Heroes Adventure in Wonderland
Hello everyone sorry about the late update, been really bussy, anyway hope you enjoyed all the previous chapters! This is the last chapter before we get into the real meat of the story, with Izuku and company traveling into the long awaited Wonderland! I don't own MHA or any of its characters, themes, settings, or anything related to it as this is a work of fiction. All rights go to Kohei Horikoshi, please support his work. I only own the story plot line and my OC. Hope you enjoy.
Chapter 7: Izuku And Allen down the Rabbits Hole.
Last Time
Little did Izuku know that very soon he would be getting the answers to all of his questions in an adventure that of the likes which he and no other hero had ever experience before. All while a large grin and yellow eyes watched him with great interest from the shadow.
Now
Izuku continued to mutter to himself as the rest of his classmates and teacher conversed with one another on their next move. He used this moment to write down everything thing he's heard that spark the strong deja vu feelings he been getting all day long. So far the only things he got are these; Allen's full name Allen Kingsley Liddle. His face when he was younger, his blue eyes, pale skin, and his black hair. His age that he remembered him, 12 years old. Something about a really big knife. His two nicknames, Dear Allen and Sweet Allen. His connection to the Asylum. Something with flowers, singing flowers, living flowers. A cat, a cheshire cat. One that grins. A rabbit. And something pertaining to a story book and his imagination world.
It all made no sense to Izuku, however somethings stuck together and formed some kind of a picture. Even though it still made no sense when they did come together, a few of the many connection he got were; Allen had very short black hair, with pale skin, and stunning blue eyes. He was 12 years old when he meet him and he wore nothing except a straightjacket. He was sad and hurt. He was called dear Allen or Sweet Allen by those who were close to him, never use both in the same line! There was a strange rabbit that he chased down a hole. A bunch of weird flowers. A cat called the Cheshire Cat that smiled and told riddles and big words. There was a world that looked straight out of imagination. And the name of the book, Wonderland. That had the biggest ring bell of all.
But what did it all mean?! It meant something obviously, thought it made a whole lot of nothing to any one. Izuku's one and only option left was to find Allen and ask if their really was some connection to the two of them. All while Izuku was unaware that his muttering was growing louder and louder. Loud enough to get the attention of his idol and mentor All Might.
"Midoriya my boy?", All Might called to Izuku.
Izuku snapped himself out of his muttering trance and looked to his hero in question. "You're doing that thing again.", he sweat dropped.
Izuku laughed nervously and apologized. He then went back to look at his notepad with all the finding that he found with a nervous and worried expression on his face. All Might noticed this and peaked over his students shoulder to see his notes. Only to read a bunch of nonsense scribbled down, though he knew that despite what he saw whatever Izuku had wrote down it made sense to him. In one way or the other.
"Have you made any connection to you and Allen with the information we gathered from our witnesses?", All Might asked trying to lighten the mood.
Izuku shook his head no as he said, "Not really no. Some of our finding form some kind of connection but it only lead to something that makes even less sense.", Izuku huffed in annoyance. "This is really frustrating. I thought that after we found everything about Allen we would just get all the answers, but now I have even more questions than when we started."
All Might placed a hand on the green teens shoulder and smiled at him, "It's alright to feel that way. We all tried our best to make heads or tails of what's been happening. We've answered some questions and gained even more, sometimes that's out of our reach. The only thing we can do is follow what we do have and try our best once more."
Izuku smiled at the sketale man and said, "Thanks All Might, I just hope we can find Allen. So far he's been a phantom. And England is so huge it could take us forever to find him!"
"If we didn't already know he was in here in London so recently I would normally agree with you. But at least we still have our search dialed down to one place. So that makes thing much more easier.", he said trying to reassure him.
"I hope you're right."
"So do I.", All Might replied in a hushed voice.
Suddenly a very familiar and angry voice sounded off towards the hero's, "Oie! The fuk are you lot doing lazing around here!"
The hero's turned their head to see Officer Pleoh White accompanied by a dozen other officers and two British heros.
"Well? Ya gonna say something or am I speaking another fucking language for you sushi mongers!", he yelled at the heros.
Aizawa groaned in response and replied back with just as much malicious, "Yes, we can understand you just fine. And for you information we were just taking a break."
