AN: Hey guys so I got a comment on my story warning me about the sexual content, I'll keep posting but if the story gets deleted then I'll post it on AO3 or something but other than that enjoy.
Chapter 7: All Hail the King
In Akatosh's realm
"What in oblivion is he doing?" The voice boomed throughout the hall.
"Well sir it appears that he's trying to end the civil war."
"No, not that the other thing!"
"The harem?"
"No you imbecile, fucking a daedric prince!"
"Well my lord if history is true you and the other Aedra had made him to have sex with many women and she was in her female form, so since you made him this way wouldn't it be your fault?" He murmured the last part as to not inflict the wrath of the king of Aedras.
"WHAT oh yeah I guess you would be right, but still he should know that we hate the deadra."
"My lord what do you wish to do then?"
"I guess I'll just have to introduce myself."
Back on nirn
He clenched his gauntleted hands getting a feel for his new armor, it felt light like he was wearing nothing at all but it was supposed to deflect even daedric arrows, he didn't have much faith in that but it sounded cool nonetheless.
No if only he could remember what he was doing, hmmm, he was standing in the middle of solitude, thinking about what he was supposed to be doing, he thought that maybe his journal would be of some help.
'4E 201, Rains Hand, 13, Morndas: welp I did it the Jarl of Whiterun, Balgruuf something I believe it was, she gave me a housecarl and I don't know what she wants from me, I told her one time that I was going out for a piss and she tried to sneak a peek of me, then that one time I woke up in the middle of the night to have her straddling me and that one time I woke up to her trying to feel me up, and you know now that I think about it when we stoped by that tavern and she got pretty drunk I picked her up piggy back style and she started humping my back,and there was that time that that I pretended to be asleep and she touched my face and kissed me... huh... I wonder what it is she could want?'
He chuckled out loud as he read his previous journal entries, sadly, he still had no idea what she wanted, 'wait a minute why am I here again?'
'Oooooooooh, ha yeah I remember now.'
He walked back over to the Blue Palace pushing open the doors yet again. He walked up the stairs being greeted by unimportant people who don't get a name, "who do I have to talk to end this civil war?"
Needless to say, that tactic didn't work out extremely well, he just remembered being dragged to the dungeons, against his will. 'Okay so it's gonna be like that? Kinda wish it would be a little easier but I can deal.'
They locked him in his cell and he ran to the bars "no you don't understand, she's in my harem I signed a paper on top of the throat of the world saying she was, well technically you all are." He just heard their laughter as they walked away.
He sat on his bed and sighed holding his head with his hands.
"My son what's got you so down."
He jumped back with the unexpected voice in his cell looking up to see a ghostly figure looking at him, "um, and who are you?"
"Typical, I though you would've grown out of your snarky attitude in your teenage years, but you still hate me when I have gifted you with so much, it's me, your Papa."
He just looked at him scrutinizingly, "yeah right, listen man I don't know who you are..." then he realized, a guy, holy shit, "wait your a guy, oh you don't know how happy I am to see you, I've be drowning in pussy dude, it's affected my sleep, you know they always ask 'what you doing', never 'how you doing'?"
"Okay that's great and all but I'm here because you had sex with a daedric prince? Is this true?"
"That's a little personal for some guy I just met."
"Dude for the last time I'm your daddy it's me your creator, I'm Akatosh!"
"And for the last time I don't have a dad or a mom or... oh wait... are you saying... you're... Akatosh?"
"Wow, come up with that all by yourself huh?"
His eyes narrowed at the so called god his cluelessness turning into anger, "I should warn you I have major daddy issues, and what does it matter who I fuck I can't help the way I have been made."
"Son why, why do you harbor so much hate for me, I made you, I wanted you to be my true son, my greatest son, I gifted you powers beyond any mortal, you are the last Dragonborn, and let's be honest, I thing the best thing I could've given you is the fact you are like 1 out of 5 people in the world who are guys, and you have an entire continent of women who would kill for the chance to see a guy let alone have sex with one."
"But I still don't have control over what I do, I'm destined to kill Alduin and bring peace to Skyrim, but what if I don't want to do that, I was perfectly happy wandering and fucking at random taverns and towns, it felt like I was in control."
"But don't you understand that if it wasn't you who was going to kill Alduin then it would be someone else and they would have the same feelings, and all you have to do is kill Alduin and then your feel to do what ever you want, he'll you can even join the dark brotherhood the password is 'silence my brother' tell 'em I sent you."
He looked at his father anger still in his heart but understanding in his soul.
