Aloha, my interweb homies. How the fuck are ya?

Well I have some good news. The police have found a lead and are working on getting our shit back. Maybe I might get a hold of my stolen shit but if not, I hope the fucker who did this retarded looting gets caught so I can wrangle the bitch's neck. I'm not gonna take this shit laying down that's for damn sure. I will get my stuff or at least get some fucking retribution. The police say they got some info about another robbery across town which matches the description of what went down in my neighborhood. If all goes well and it's the same dude, they'll definitely look into our shit. I hope I get my shit back guys. It's been hectic without a laptop.

I had one free day to write but I just lazed around. My job and school have been fucking killing me these days and I barely get any time to party which I used to do every third day, let alone write some stats sheet. This is gonna be a really short chapter cuz I'm sitting down and finishing this chapter in two hours or so. I'm gonna debunk the 39th chapter of fairy tail dragon slayer's stats sheet before I move on with a quick feat for DB SUPER. I know this is literally worthless for a chapter but it's all I can do right now. I really need a vacation. When I get my laptop back or at least earn enough to purchase one, I'll write something lengthier. I actually had enough for an i7 but I spent all my cash on the bills for utilities & rent, mobile plan and other shit. I also forgot that I had to pay off my last course's tuition fee so I'm earning money to pay that shit off right now which means I need to work a lot of overtime hours.

Thanks to the dudes who came forward with the notion to help me out financially, but no thank you, dudes. I don't really do well with taking stuff for free no matter how badly I might need it. My folks were willing to fork up some cash but I turned them down too. If I can't handle myself right now in college, there's no fucking way I'm gonna be able to handle myself when I graduate and start my professional life. I need to stand up for my own fucking self and prove that I ain't a kid any longer. Thanks again dudes. You really made me happy and it was the thought that counts. I really appreciate the fuck outta the gesture. I would also like to apologize for the lack of responses. I've just been so busy and lazy when I'm not to reply. I hate typing on my phone and unless I get my laptop back, I can't really be bothered to respond but rest assured that I'm reading every review. I'm using my college library computer to type out and publish this chapter so I gotta be quick. I have graveyard shift tonight. Fucking hell. I hate that shit.

We're almost at 2500 reviews, bitches! LMFAO! This is hysterical! Let's blast the fuck outta the reviews this time dudes and dudettes. Now let's get on with this shit.


CLASSROOM #: 69

COURSE TITLE: DEBUNKING NARUTARDS 101

PROFESSOR: wizardkoli1

RULES TO FOLLOW IN THE CLASSROOM! (VERY IMPORTANT!)

Please observe silence because class is now in session.

If you don't observe silence, then your asshole will experience a case of blueballs. Yes, you heard right so sit your ass down, dear students of mine.

"Professor wizardkoli1. How the fuck can my asshole get a case of blueballs?" You ain't let this shit go it seems. I ain't gonna explain but here's the basic idea. You take a Narutard, a bobblehead toy, and a rocket launcher. What happens next is like what fanfiction says "unleash your imagination."

A prostitute, a sex chat, a Narutard's momma…you can't "do" any of em during class.

Wait till Juicy Wet Thursday.

And always remember to wear a poncho cuz Narutards be jizzing over a Naruto poster.

Debunking Narutards 101 (Today's Lecture: Debunking chapter 39 of what fairy tail dragon slayer calls his stats sheet.)


"The People of This Star were practically using the chakra that Kaguya had left behind

1. That means that Momoshiki comes from a different star, meaning that not only do the Ootsutsuki clan come from a different planet... they come from a completely different galaxy. They are capable of Space-Travel under their own power, surviving in space, and Faster-Than-Light Speed travel for them to be able to travel across from Galaxy to Galaxy at their own leasure.

