decided to continue, "So looks like we got a lot of people and a tree or a building. Ha a tree building. The birth of a tree building~"

Mori looked over at him, his eyebrows scrunched together, a firm frown on his face. Honey froze for a few seconds to look up at Mori then to Adam.

"Is he talking about you, Takashi?"

Mori didn't respond to Honey and just continued to eat his food. Erin ground her teeth together in frustration. Adam grinned and his eyes landed on Hikaru and Kaoru.

"Do we have a mirror image here? Or more accurately a flirtatious mirror image? I was up a little before you were and I saw something that I might not have needed to see." Adam commented slyly.

Erins hands were in fists, Jasmine blinked and looked from Adam to the stunned faces of the twins, Honey's mouth was open in an o shape, and of course Tamaki was in shame at how such a young innocent little boy knew those things.

"Calm down, it's not like I haven't seen anything worse. I'm from America, I've seen a lot worse." Adam rose an eyebrow.

Tamaki's jaw hit the floor, his eyes bulged. Erin picked up her fork and stabbed it into the table.

"Adam! Shut your face! I'm going to kill you on so many levels if you don't shut up!" Erin shouted.

"Why're you so mad Erin?" Jasmine asked, looking up at her.

"Do you hear what is coming out of his mouth? It's the voice box of doom I swear."

Jasmine nodded, "And...? You seem more mad at who he's saying it to rather than what."

"No I'm not! I'm just saying I don't like what he's saying! It's not normal for a fourteen year old to be so insulting."

"Uh huh... I still think there's more to it. But I'll drop it for the sake that you aren't the only one extremely frustrated." Jasmien pointed over to Mori who was physically shaking with rage.

"Takashi?"

"Mori-sempai are you okay?" Tamaki and the twins asked.

He shook his head and walked out of the room to go cool himself down.

"Uh should someone go talk to him?"

"I will g-!" Adam was saying before Erin's hand covered his mouth.

Honey continued to stare at the door that Mori just left through and shook his head slightly, "I think Takashi needs to be alone for a few minutes."

Everyone nodded and continued to eat their food. Adam, finally, deciding to stay quiet for the remainder of the breakfast time. When breakfast was finished Adam got sent to his room by their mom. The others went out into the living room to join Mori, and were surprised to find him asleep on the couch.

"Ummm...?" the twins said looking to Honey for an explanation.

Honey just smiled and jumped onto the couch, "Takashi~!"

He opened his eyes and patted his head. Honey smiled and moved.

"There! Now you're awake!" Honey giggled.

And so they all sat around talking, still in their pajamas. Soon it became almost noon and Erin's mother walked out into the living room.

"Erin, we're going to run to the store. Adam should stay in his room. We'll be back in about an hour. If you guys leave before we get back it was nice meeting all of you."

"Okay, see you in an hour."

"Wait! If Adam comes out do we get to be in charge?" Jasmine asked.

Mrs. Gryphon nodded.

"Do we get slapping rights?" she asked hopefully.

Mrs. Gryphon actually thought about it for a minute, "No."

"Awwwww."

"Aw man!" Erin said, "I was looking forward to that. He deserves it."

Her mother shook her head and left with Jasmine's mother. The girls smiled and waved goodbye.

As soon as they were gone the girls smiled and high-fived. They never usually got left in charge together before. Secretly they both knew if it came down to it they would indeed smack him.

"So... What shall we do?" Tamaki asked, standing up and doing a dramatic pose.

"Erin what time is it?!" Jasmine asked enthusiastically.

"Adventure Time!" Erin replied with a very strange accent.

Everyone looked at them oddly.

THe girls jumped over to the TV and turned it on, they flipped on the channel and smiled seeing it on TV. They motioned for them to sit down and the twins and the girls got comfortable on the ground in a little line, Erin, Jasmine, Hikaru, and then Kaoru. The others finding a chair or the couch to sit on.

"Be prepared for greatness."