Meanwhile in the cell opposite his:
She looked at the man who talked to the wall 'wow he's been here for like 10 minutes and he's already gone insane, I think that's a new record.' She then made a notch in the bed post under the words "# of loonies" making the total 7.
Back to the DB:
"Okay I guess I understand but I'm kind of trying to stop a civil war here right now so I'll talk to you later."
With that Akatosh faded away and the DB went to work on the lock, oh no, his lock puck broke, now he's stuck in here forever.
Nah I'm fucking with you he just formed his armor back in and crushed the lock in his hands. 'Maybe this can block arrows.' He made his way up and out the dungeon.
Great it was night time so hopefully the guards wouldn't see him on their patrol. He made his way inside easy, looking around for the Queen would be hard though it wasn't like anyone was going to tell him where she was. He looked up to see a sign with an arrow and the words "QUEENS ROOM RIGHT HERE!" In big bold letters, wow amazing.
Somehow he still made wrong turns but he managed to find her room which had all the candles on still for some reason but she was laying in her bed trying to sleep.
He stood up and closed the door behind him, looking around the room he didn't think it was very impressive but to each its own. He came up to her bed nervous about how he was to start this. She shot up out of bed and pulled him down into her bed and she straddled his waist kissing him hard. She pulled away momentarily, "take me, fuck me, do what ever you want to me." She said in between kisses.
He pushed her off of him, "I'm confused, what's happening here." She kissed him again.
"No time for talk, more sex!" She seemed to be rabid or at least to have gone insane, well you know it has been like 30 minutes since he had sex, hopefully he wasn't getting rusty. His armor disappeared off his body and semi-erect cock began to get excited, always happy to meet new people, such a nice guy.
He hadn't realized that she was "sleeping" in the nude but her wet heat resting above his loins made him acutely aware of the situation they were in, he lifted her hips up to allow his cock to stand up fully erect now ready to fuck. She plunged down on his cock letting him stretch her as her inner muscles clamped down on his meat as she got used to such a thick cock in her.
"You're so much bigger than my husband." She gasped out as she started moving her hips his cock was reaching so far in her and she could feel every bit of his cock in her, sometimes he would hit this spot deep in her that just had her going like crazy trying to hit that spot as many times as she could, her tits bounced as she moved and she pulled his hands from her hips to her breasts, he quickly got the message and explored her perky tits, leaning up to lick and nip her.
He moved his hand down in between them and stimulated her even further, proving to be too much for her she came around his cock and he flipped them over laying her on her stomach as he lubed her other hole. "No wait I've never used that, I don't think I'm rea.." he didn't let her finish as he began pushing in her slowly, and her eyes had shut from the pain, but the more she thought about how he was using her most taboo hole, made her feel dirty and hot, she let out a soft moan as she felt his hips softly press against her ass and his dick stopped inside of her for a moment.
She wiggled her ass lightly against him trying to encourage him to continue he slapped her ass lightly and began to pull out slowly again as to not hurt her, she bit down on her sheets as the pleasure of him inside her raced through her nerves she really didn't want this to end she wanted him to stay inside of her ass for as long as possible but she feared he would not want that as well, so she just enjoyed the moment while it lasted, it sure is a good thing he's not a quick shot like her husband the king, R.I.P., that's right the king of Skyrim, a man, she despised the fact about that because he always had a huge harem and never paid attention to her, the queen, he had children with almost everyone in solitude except for her.
But she was torn from her thoughts as the DB was pushing in her a little harder and his fingers slipped into her folds rubbing against her g-spot. She clenched around his fingers and his cock as she came in an entirely new way it shook her body and it didn't help when his strong calloused hands wrapped around her stomach because her arms had failed to keep her up.
He laid back on the bed, slipping out of her gently, his cock still hard and he had yet to cum, "please let me taste you're cum." He looked at her pleading eyes and nodded his head knowing that she was now a new member to his harem. Well if the paper he signed was legally binding then she already was but... oh well you get my point.
After she swallowed his cum, he convinced her to end the war, something that she would've done without him having to fuck her but, hey, you win some you lose some. She told him that it wasn't really in her hands, it was in the hands of general Tullius. He just prayed that this one time he wouldn't have to have sex with some one to end a war.
She was packing her bags before he even left telling him that she will meet him at his house, he was about to remind her that he hadn't told her where he lived but she was already gone. Alright now I guess General Tullius was next on the list.
He slowly scratches off the Queens name on his list of people he hasn't fucked, still a lot of names on the list but, maybe one day. He just could not wait until this war was over and then he would kill Alduin and finally fuck every girl in Skyrim.