2. That means that there are people on other stars. That means that there are other alien races exist, or existed, in the Naruto-verse. The Ootsutsuki clan being one of those races of Non-humans.
This also means that the Uchiha, Senju, Uzumaki, and Hyuga clans are all partially Non-Human clans. Mix breeds between Alien and Human.
"

You're right when you say the ninja clans aren't entirely human. But they are so impure aliens that they're practically fucking human at this point. There is no way to show that the Otsutsuki clan continued to fuck humans and create mix breeds aside from the Hyuuga clan. Asura and Indra were the half-breeds. Every other generation that came afterward is even less impure. So when you talk about Naruto, he's literally as human as a fucking clown's colorful asshole.

Let me tell you something about how to acces Momoshiki's planet. ONE, with a portal created through an unspecified Space–Time Ninjutsu utilised by Momoshiki and Kinshiki. TWO, with a portal created through an unspecified Space–Time Ninjutsu utilised by Sasuke.

It's to be noted that both of the techniques use the power of Rinnegan. This is factual information so let's get on with this shit. Momoshiki does not travel at FASTER THAN LIGHT SPEED shit because that's just retarded after what was revealed to us. You assuming shit when it ain't canonical has gotten real old real fast. This portal is similar to the one set up in the Narutoverse planet Earth to get to the moon. It ain't a fucking insane feat. It's eyebrow raising at best which isn't even remotely impressive cuz I raise my eyebrow when I see drunk slobs on the street.

And what's that?

Goku travels across galaxies within seconds? He used the Instant Transmission to go to New Namek in a fucking second? WOW! Now that is some canonical shit. Thank you for putting the Narutards in their place, Toriyama-sensei. Your manga is definitely valuable, good sir.

"This PROVES that the Human race did NOT have chakra until AFTER Kaguya had shown up, meaning that when Kaguya cast her illusion on the planet the first time, that she was casting it on a world of people without chakra. Chakra did NOT exist until Kaguya ate the Chakra Fruit, meaning that Genjutsu DOES affect people without chakra!"

This is a fucking contradiction, like what Kishimoto is renowned for. His databooks and his manga information about Genjutsu clearly state that Genjutsu affect a person's chakra network which is why you require chakra to dispel it. See the Chunnin Exams and how the dudes cancelled out the Genjutsu that Kabuto set. Why the fuck does it require chakra to dispel? It's to counteract the affect it made to their chakra network. Up to the Kaguya arc, this is what the Narutoverse definition of Genjutsu is. After that, it's fucking redundant. And besides, the only Genjutsu she casted was the Infinite Tsukuyomi which she used to mind control the humans. Understand?

Let's talk history. The Shinju Tree had been absorbing the blood of the deceased humans since the creation of the Narutoverse, which was stated in the manga. The blood or lifeforce transformed into another lifeforce known as chakra, which took form of a fruit. This means that the human lifeforce was linked to the Shinju Tree to begin with. So when Kaguya casted that Infinite Tsukuyomi, it's conceivable that it would affect the humans, even though they hold no chakra. After all, that bitch tree was sucking dead human balls for over a millennium.

The Infinite Tsukuyomi is the first Genjutsu of the Narutoverse and every other Genjutsu is a fucking weak watered down version of it. The ninja form of Genjutsu is incapable of affecting the "blood" of humans directly, which is why the manga for over six hundred chapters continuously showed that Genjutsu is used to affect the chakra network, thus putting humans into a mindless state, and the way to counteract that is via chakra flare. If you think otherwise, you're a damned Narutard and require to get checked the fuck out.

