Mika is giggling like a fan girl. "What's up with my Ferocious Neko-chan?" asked Kish.

ITKL smirked. "Naruto is gonna guest star today with the male prostitute (Sasuke) and Pinkie (Sakura)."

Kish looked like he was gonna blow a blood vessel. 'Oh how I hate that ninja. He's an idiot. Why does Mika like him so much?' he thought.

Kagome sat in her director's chair. "Time to start the show. And in 3.……2.……..1.…..Action!"

Mika: Hey!

ITKL: Sup. Inuyasha, disclaimer for the last time.

Inuyasha: (is moping) Mika and ITKL don't own Me, TMM, or Naruto.

Ichigo: Why is this the last time for Inuyasha?

Mika: I gave him to Meg to use. (laughs evilly while ITKL joins her)

Ichigo: Oh. So that means your dating Kish?

Mika: Nope. Now time to pop in our special guests. (pops in cell block 7) They'll be staying here a couple of chapters.

Naruto: Mika-chan! (hugs Mika)

Mika: (turns red) Hey Naruto. (looks at Kish) Can you plz let go?

Naruto: (reluctantly lets go)

Sasuke: Why are we here?

ITKL: Well mister male prostitute…….

Sasuke: I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE!

ITKL: Then explain how you sold your body to Orrochimaru, which is only what prostitutes do.

Sasuke: (stays silent)

Mika, Naruto: (fall down laughing) GO ITKL!

ITKL: (starts bowing) Thank you. Thank you.

Naruto: (gets up and helps Mika up) (doesn't let go of her hand)

Mika: (turns red but doesn't let go)

Kish: (is getting jealous) Why are you not going into big bro mode?

Inuyasha: (is smirking) 1. It pisses you off and 2. He isn't a pervert like you. (before Kish blows) This review is from my evil cousin and Mika's Onee-chan Wolf.

What's up freaks?!

Mika: HELLO! Here have lots of suger! (hands large sacks of suger/suger-filled foods to Mika)

ITKL: What's ITKL Stand for :O??

Inuyasha: Go... um beat up Kish!

Kish: Go sulk in the corner.

Team 7: HELLO! get into a water ballon fight!

Later losers and non-losers.

Mika: SUGAR! (eats all the sugar) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Naruto: Mika-chan seems happy.

Kish: (still losing it)

ITKL: InuToshKibaLover11.

Mika: (still hyper) Which hyper I hyper refuse hyper to hyper type hyper. (goes back to jumping off walls)

Inuyasha: FINALLY! (beats up Kish)

Kish: (crawls into the corner) Mika said she loved me. She loves me not Naruto. Me not Naruto. Me not Naruto ( is rocking back and forth and continues chanting)

Team 7: WATER FIGHT! (start a water fight)

Naruto: Take that. (throw a water balloon at Sasuke)

Sasuke: (throw a water ball at Sakura)

Mika: Wanna join in?

Everyone else: YEAH! (join into the water fight)

(3 hours later)

Everyone( but Kish who is still sulking and chanting): (is soaking wet)

Mika: (panting) Naru-kun read the next review.

Everyone(even Kish who is about to murder Naruto): What?

Mika: (turns red) Just read the review.

Naruto: (is smiling really big) This review is from Meg (BubblesBoo)

lol.

i hate loopholes!they must die!!

ryou: hey -kisses him-

inuyasha: tell mika to go out with kishu...or else -pulls out hammer-

kishu, pai, and tart: if it is even possible, destroy loopholes.

mika: become kishu's girlfriend

everyone: sing without love. (kishu and mika sing the parts of link and tracy)

mika: you can pick who sings the penny and seaweed partshmm...

that's all i can think of right now...

-kisses ryou-i'm gonna go watch inuyasha get sat now :)

inuyasha: SIT!

-kisses ryou- bye bye! :)

Ryou: (kisses back)

Inuyasha: I see why you hate loop holes cause I got one. You can't kill me cause if you do you won't be able to torture me on your show. So no.

Aliens: Not possible.

Kish: (mega mad) But it is possible to kill a certain blonde ninja. (tries to kill Naruto but Pai and Tart holds him back)Everyone: (sings Without Love) (A/N too lazy too look up lyrics)

Mika: (sings tracy parts)

Kish: (sings Link parts)

Ichigo: (sings penny parts)

Tart: (sings seaweed parts)

Mika: Um……. (looks at Naruto then Kish who is still trying to get out of Pai's grip) No.