On the television there was a boy named Finn who wore a strange white hat, light blue shirt, dark blue pants, and he had a magical dog named Jake. Jake was running through the forest eating ice cream, for an ice cream marathon. Then he and Finn come across a blueberry bush. In the bush they found a chest, and inside the chest there were three seeds. On the chest it said that one was evil and the other two were good. They stood watch over to protect the world from the one evil seed. But then Jake decided to plant the seeds to set the good things onto the world and he and Finn would fight the one evil thing. He and Finn fell asleep and when they woke up one of the seeds had grown into a large plant. On the plant was a very big pod. It opened and from it fell baby pigs in costumes. Their immediate thought were that they were good but they toyed with the thought of them being evil. They gave them tests on sheets of paper to see if they were evil. Nothing specific showed up expected for the drawing of an ice cream under the allergies section. Finn and Jake had fun with the pigs until that evening when they fell asleep again. In the morning the other seed had grown into another big plant with a pod. From that pot fell wands that had glitter and rainbows. Finn and Jake thought nothing of them being evil. Rainbows and glitter are never evil. So Finn and Jake along with the pigs had fun with the wands. The net morning the final plant had grown and a pod fell from it. Finn drew his sword preparing for the evil thing. But when Jake crawled into the pod all they found was ice cream. Seeing no danger, Finn looked around and saw that the pigs and wands were gone. Finn looked around to see a town being ransacked by the pigs using wands as their weapons. Finn sat near the bush feeling ashamed of his failure. But then he remembered that the pigs had put ice cream underneath the question 'What are you allergic to?'. That meant the pigs would die if they touched the ice cream that was in the third pod. So Finn and Jake went to the town throwing the ice cream around, feeding all of the pigs. The End.

"That was-" Hikaru started.

"Awesome!" Kaoru finished.

"I know right?!" Erin and Jasmine aid together.

"Um.. I don't know what to think any more." Haruhi muttered, rubbing her temples.

"I don't understand what that was..." Tamaki mumbled.

"Well then you obviously aren't meant for watching this show." Jasmine said.

Honey blinked and then a huge grin broke out on his face, "THAT WAS SO CUTE!"

Mori just nodded agreeing with Honey. Kyoya just shook his head, a little bit of a smile on his face.

Adam popped his head in, "Hey Erin?"

"GO AWAY!" Erin and Jasmine shouted.

"But I just wanted to show you something."

"Noooo!" Erin shouted, rushing over to shove him back into his room.

"Back to the darkness from whence you came!" Erin chanted.

Adam looked at her, "...fine."

Then he was gone. Erin sighing happily. Erin walked back over and sat down.

"Well since two of you didn't like it very much we won't make you watch another one." Erin said, Jasmine nodded.

Soon their mothers returned and the guys decided that was when they would leave. They said their good byes and they filed out of the door. They stood by the door saying good bye back and waving or in Jasmine's case having to hug them all. She stopped Honey and Mori as they were about to leave.

"Can you guys stay for a few minutes? Erin and I have to tell you guys something." she mumbled.

They both nodded and stepped aside. Haruhi and the others finished leaving. Jasmine closing the door, turned around and smiled.

"Let's go into Erin and I's room and talk there. Then we can't get interrupted."

They hesitated but nodded nonetheless. They went in and they closed and locked the door. Jasmine motioned for them to sit down on Erin's bed, Erin and her sitting on hers.

"Okay so basically what we have to say is important and we hope you'll take this seriously."

They nodded, slightly worried with what they were going to be told.

"Okay. So you can not tell anyone this. Not even your family. There were certain events that happened in making us decided to tell you two." Jasmine started, looking at Erin.

"You see, I have a secret that I have been halfway unintentionally keeping from you guys." Erin confessed.

Honey tipped his head, "What is it Erin-chan?"

Erin fidgeted around nervously and looked at Jasmine, she nodded and took in a deep breath.

"Erin isn't who he appears to be..."

Mori rose an eyebrow at this.

"Erin is actually a girl."

Honey's jaw dropped and Mori actually looked stunned.

"What, Erin-chan is this true?" Honey asked.

Erin nodded, "Yeah. I'm actually female."

"You see the only reason we told you two was because Honey landed on Erin's boobs and we figured in case he noticed something we thought we would tell you guys... And Mori we figured it would only be fair if you got to know too." Jasmine explained.


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~Hita And Liet Say Good Bye~