"4. Kaguya is capable of speeds Faster-Than-Light, as are most of the Ootsutsuki clan if the fact that they were able to travel between Galaxies without immortality (without chakra fruit no chakra, no teleportation jutsu, and no immortality). After all, Galaxies are located MANY Light-Years Apart from each other. For that distance to be crossed in a short enough span to keep Kaguya so youthful when she arrived on Earth, then she had to be MANY times Faster-Than-Light.
Note: This PROVES that Naruto, who was capable of blitzing Kaguya, ALSO moved at speeds of Faster-Than-Light.
This also means that Naruto could very well travel entire Light-Years (A measure of distance, NOT time by the way) within a small span of time.
That means, ANYONE without the ability to move Faster-Than-Light by MANY times has NO chance of even seeing Naruto at his full speed.
"

No, the Otsutsuki clan only gained the portal feat via Rinnegan or Space Time Ninjutsu. Both of these feats are via chakra and immortality. The information about the GALAXIES has not even been quantified. There are a fucktons of stars within a galaxy. Take our Milky Way for an example. The sun is a star among a fuckton of stars within the Milky Way galaxy. You assuming that Momoshiki's Planet which is on another star is equivalent to it being GALAXIES away is fucking retarded.

The rest of your shit makes no sense cuz I just debunked your sorry ass. You fail in Physics which is why you make all these fucking retarded calculations. Physics does not compute in anime worlds, you Narutard. You fail. Your intelligence fails. Narutards fail.

"5. Momoshiki had seen, with his own eyes, people on other stars so that he could actually compare them. That means that he has travelled from Galaxy to Galaxy, Planet to Planet, and visited a LOT of worlds that actually have intelligent life on them."

Again, there are a fuckton of stars in a galaxy. And again, let's take our universe for an example. The sun is just one star within the Milky Way…there are fucking ton more stars in the same galaxy. Take some Astronomy classes next time, you over exaggerating, unintelligent Naruto wanking fanboy. I require no other words as a counter. And besides, Momoshiki used the portal to teleport from his planet to Earth. He did not fly at UB3R speeds. Fuck.

"6. This also means that the Ootsutsuki clan are capable of wiping out planets should they so please to, meaning that Naruto, who has grown STRONGER than Kaguya, could easily wipe out planets as well with little effort... something I have ALREADY proven to everyone."

Having the ability to set up a portal is equivalent to wiping out a planet?

Naruto has grown stronger than Kaguya? He's grown FUCKING WEAKER over time to the point that Sasuke has surpassed him. The Baruto movie and the Gaiden manga shows that due to his Hokage promotion, Naruto has grown fucking weak. Epic fail.

Also, if Momoshiki was a planet buster, why didn't he just wipe out the Earth? Why did a "moon buster" attack prove to be enough to fucking tear him to pieces? Stop over exaggerating, Narutard. No, you have not proved anything. If anything, you're being disproved with each chapter you write and even your fans have begun to question your hypocritical bullshit. Lmfao.

"-Exactly. Perpetual youth and longevity, supernatural phenomena, all can be gained by simply eating the cinnabar panacea." The orge named Momoshiki turned his hand to show the curiously coloured pill in his hand. "You can easily achieve results without any hard work, after all."-

Note: The Cinnabar Panacea refers to the chakra fruit.

1. Kaguya was not immortal, and did not even have chakra herself until after she herself had eaten the Chakra Fruit. This means that when she travelled from galaxies away, she did it under her own power. She survived in space, no chakra at all, and her natural speed was enough for her to transverse many light years before she could even grow old... she was still a princess at the time.
Note: This means that the Ootsutsuki clan didn't even have chakra, if Kaguya was the first person to eat the fruit she WAS the first person to gain chakra.

2. Anyone in the Naruto-verse is capable of immortality, all they would have to do is eat the Cinnadar Panacea Pill and they instantly gain immortality. No more death by age, no more aging period. They live forever naturally.

3. Kaguya didn't eat the chakra fruit until after she had left her home planet and arrived on Earth, where SHE was the one who planted the Shinju in the first place. She was apart of a Seed-plot to planet Shinju trees, similar to the one shown on her Home Planet (where the final battle takes place). She planted the Shinju Tree, and it was grown using the blood of humans and Ootsutsuki in war with each other.
She was mortal, unrealistically powerful, even before the Chakra Fruit.
"

Let me just give you a quote.

