FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS


Q) How in the hell did Stephenie Meyer make so much money from that pile of shit?

A) As long as there are stupid people on this earth, untalented people like Stephenie Meyer will always become rich.

Q) I've tried all the cures but none of them are working! What should I do?

A) I am sorry. It is too late. The only thing you can do is wait for the pandemic to pass, and hope that your intelligence can recover and become strong enough to combat the disease by itself.

Q) The Twitards won't listen to my logical explanations! What do I do?

A) Given the fact that Twitards are in the later stages of Twitarditis, they are most likely immune to logical explanations and will never listen to anything intelligent. I suggest you just ignore them. Twitarditis is highly contagious and you might catch their disease.

Q) OMG!1! I LuVV TwiiLiGHT!1! DiEEeE BiiAAATcchH!11!

A) STFU and get a life.