He asked one of the guards about where he could find General Tullius, but that told him that she was bathing right now and he would have to wait to see her. There are plenty of things that he doesn't do, and waiting is one of them, sleeping is also one of them apparently.
He snuck through until he found the bath room, which just seemed to be a round room with a large circular bath in the middle and it had Femperial flags and tapestry here and there, it was hot like a sauna with steam hanging in the air making it more than difficult to see more than a few feet in front of himself.
The genius he is, he decided to use the clear sky's shout to get rid of the steam, I don't know where he expected the steam to go but it pushed it to the sides of the room. General Tullius heard the shout of course and got the shit scared out of her as she hopped out the water and armed herself with her sword, she looked at the man in the room who had armor she had never seen before.
"Who are you?"
"Me? Well I guess I'm a lot of things, I'm going to be the savior of the world, I'm a super cool guy, and I like long walks on the beach."
"Wait a minute you were at Helgan weren't you? I remember your stupid face."
"S...stupid?"
"Oh yeah I remember now you were about to get your head chopped off before that dragon swooped in and saved your ass."
"Oh yeah, well I didn't see you fighting the dragon at all where were you?"
"Well... I was uhh... doing important Femperial business."
"Yeah, right. Anyway I'm here to fuck you so hard that you call off the war, I've already got the queen and Ulfric to stop now all that's left is you."
He took a step towards her and she lifted her hand in the air stopping him, "listen I appreciate it but I'm just not into guys."
"W..what." His brain was racing with possible conclusions 'what does she mean, is she joking, she's probably joking, how could someone not wanna fuck me.'
"But if you made Ulfric give up and if the queen signs the documents then we won't have a war anymore."
"Okay, so about the Queen."
"Let me guess you fucked her so hard that she's given up being queen and left to live with you?"
"Wow yeah right on the nose, how did you know?"
"I've played this game before. Okay well seeing as no one else can fit the role of the leader of Skyrim, and also for plot convenience, we'll make you the king until we can find a real replacement and you can sign the treaty."
"Is it really that easy?"
"I don't fucking know but it's worth a shot."
Well the DB had no reason to argue, also being king with a harem seemed pretty cool, also he wouldn't have to pay taxes, not like he did to begin with.
Over the course of a few days he was official kinged he signed the treaty, the thalmor pulled out and the fempire was hanging around to make sure that the DB didn't try and pull an Ulfric Stormclit.
The word spread fast about the DB becoming king and soon everyone from Hammerfell to Elsweyr knew about him, not that they cared but they knew.
'So that was pretty cool I'm king so I guess I can do what I want.'
"I've got a letter for your hands only."
He turned around to see a very creepy woman standing behind him with a weird look on her face.
"Uhhh I'm not really sure I want it."
He eyed her suspiciously trying to see if she was going to go for a knife, but she pulled out a letter, handed it to him and left.
"Wow that was weird, I'm gonna have to let the guards know to never let her near me again." He looked down at his hand holding the letter, it was addressed to him from dawnstar, 'hmm maybe another congratulation orgy?'
It was invitation to this boring museum in dawnstar, but it's not like he had anything better to do like oh I don't know kill a dragon that's going to eat the whole world.
So he went to the museum and the girl there was like a daedric worshiper or something, to be honest he was a little high on ninroots before he got there so it was a little fuzzy, but it had something to do with a strong daedric artifact, and after the last "gift" he revived from a daedra he wasn't going to pass this one down.
So he went and collected all the peices of this dagger and they went to this shine, just some more boring stuff, but then the daedra answered the woman's prayer, but not in the way she wanted, still pretty fuzzy, but then he realized that there were two daedra warriors in front of him, two very beautiful daedra. I think you know where this is going.
He lifted one up into the air with his magic and pushed the other one back and made some vines grow over her so she couldn't bother them, then he removed the others clothes and laid her down on a pedestal in the middle of the shrine, his own armor had disappeared he moment he lifted her up in the air. He got on top of her kissing her roughly and exploring her body with touch.
His hands rested on her soft mounds and he started to kneed them, their kiss deepened when she moaned into his mouth and his tongue slipped past her defenses. She could feel his cock on her thigh and her pussy was aching to have it in her, it was already bigger than her masters cock.
He broke the kiss for air and slipped down to her chest to take one of her nipples into his mouth, his mouth expertly worked on her nipple as the hand that was there moments ago slipped down to play with her entrance. She moaned and arched her back as she threaded her fingers in his hair, his movements on her sensitive skin was heightened by Skyrim's cold air and his warm body.