Ryou: (kisses back)

Inuyasha: (face in ground) I hate you. Life on your show is gonna be hell.

Ryou: (kisses back AGAIN!)

ITKL: You guys kiss a whole lot.

Ryou: (in a daze) yep. Next review is from Julie (jobrosfan93)

inuyasha: you shall be sat until mika becomes kishu's girfriend!

meg: sit inuyasha

mika: sit inuyasha

kagome: sit inuyasha

meg: sit inuyasha again

kagome: sit inuyasha again

and it goes on and on

inuyasha: they'll stop sitting you when mika is kishu's girlfriend (or they'll keep sitting you 'cause it is fun to sit you.)

Inuyasha: Oh shit.

Mika: Well um actually (looks at Naruto) I'm not gonna sit him. Kagome is busy directing and Meg can sit him on her show.

Inuyasha: YES! And Mika likes Naruto.

Kish: (is STILL trying to get out of Pai's grip)

Mika: (giggles nervously) Yeah so the next review is from Sailor-Solar1994

HIYA GROOVY FROGS

Okay I am over riding BUbblesBoo dare with mine. hehehehe GROOVY

RYOU- You have to ask out Ichigo

Ichigo- you have to say yes

Kishuu- kiss whoever is your girlfriend in this story

Tart- Kidnap Purin

Zakuro- Lock Lettuce and Pai in a poof proof room and then kiss Minto

Keiichiro- Go out with me!

HAHAHAHA I am pure sugary goodness. Please include me in your story Groovy Gods

Kissa

Ryou: Oh no. MEG DON'T KILL ME! Ichigo wanna go out?

Ichigo: Sure. Sushi?

Ryou: Sure.

Kish: Well I got no girlfriend in this story. (looks at Mika) Though I won't stop chasing after my Ferocious Neko-chan.

Naruto: Who?

Mika: Me.

Naruto: (glares at Kish)

Zakuro: (locks them into a poof proof room and kisses Mint for 1 second)

Both: (go to the bathroom to wash out their mouths)

Keiichiro: Okay.

Mika: Sure you can start being in it next chapter. What do you want me to call you?

ITKL: Next review is from MewPurin, who seems to like to start fights.

Mika: Huh?

ITKL: (shows Mika Mpurin's review)

Mika: Oh shit.

Okay, um, here's some dares!

Mint: Dress up in a tea cup costume and run around Tokyo screaming, "I'm a tea obsessed freak!" for 3 hours.

Masaya: Kill yourself with... A LASER!

Kish: Kiss Mika! And make it long.

Zakuro: Kiss Pai.

Tart: Kiss Purin.

Ryou (Or RAINBOW XD): Kiss Meg!

Buh-bye!

Mint: (dresses in tea costume and is poofed to Tokyo) I'M A TEA OBSESSED FREAK! (continues for 3 hours then returns)

Masaya: (grins) I don't have a laser.

ITKL: (hands him laser)

Masaya: Where do you get this stuff?

Mika: Internet.

Masaya: Figures. (kills himself)

Mika: (revives him) Time for this.

Kish: (smirks, grabs Mika, and kisses her)

Mika: (kisses back and refuses to open her mouth for Kish until after 5 minutes when she gives in)

Inuyasha: Wont go in big bro mode. Wont go in big bro mode. (Starts chanting and rocking back and forth)

Naruto: (is about to kill Kish but is held back by Sakura)

Sakura: You cant kill him.

Naruto: HE'S KISSING MIKA-CHAN!

Sasuke: Are you jealous?

Naruto: (crosses his arms) Maybe.

(another 5 minutes later)

Mika, Kish: (break apart)

Kish: So Mika will you be my…..

Mika: (smirking) No.

Kish: But… You.. And …… I……… Aw come on!

Mika: Pai is kinda busy. So she can kiss Masaya.

Zakuro: (kisses Masaya then leaves to barf)

Tart: (kisses Pudding)

Mika: (poofs Ryou to meg) I don't want to see this. Well that's our show.

Everyone (except Naruto and Kish who are fighting): BYE!

Naruto and Kish continue fighting even though the show is over. Inuyasha grabs Kish and Sasuke grabs Naruto. Naruto got an idea. He got out of Sasuke's grip (which isn't really easy) and walked over to Mika. "Hey Mika-chan. Wanna go for some ramen tonight?" he asked.

Mika turned red. "Um, ah, um, sure. Pick me up at 8."

Kish's jaw dropped, Inuyasha smirked, and everyone else was stunned. "Time for some drama," said ITKL.