"A break? A BREAK!", he yelled at them. "You're supposed to be investigating like you were instructed! What the fuck you need a break for!"
"We have been investigating, all day in fact!", Aizawa shot back.
"Yeah?! And!", Pleoh asked.
"And its lead us to a few very interesting thing we've learned about you Mr. White."
"Thats Officer White to you lot!"
"After what we've found out it barely sir.", Aizawa resorted back. "Aaden Smoker, Granny Green Thumbs, and Miss. Alma Peregrine ring any bells for you?"
Pleoh's face immediately twisted in a feral and deranged expression so fearsome that the British Heros and officers backed away in fear, "You little yellow bastard, You have no right to question me!", he snarled at the underground hero.
"With my status I'm at the same level as you are in the hierarchy, so yes I do have every right to speak to you like that.", Aizawa shot back calmy, not even remotely fazed by the feral looking man! This only made Pleoh even angry(which was hard to see If he could get any angrier) as Aizawa quoted Officer Oliva.
The two adults then went back and forth between one another for quite some time leaving the officers and other heros all standing there watching this so called spectacular, unable to move and/or say a single word to stop them. However Izuku's attention was drawn away from the two men when he heard the hum of a song, a song that sounded very familiar. Izuku mind drowned out the noise of the bickering men as his sense were thrown into a fog like state. Unable to interact with anything except the music he was hearing loud and clear!
It got to the point where Izuku could finally here the lyrics of the song and the deza ve really started! The song went as followed;
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"Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
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That song, those lyrics. Izuku remembered them!
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He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.
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Where was it coming from? Who was singing?
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I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
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Before the song could end it's finally verse Izuku suddenly felt someone bump into him and say, "Oh sorry bout that governor.", Izuku actually felt and heard someone outside of his hazed over hypnosis!
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For he can thoroughly enjoy
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Then Izuku and the strange singing voice finished the last part together like a perfect duo, "The peper when he pleases."
Izuku's mind fog finally lifted when his head turned to the origin of the voice and saw a man in a blue outfit stroll by him. He knew this person, he knew him and this person had a connection! How else would they both know a song that Izuku never heard before! But the man just kept walking like he didn't even notice him.
"Hey, you their, wait a minute.", Izuku called out weakly to the man.
The man stopped in his tracks and turned around to face Izuku. When he did Izuku didn't need to ask him who he was or how he knew that song, he already knew who he was. Standing not even 300 ft in front of him was the one that he and the rest of the hero's had been so painstakingly searching for, Allen Liddle. And he was just as he's been described; around 20 years old, tall thin and severely pale, black curly hair pulled back into a loose bun and shaved at the sides, stunning blue eyes that sparkled with like crystals. Wearing a light blue two tailed over coat with golden buttons, a leather waistcoat underneath, a white button shirt with little black cufflinks, blue pants with a leather belt, shin high black laced boots, and a big white bow tie with a little skull in the center with three pointed teeth. In his hands he carefully held a beautiful bouquet of flowers in a range of all colors.
Izuku's eyes widened with shock as he saw him standing right in front of him! He couldn't move, he couldn't talk, he couldn't do anything except stand there and stare at him as if he was trying to make sure he wasn't having a hallucination! Allen on the other hand only looked at Izuku with quorisity, though soon that quoristy soon turned into shock and surprise, then int a look of pure joy! As if he were ecstatic to see Izuku! However, before the two of them could do anything All Might wonder why his student had gone quiet, then sang something, then grew quite again. He looked to his protshy only to see him staring at something or rather someone.
All Might was taken by surprise, of finally seeing the man they were looking for, so much so that he actually started to cough up a heap of blood! This got the attention of the rest of the class the heros and the officers, and just like Izuku and All Might they too stood there in shock of seeing the young man!
After All Might finally wiped the blood from his mouth he walked to the side of his protasha and asked the man, "Um, are-are you, Allen Liddle."
Allen took notice of the strange looking blond man and fixing his coat said, "That me alright, Allen Kingsley Liddle. At your serves sir(s).", he introduced himself with a deep and polite British bow.