Her pussy was drenching now and she felt like oblivion would freeze over if he didn't jam his cock into her right now, so she decided to take action. She flipped them over so she was on top, she hovered over his cock as she flicked her clit one last time before sinking down on him. She felt his whole member stretch her to points thought impossible she could feel his warm hands holding her hips and the cold air on her very warm body, when she had him all inside her she grounded her hips, teasing him, and then she began her movements.
He looked over at the other demora and released her from the vines, he invited her to join them. She hovered over his face not used to having sex, her master hadn't broken her in yet, hell, he hadn't even looked at her yet. Her gripped her waist and pulled her down on his face, and just tore into her pussy with his tongue, I mean he just fucking annihilated her pussy.
The demora riding his cock leaned forward and kissed the other daedra trying to calm her down, she then pulled away and grabbed her hands to pull them to her tits encouraging her to take the lead.
The shy daedra was testing to see what the other liked pausing every now and then when a certain tongue would reach that spot in her that made her whole body shiver, with as inexperienced as she was it didn't take long for her to reach an orgasm, and another, then another one, and an... wow they just keep on cuming don't they (did you see what I did? I said "cuming" instead of "coming" ~every smut writer ever~)?
The more experienced daedra however could maintain her integrity, well... she came all over his cock and came again with the mixture of cold air, sweat, and hot bodies, not to mention the pair of barely unconscious hands still groping her supple mounds. They got on their knees and the DB got in front of them cuming over both of their faces with his thick hot cum, it fired in several ropes getting everywhere, and then the shared his seed by kissing.
But he was t done yet, he grabbed the smaller inexperienced one and bent her over the pedestal to ram her from behind and the thicc-er more experienced one positioned herself in front of the other so she could be eaten out as the other was fucked. He broke through her... hmm do demons have purity? Never mind. He took her first time with a quick pace, because he really wanted to see what this daedric god would give him.
He was like, 90% sure that demora and humans couldn't have kids together, "oh fuck breed me with your huge mortal cock!" Okay maybe like 45%. The only sounds that could be heard was the moaning and the sounds of hips meeting hips. For the smaller daedra it was hard to focus on pleasuring her superior when a cock was thrusting its way in and out of her at a blistering pace, she had been taught that humans were below the daedra and that humans and mortals in general shouldn't exist in general, but this man may be persuading her that, not all humans are worthless.
The DB however was reaching his end and he was now like 5% sure that humans and demora couldn't have kids "I can't wait to get pregnant and raise our children and then get pregnant again!" Okay so now he was like 100% sure that humans CAN have children together. His seed spilled inside of her as his cock brushed against everything inside of her and she came again moaning and barely keeping her self from falling on the pedestal, she could feel the cold air around her face (covered in girlcum) and her cunt (a mixture of girl and guy cum) the cold a stark difference to the heat of oblivion propelled her into another orgasm.
Any more of those and she can get a sandwich for free, they knew though that they couldn't stay in the mortal realm forever and their master would call them back to her realm of oblivion. But, it never happened, the DB being the gentleman he is invited them to live with him at the castle, and they just lost their only home so they agreed. In the heat of sex he didn't even hear the voice in his head raging at him.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!"
He pulled out some more ninroot "I'm sorry who are you?"
"I'M THE MASTER OF THOSE TWO DAEDRA THAT YOU JUST RUINED!"
"Yeah, I'm sorry maybe give me like your license or something, I don't know dude I'm really fucking high right now."
He could hear a loud sigh before she spoke again, "you're at my shrine dickhead."
He looked around obviously confused, "god?"
"fucking idiot, No I'm not god, I am Mehrunes Dagon the strongest of all daedric princes, and the... HEY ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!"
"Huh you're still talking? I'm sorry just keep talking I'll listen now."
"And people ask why I tried to destroy the world. Okay if I give you my daedric artifact will you leave me alone."
He thought it over for a bit, "hmm, maybe."
"Okay fine come inside my shrine and get my prize and the get the fuck out of here, I swear your almost as bad as that woman from kvatch."
He walked inside the shrine to be greeted with a... dagger?
"Hey uhm Matthews dragon?"
"ITS MEHRUNES DAGON YOU WORTHLESS MORTAL!"
"Okay well speaking of worthless, what the fuck is this?" He held up the dagger as if she were in front of him.
"That is my dagger my artifact that I'm giving to you for bringing the pieces all together."
"Thanks now I have something to slice my butter with."
"Okay well what do you want from me man, I'm very busy trying to rebuild my power after Akatosh, being the dick he is, literally fucking killed me, so I'm sorry if all I can give you is a dagger right now."
