Jan and Luke's Showbiz bucks show!
Welcome to…
"Jan's" said Jan
"And Luke's" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show" said the Harkonnen Fairy
"Today we are presenting a guest…again…but this time it's Harry MacDowell! Just kidding." Said Luke
"Isn't he from Gungrave?" asked Jan
"Yes, actually he is. But the real guy is actually"
"Me." Interrupted the Fairy
"Why do we keep you around anyway?" exclaimed Jan
"It's ACTUALLY! Captain Vernedead." Said Luke
"Oh, him. The guy that's in love with Seras." Said Jan
"Hey! Do you have a problem with love?" asked Luke
"Yes I do. I don't like it!"
"Well then, stop making out with the girls in the anime!"
"I can't! It's too addicting!" said Jan
"Crack head." Whispered Luke
"What'd you call me!" responded Jan
"Uh…Guys, are we going to do ze show Zen?" asked the Captain
"Why? Why me!" yelled Jan
"Ummm…Can I spin Alucard now?" asked Vernedead
"Maybe later." Said Luke "Right now, we're having a crisis!"
"Whatever…"
"And now it's time to Spin the Alucard." Said the fairy as he watches the Wheel of Fortune show
"You touch him! And I'm going to make sure that you don't have any fingers on your hands!" yelled Luke while Jan cries in the background "It's okay, they're gone."
"No they're not." Whimpered Jan "That…that guy is here to kill me!"
"Vernedead?" asked Luke
"And that fairy!" said Jan "They scare me."
"What did I do?" asked Vernedead
"I guess it's your, eye patch." Replied Luke
"Oh this?" said Vernedead as he lifts his patch "This is just for decoration."
"Then where, is your eye?" asked the fairy
"Hmm…I can't really tell you that." Said the captain
"And why not!" yelled Jan
"Because, I don't even no where it is." Said the Captain
"Around, 'round I go…I need a bag." Said Alucard
"Hello everybody." Greeted Anderson
"Oh no. You won't take this show over you…you…lummox!" yelled Luke
"Ae was just here tae say hello."
"Oh. Hello."
And that ends another chapter of…
"Jan" said Jan
"And Luke's" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show!" said the both of them
UNTIL NEXT TIME!