"In Boruto: Naruto the Movie, it is revealed that many trees have existed throughout various realms and ages, the Earth's Shinju being only one of them. Another such tree also existed where Momoshiki and Kinshiki hail from."

Oh so what were you saying, Narutard?

The Shinju Tree also existed in Momoshiki's planet, which means there's a fucking high possibility of the chakra fruit existing on that planet as well. This is a factual statement so your own statements are thereby debunked.

Kaguya was a fucking alien to begin with, like the rest of her clan. Don't bring her natural alien feats and compare them to that of the human race back in the Narutoverse. That's like comparing an ant to a lion and going "ah fuck, my ant doesn't roar as loud as my lion." In any case, Goku has that "tiger blood" which one-shots that gayass blondie reject any day of the week.

"4. This also proves that Naruto can go Sage Mode on ANY planet, or even in space (which we have already seen in The Last). The Shinju needs natural energy to grow, it is mostly made of it, meaning that it isn't JUST the one planet with Natural Energy... the entire UNIVERSE has Natural Energy."

What does Naruto going into sage mode have to do with anything? EVEN IN SPACE? Where did Naruto go into Sage Mode in space? He went into the hybrid Kyuubi Chakra Mode on the Moon, which is a place I already CONFIRMED that has oxygen, water and plants. Therefore, the oxygen and the natural energy is enough for Naruto to gather it for his sage mode. You really don't know what you're talking about, heh? It's like you want me to debunk your shit.

"Space travel is a thing in Naruto, the Ootsutsuki clan does it, and they even gave the suggestions that there are more planets with life out there, strong evidence actually."

Space Time Ninjutsu is a thing in Naruto, not space travel & blitzing across space feats itself.

Lmfao.

"Now you don't have to send Naruto to a different dimension, you can literally just send him to another planet and it would be believable for those two verses to interact considering the fact that Momoshiki mentioned there being a whole plot about growing Shinju's and cultivating Chakra Fruit , the Seed-plot, meaning that they had been planning on going to those other worlds and growing Shinju on them, and wiping out the population."

Momoshiki's planet itself held the shinju tree and chakra fruit. Your logic is invalid. Anything you said was easily debunked and it took literally no effort whatsoever.

TIME FOR THE DBZ FEAT OF THE DAY, BITCHES. I ONLY NEED ONE.

In Dragon Ball SUPER Manga chapter #4, Goku and Beerus collided with their fists…and the fist collision. I repeat… FIST COLLISION… caused a shockwave so great that it escaped Earth's orbit, created shockwaves IN SPACE, which continuously traveled to the point that the Supreme Kai on the Planet of the Kais was able to feel it while the planet trembled.

"An impact on earth is resonating all the way here!" speaks Old Kai in DB SUPER Manga Chp #4. "At this rate...the entire universe is in jeopardy!"

"Ah...err...benevolent ancestor...I've collected the Namek dragon balls." says Supreme Kai in fused form.

So the punch was close to universe buster level which was why Supreme Kai hasted to get the Namek dragon balls just in case the universe does get obliterated. To think this is just the 4th chapter of the manga or the 12th episode of DB SUPER.

Give me a second.

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAH!
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wait.

So Goku's power has grown so much that a punch of his is felt by people from other dimensions and is closing in to becoming a universe buster feat...with just a punch? LMFAO! I told you SSJ3 Goku was a planet buster with a punch and the Narutards went all ape shit even with the quantified calculations and the canonical information present in my calculations. I am not even going to go into further detail regarding this chapter/episode because there is simply no point whatsoever. I've proved what I wanted to.

So now that in mind, we're comparing such a godly beast to a blondie reject who was barely moon level before becoming fucking weak in the latest movie? It's like comparing a comet to my nutsack and saying my nutsack is bigger. LMFAO! I would have gone into Beerus' speed/fighting/power feats but there is no fucking point. It's just going to be overkill.

