A/N: Welp my phone's broke and I finally hacked my way back into my own account because fucking fanfiction needs a number with your password and I forgot the one I used. I was supposed to post a "Halloween and Thanksgiving Special," but that's not happening with my god damn English teacher giving my class a fuck ton of essays.
It was an anime episode on the beach and Tic was with all her friends plus the entire cast of Happy Days. Jamie Dornan was there too but nobody liked him. "Wao I'm sher hapie taht Dib iz ded!" Tic happily said. ":3 Me ! 2!" Zim replied. "Alzo... I luv u"
"GAHAAPS! I LUBE YUU 6 ZEM!"
"IM GLADoS DAT MAH PIGGY HERE!123123drinkthrowembacktillIlosecount! Gir yelled.
"Senpai is here." Jamie Dornan said before everyone told him to shit the fuck up. He is fucking cancer and everyone knows it because Tic said so. "Man Tic is so perfect! I wish I could be with her. Zim is so lucky!" Tom Bosely said. "Lolz well u cant hav her bc im with her and if u steer hr dat maekz u antagonostic." Zim fought back. "Of course Zim-san. I'll get back to building the Irken Kingdom so the fans will get the post-canon content confused with the epilogue."
"Wait what fuck no don't do that." But it already happened. "Time for Irksea Borealis!" Tom said. "Damn it Tom, not again!" Ron Howard scolded. The audience laughed. Tic laughed, then noticed something was wrong with Gaz. "awe whutz wong?" She asked. "I just feel trapped." Gaz muttered. "Well, yyu miror." Tic said, it was obvious. "Please, get me out. I don't want to be in here anymore!" She pleaded. Tic laughed hysterically. "Typicul edgy Gapis Gazuli!" She then threw her in the ocean and sighed, lying on the sand. "Ths iz a happier endeeng." She sighed.
"HAHAHAHA, TOO BAD!" Invader Sakura said before tying the main group minus Tic up in Christmas lights and plugging it in, electrocuting everyone. Also Gaz and Dib were back for some reason but they were tied up. "No! It can't be," Tic thought, "she's supposed to be in space! How did she find us?" Tic snapped out of it and saw her friends being slowly killed. "Hey! Leave my friends alone!" She told Sakura. Sakura made an angry face at her before smugly grinning. "Okay okay, but you'll have to fight me first." Sakura challenged.
"I-" Tic began, but she was shoved into some kind of magical box barrier. "I WILL KILL YOU ONE MILLION TIMES!" Sakura's demonic voice growled. She had new ninetail kitsune powers. She then began stabbing Tic over and over before a weak hand slapped it out of her. "Don't touch Tic..." Tye demanded. Sakura laughed evily and pulled out another knife, but that was slapped out of her hand too. This repeated for two more times before she yelled, "STOP IT!"
"WHO IS TOUCHING THE TIC?!" an Irken guard asked. Everybody pointed to Sakura. "DON'T TOUCH THE TIC!" A group of people scolded. Tye looked at the commotion before pointing to Zims 3. "He's touching Tic!" He accused (but like it was true so Tye needs to get him away from her somehow.) "ARE YOU TOUCHING THE TIC!?" The guard asked. "No!" Zim lied before receiving a slap to the face and a group of people yelling "DON'T TOUCH THE TIC!"
"Yeah! Don't touch me!" Tic agreed.
Sakura was running impatient. She was pissed beyond belief that these idiots thought that they could SAVE theirselves. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH! RAAAAGH!" A bright light came and Sakura's non-sue form appeared. "Hi. It's me," then she turned into a tallest, "レイベンヌ サクラ."
"WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS?!" Tic demanded.
"あなたの友達、思い出。 私はそれらをすべてゼロに戻します。"
"SHUT IT YOU FUCKING WEEB I WANT MY FRIENDS BACK!" Tic then absorbed her power and passed through the barrier where Zim was. "Don't touch me. Don't touch the Tic." She said before mounting a god horse and riding off into the sunset.
Its over... isn't it?
-Deedee Mango Hall