"Can't you just give me something really cool that would actually help me, because I can just buy toothpicks for like a dollar."
"Okay I think we need to address the fact that you're being a total asshole right now, but fine, I'll take the dagger back, just tell me what you want and I'll see if I can do it."
Hmm what did he want, he was a king, with a big dick, and he had an ever growing harem, what else to life is there? "I don't know how about give me a really hot vampire waifu?"
"I think that's more Molag Bal's territory, what else do you want?"
He was going to have to think really hard about this one, it's so weird before this life he could think of a million things he could wish of but now...
He rubbed his fingers against his facial hair in thought.
"Any day now."
"Okay here how about this, I'll just give you one of my succubi and we can be done with this."
"No thanks I just got two deadra back at home, and let's be honest you've got nothing better to do so you've probably used the hell out of em."
"Okay listen you're really pushing me here, I'll give you one of my brand new ones AND you can summon her when ever you want, you just have to leave her in a safe place, also she may just teleport to you randomly and rape you."
"Fine I guess... wait a minute what about me getting raped?"
But it was too late the succubus was right behind him, "are you my master?"
He jumped across the room and pulled out his sword, breathing heavily he looked her up and down appreciating her form and femininity. Her horns accentuated her face well, almost making her even more beautiful than if she didn't have them, she had black hair that went to just above the small of her back, her skin was mostly red with some black instead of the average daedras black with some red. Everything about her screamed sex, and yet she looked shy a timid afraid to take a step towards him.
It might have something to do with the fact that he had a sword pointed at her, but hey, what are you gonna do?
He sheathed his sword and stood up while dusting himself off, "sorry about that you just surprised me is all, I wasn't scared!"
She smirked while she looked at him with a lustful gaze, "Sure," she made sure her words dropped with sarcasm only adding fuel to the raging fire building in his loins at this point. "My name is Lillia and I assume that you will be my master?"
"Yeah I am the names born, Dragonborn."
She smirked at his shitty attempt at a joke "Well, as you know I'm a succubus, so just think of all the sex we will have because I don't know if o can wait anymore, I've been ignored for 500 years, I'm a goddamned succubus I pretty much need sex to live, and I haven't had sex in my life, so you better fuck me right now or I'll throw you down right now and rape you!"
As hot as letting her throw him down and have her way with him sounded, he wasn't going to throw free sex in the garbage "Okay I guess I can go another round." He pretended to dread having sex.
She perked up with his response, "oh great Okay so what do you want me to do, do you want a hand job, foot job, blow job, tit job, rim job, anal, vaginal, oral I can do anything just name it."
"Wait a minute if you haven't had sex then how do you know about all those, I don't even know what half of the shit was, tit job, what?"
She huffed, she just really needed sex right now, not to explain every act of sex they could do, that's when the idea struck her, "why don't we 69?"
"69, what's that?"
"Oh it's great look just lay down and I'll get on top of you, trust me it's fun, I've seen plenty of my friends do it and they loved it, I've always wanted to try it, pleeeeeease?" She batted her long eyelashes at him and pouted.
"Okay fine."
He laid down on the offering table that the dagger was sitting on, she positioned her pussy to be right above his face, then she leaned down to come face to face with his semi-hard cock, she licked the tip and used one of her hands to stroke it lightly bringing it fully back to life, she licked from base to tip before taking it all in her mouth, the Dragonborn was a little taken aback, he had his cock in his fair share of mouths before, but hers just felt different, like how that daedric princess Sheogorath pussy felt divine, well her mouth was like the fuming fires from the pits of oblivion.
He hadn't even worked on her pussy at all he was trying his hardest to pinpoint the feeling her mouth was giving his dick, he shuddered as her tongue joined in on pleasuring his cock, it was insane, he felt like his cock was on fire, but it also felt like his cock had just come in from the cold and her mouth was warming it up. He briefly remembered that he had a dripping wet pussy right in his face, she was right, this 69 thing was really good, he was going to have to have her explain those other sex positions to him sometime.
His tongue entered her for the first time and he tasted her warm juices on her slit, he licked her clit and flicked it back and forth a bit before diving back into her depths that he never wanted to be separated from. 'Best wish ever!' He thought as she blew him faster, he returned the favor by zig zagging his tongue up and down her pussy, she couldn't contain herself anymore so she came on his face, she didn't let that stop her though she moaned on his cock and continued to suck him off using her hand to play with his balls pushing them both over the edge as he came in her mouth filling her stomach with his spunk.
They were both breathing heavily, "I think we should go back to my place and then we can really get started."
AN: thanks for the reviews follows and favorites guys it means a lot