Naruto's & Baruto's UB3R Father Son Rasengan wasn't even able to escape Earth's orbit, while Goku's punch created a shockwave that not only escaped Earth's orbit, but traveled through space, not losing any momentum as it continued wrecking its way through other dimensions to the point where the Kais declared it would be hazardous for the entire universe.

I don't even need another counterargument.

I don't even need a single more point.

I don't even have to continue.

Remember, Narutards. Goku hasn't even turned Perfect Super Saiyan God yet. This is the crimson hair version, not the blue haired version. What happens when the Blue Haired SSJG Goku punches some shit? Or what happens when he fires a KI Blast? OH FUCK!

Lmfao.

Debunked.


1ST ONE-SHOT (Credits go to "WoW" who wrote this one shot in chapter 1's review section.)

Naruto was stuck in the Hokage office. Shizune was taking a day off and Shikamaru was on a mission, so he was alone. He felt really horny. He took the picture of Sasuke he had in his pocket out and unzipped his pants.

"Ohh Sasuke, uh uh dattebayo, believe it!" He shouted infusing chakra into his fingers to make his 3 inch cock feel better. Then Naruto summoned his truth seeking balls and formed one of them into a dildo. He took off his pants and slowly penetrated his anus with it.

"Ughhh believe it!" He yelled.

Shikamaru walked into the room. "Naruto, what the fuck are you doing you gay faggot, eww the fucks wrong with you!"

Shikamaru screeched quickly as he backed away from the smiling pedophile.

Then Naruto came.

"Some went on my shoes you fucking retarded cat!" Shikamaru cried. His brand new Jordans were covered in cum. Somebody was going to pay.

Naruto finally seemed to settle down as he took the dildo out his ass. "Sorry Shikamaru, sometimes I just get... you know...excited," said Naruto.

Kurama screamed from inside Naruto "Why do you condemn me to watch you do these things?" He cried.

While Naruto listened to Kurama, Shikamaru used his shadow possession jutsu on the unwary Naruto, he then proceeded to throw a kunai knife at him, it hit Naruto's stomach and ripped it open.

"How dare you hurt me! I'm a casual planet buster! Believe it! Dattebayo!" Naruto screamed before he died.

Casual planet buster indeed.


2ND ONE-SHOT (Credits go to "Lmao" who wrote this one shot in chapter 1's review section)

A lonely Naruto say in his office chair getting masturbated by a clone that looked like Sasgay just like it had happened every other night he needs to feel something up his ass.

"Oh yes Sasgay stroke my small dick" Naruto said as the clone that looked like Sasgay use small pliers to stroke his micro cock. A smirk found it's way into the Sasgay-look-a-like as he reply to the gay blonde reject.

"Yeah loser you love me stroking you extra small cock with hands, just think about all those times we were sucking each others small dicks in the academy bathrooms when we were 12".

"Oh yeah those a were the good times fucking each other day and night without noone knowing".

"Yeah they were...when are you going to leave that slut of a wife that you have?" The exact replica of Sasgay replied.

"Soon my love soon, for now let's just enjoy ourselves Belive it!". The retarded Ninja replied and with that sentence the Weak ass Ninja and his gay Uchiha clone took turns having anal sex with their small dicks.

What the dumbass Hokage never knew is that his "wife" was having the last laugh.

"YES! YES! YES!...GOKU" Hinata yelled finally reaching her climax as she was getting pounded from behind by Goku in his SSJ State.

As she was coming down from her orgasm Goku couldn't help but ask" Do you think your husband knows about our secret affair?".

Scoffing at the idea Hinata said "Seriously?, that fucking idiot and his butt buddy of a Uchiha clone will find out about us or the fact that Boruto and Himawari are not his children but ours"

"But-"

"But nothing! leave that delusional fool to his lonely nights fucking his pathetic clones, now keep pounding me with that long hard cock my Saiyan God".

