"So…" The voice from within the void mused. "You failed the mission…retreated and gave up… ALL BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE A MUSICAL NUMBER?"

"Well…master…I" Darkrai stammered.

"SILENCE!" The voice screamed in fury. "I can't believe you. And don't wear that frivolous disguise!'

"Fine." Darkrai muttered as she transformed into her Pokemon self.

"That's better." The voiced said. "Why do you even disguise yourself as a human? Why does ANYONE?"

"OMG!" A pokemon trainer about the age of ten screamed with delight as she grabbed out a pokeball and ran through the door. "It's Darkrai! I'm going to catch em all!"

Darkrai used psychic on a red piano in the corner and dropped it on the trainer as she changed back into her human form. "I do it because of the… way humans act in our dimension. Seriously! You can't walk a single mile without them throwing a ball at you! And how did she even get in here in the first place, that was oddly convent"

"Don't change the subject!" The voice flared. "First you have the nerve to start a battle without EVEN FORMING YOUR TEAMS, then you retreat for NO REASON!"

"About that. A women mused as she typed into a computer. "The teams are being formed as we speak."

"Good." The voice mused. "Because they might be the only thing I keep from your term as leader of the E.V.I.L"

"The only thing you keep?" Darkrai echoed as the women walked out.

"Ah yes." The voice smiled. "Hades might take charge from here. We found a way to… put him back… together again."

"B-but-" Darkrai stammered.

"I said 'might'." The voice snapped.

"Might?" Darkrai echoed in shock. "Ar-are you…"

"Giving you a second chance?" The voice said. "Yes. Even I'm surprised."

"Thank you!" Darkrai breathed.

"BUT!" The voice yelled. "There's a but! You need to prove yourself first. How? By impressing me."

There was a silence.

"I-IMPRESS YOU?" Darkrai screamed. "B-but that's impossible! Your only impressed…"

"With mass genocide and curses on entire nations?" The voice finished. "Yes. You have until next Monday to come up with some kind of spell or poison or SOMETHING that wows me. And on Tuesday… you will perform the spell and then we'll see IF you get to keep that position of yours. Because if not, you're getting booted down to janitor duty. Now go. I have planning to do. EVIL planning."

The void vanished as Darkrai was left speechless.


"So." Hoopa smiled as he ate a donut and looked around the restaurant. "This is where you work? I heard somewhere that this place is pure fan service and pleasure."

Lucina nodded. "It's embarrassing to admit but yes."

"Cool!" Hoopa smiled as he summoned another donut.

"Why did you try to recruit him again?" Shulk asked.

"Because." Lucina snapped. "He's powerful and he looks like a lot of fun to be around."

"Yes but-" Shulk started.

"Is there a problem?" Lucina asked as she grabbed Shulk's face.

"No-NO!" Shulk cried as his face began to turn red.

"You do realize that both of us are partially saints." Lucina said as she let him go. "Having a troublemaker around will do us wonders in the not-being-bored-to-death department. Now come on. Let's put on our costumes."

"I thought you two had to be a cat and a maid." Hoopa said as he looked at the costumes.

"We do!" Shulk cried as he grabbed a note next to a bikini and a Pikachu costume. "Dear Employees. These are today's costumes. Did I mention we change them daily? Opps. Sorry. I always forget. Sincerely King."

"WHAT?" Lucina cried as she grabbed the swimsuit. "I'm NOT wearing this! It's two…skimpy!"

"It does look like you'll be showing a lot of skin." Shulk marveled. "Why are you so worried?"

"No…no reason!" Lucina cried.

"Wait a second…" Shulk said. "Are you…body consensus?"

"WHAT?" Lucina cried as she began to blush. "N-NO! What give you THAT dumb idea! I'll just go get changed. YEAH! At least there's this transparent veil so I won't be COMPLETELY bare."

"Huh." Shulk said as she ran away. "Who would've guessed?"

"What did you expect Pretty Boy?" Hoopa asked as he summoned a camera. "No one's perfect. Well expect me of course."

"What's the camera for?" Shulk asked.

"Potential Blackmail." Hoopa smiled. "It's always good to have a leverage on both your allies and your foes. Or did no one inform you…Pretty Boy."

"Stop calling me that!" Shulk snarled as he snatched Hoopa's donut.

"I give everyone expect the people I respect a stupid nickname so don't take it personally." Hoopa snapped. "Now give me back the donut."

"I don't think so!" Shulk smiled as he took a bite out of it. Why am I acting like this? Do I want to prove I'm superior? Or is it…jealously?

"WHA-You MONSTER!" Hoopa cried in horror. "This means war!"

"Try me." Shulk snarled.

"What are you two fighting about?" Lucina cried as she walked forwards.

"Nothing-Woah." Hoopa gasped as he took a look at her outfit.

"What's wrong?" Lucina asked.

"Nothing." Shulk said as he fought back drool and his nose began to bleed. "Wow. I thought this place was supposed to be for little kids."

"It's not." Hoopa smiled. "It might say that on the commercial but it's really for perverts to gape at cute girls. Why do you think that they show porn videos on the screen? Anyways you look like Slave Leia."

"WHAT?" Lucina cried as she covered herself up in embarrassment. Around her, several other workers began to whisper.

"You look fine." Shulk smiled as he gave her his vest. "Relax. No one is judging you."

"Is your nose bleeding?" Lucina demanded.

"Don't pay any attention to that." Shulk said.

Suddenly the door opened as the King and a blonde haired women.

"WOW!" The King cried. "You all look AMAZING! AAAHHHHH! I feel like I'm in HEAVAN!"

"What the heck!" The women cried. "I thought this place was for children!"

"What's not kid-friendly here dumb-fuck?" The King asked. "Just look at the guys in their Pikachu costumes! Well, expect for Shulk."

"Well two things." The women snapped. "One. You just said a curse word. Two. Yes the boys are kid friendly, but the girls? Their literally in their underwear! Or less, to be precise."

"I know but…" The King started. "They look so hot."

"Hey Shulk." Lucina whispered.

"Huh?" Shulk asked. "Is there something wrong?"

"This is my first job." Lucina mused as her hand curled up into a fist. "Would I get fired if I, oh I don't know, killed my boss?"

Shulk nodded.

"Dang it." Lucina said.

"Are you…" Shulk started.

"Ok?" Lucina answered. "I'm fine. I can handle a few perverts looking at me."

"You disgust me." The women snapped. "Hello there. My name is Lusamine and I'm the new manager."

"New manager?" Hoopa echoed.

Lusamine nodded. "I lost my old job because I went insane so now I need to start fresh."

"But…Sire." Shulk said to the King. "What do you need her for? You never leave this place."

"True." The King smiled. "But I could use some help. Lucina!"

"Yes?" Lucina asked her face still extremely red.

"Embarrassed my sweet?" The King asked. "Don't worry you look great. Now come on. Let's go to the boiler room."

"Fine." Lucina hissed as she began to follow him. "And by the way. If you call me that again, I will kill you."

"Then you'll be fired by my spirit." The King beamed.

Lucina groaned and grabbed a sheet of paper that read 'Kick Me' and taped it to his back.

"So now." Lusamine smiled. "Go work. I have some business I need to do for another job."

"What's that?" Hoopa asked as he drew the King's face on Jar Jar Binks.

"Forming teams." Lusamine said. "You see, I work for another organization. We call ourselves the E.V.I.L"