Obeying her command Goku continued to drive himself balls deep inside Hinata.

Indeed she has the last laugh.


3RD ONE-SHOT (My creation)

The world of Arthur Franklin, the cartoon sensation, has met with a figurative class with another universe, thus opening up a fucking Pandora box of dark mysteries. Things are turning fucking hectic because for some unknown reason, a blondie reject emerged along with his retarded fellow not-so alien species. Arthur was confused as fuck but the aardvark just shrugged his shoulders cuz it's time to turn that theme music on. (If you don't know Arthur the cartoon, not much I can say dawgs. It was a cartoon I grew up with and I remembered it just now and thought making a theme song parody would be hilarious. But if you truly don't know anything about the cartoon, just go to YouTube and type Arthur cartoon theme song.)

All right so let's do this shit. Cue theme song parody.

"Everyday when you're walkin' down the street."

"Every Narutard that you meet."

"Has the same Naru-wanking point of view."

"And I say HEY! (HEY!)"

"What a fucking horrible kind of day"

"If you can neglect that blond haired gay"

"Then go and fuck Kaguya's ass right away."

"You gotta listen to them tits"

"Watch em bounce to the beat"

"Listen to her tight pussy"

"And the rhythm of yo dick"

"Open them juicy lips wide"

"Then shove yo dick straight inside"

"And finger her ass"

"But also flip off the blondie reject."

"What a wonderful kind of day! HEY!"

"DATTEBAYO!"

Lmfao.

I couldn't fucking stop laughing at this shit. I know it was a stupid as fuck one shot but I wrote it in like 3 minutes tops and I figured that's enough time. I'll write a better one next time. This was just a weakass attempt compared to the ones I used to write which were descriptive and more humorous. I know it's of pathetic quality but it made me giggle like a bitch so I know I must've done something right. Oh well wait for when I really sit down and write the one shot.


Narutards see us logical thinkers rolling, they hating.

It's becoming less and less necessary for me to post because the feats are there for people to see it for themselves. Toriyama is doing all the hard work for me, god bless that fucking awesome sensei of ours. I think we need a round of applause because we closing in on 2500 reviews. I don't expect for us to reach 3000 reviews but fuck, we never know until we try. I promise that I'll at least try and work on the Endurance Comparison afterwards. I'll work on this just as soon as I get a day off or so but I can't promise when because I myself have no fucking clue.

Again thanks for the support dudes and dudettes. It's refreshing to read all the reviews at the end of a fucking tiresome day. Oh and btw, it seems like we're gaining the attention of a few retarded Narutards who are unable to comprehend logic. BELIEVE IT. LMFAO!

Anyway thanks for the shits and giggles guys. I'm loving the humorous one shots you dudes and dudettes are leaving in the review section. I laughed my ass off at the "OHH 420 NOSCOPpe FTDS JUST GOT PENETRATED SORT OF LIKE HOW GOKU PENETRATED HINATA AMIRITE BOYZ". "actually, FTDS got penetrated BY hinata" review. That was some hysterical shit. Kudos on brightening up my pathetic as shit day guys.

Hope you dudes enjoyed this chapter even though it was a weakass one at best. The job and college classes are wearing me down dawgs. I don't know what else to tell ya. Now I'll see ya'll later whenever I get the time to update. I just hope I make enough money to pay off my course's tuition soon. It fucking sucks that interest gets piled up every day. It's fucking sucks I tell ya but I gotta get this shit done! Here's to another few weeks of fucking hardcore overtime hours at a minimum wage job that hardly gives me hours to begin with cuz I'm a student.

Take care of the reviews brahs. Oh and I'll be sure to write a real, descriptive and humorous one shot myself next time. I've been itching to do it for a while but I just don't have the time to do it as you already know. So yeah that's all for now. I have only an hour and thirty minutes left before I gotta head off for my graveyard shift. Fucking hell. Sigh.

Peace.