"Ah, well um, it's nice to meet you!", All Might stammered from being taken by surprize by the young man politeness. "I'm Toshinori Yagi, though you probably know me better as All Might, and this Shota Aizawa, though most know him as EraserHead.", All Might introduced himself and Aizawa.
Allen bowed again and said, "It's an honor to meet you Master All Might and Master Aizawa."
Yet again All might and even Aizawa were thrown off by his sincere polite mannerism! 'He's so polite.', All Might mentally noted.
"Oh no the honor is all ours!", All Might stammered nervously, "Cause you see, the funny thing is, we've actually been trying to track you down for almost the whole day.", All Might told the young man.
Allens face lit up with a happy look as he relied, "What a coincidence! I was actually looking for you!"
"How so?", Aizawa butted into the conversation.
"A little birdy told me that an odd condre of trick-or-treaters were looking for me. So I went out of my way to meet up with you and save you the trouble of finding me." 'Why is this a rocuring thing for us?', everyone mentally sweat dropped. "I searched all day for you but still came up empty, honestly it's easier for me to find dear White Rabbit in the Garden of Living Flowers then it was to find you lot.", everyone raised a confused eyebrow at his odd analogy. "But that doesn't matter now since we're all here now! Now what was it that you were trying to seek me out for?", Allen asked.
"We simply wanted to ask you a few questions, if that's alright with you.", Aizawa asked the young man carefully knowing that he might react aggressively.
Allen clapped his gloved hand together and replied with a smile, "Well if that's all then I would be delighted to!", Aizawa and All Might sighed with relief upon hearing his answer.
Allen then reached into his coat pocket and fished out a golden pocket watch with engravings on the lid. He popped it open and looking at the time said, "Though do you think you could make it quick, I was just on my way to have mid afternoon tea with a friend of mine and I don't want to be late.", he then closed the watch and placed it back into his pocket as he said, "Although he doesn't really have a sense of time so even if I get their early hell say that I'm still late, hehehe so I guess I have a little extra time to answer all your questions.", he stated with a smile. "But perhaps we can start the question once we find a more suitable spot?"
Though before they could even agree with his condition a very loud angry and very fimilar voice shouted, "Freeze Mother Fucker or we'll zap the shit out of your arse!"
Standing behind the Japanese heroes the British Officers were in fighting stance with their stun guns at the ready and the two British hero's were also in ready positions to fight! "Oh Mr. White! You and you're boys blended into the background so well I hardly even noticed you!", Allen said surprised as he finally noticed the small unit.
"Thats Officer White to you, scoundrel!", Pleoh yelled at the young man.
Allen gasped at his profanity as he exclaimed, "Mr. White! Such language Mr. White. You should know better Mr. White! Though apart from that , how is life treating you as of late Mr. White? And what seems to be the problem Mr. White that you had to aggressively bring a whole squad here for me, Mr. White?"
Pleoh was now practically humming with anger as his fists griped tighter and tighter around the stock of his stun gun! "The fucking problem is that under arrest you horse ares fucker!", he screamed at Allen.
Allen gave him a puzzled look as he asked, "Under what charges?"
"Mass murder, endangerment of the innocent, causing a national crisis, involvement with criminals, and so fucking forth!", he shouted his listings of Allens offenses!
"And by what incriminating evidence do you have against me for committing such atrocities?", Allen asked with a very slight smig of smugness in his voice.
Everyone looked at Pleoh for an answer on the evidence but he just stood there with his jaw clenched tight unable to speak without screaming again! Pleoh glanced over to Aizawa, who he gave all evidence on Allen to, but he could see that the hero found something out about Allen that only brought his case crashing back onto him. Knowing he was played he continued to stand their and clench his teeth in frustration!
"You don't ask the fucking questions here! You come along or well beat you're arse!", he reverted to Allen.
Allen simply shook his head like a disappointed parent and replied, "Now thats where you're wrong, Mr. White. You fail to provide any ligament information for my incarceration, you provoke and harass me without cause or reason, you bring a whole until to assault me, and on top of that I have done nothing to cause you to do the previous.", everyone was absolutely stunned by the young man's knowledge and reason! "So with that in mind I have ever right to defend myself from such actions you are taking."
"You really have the gall to attack a police officer?!", Pleoh growled at him.
"Oh not gall, self defense would be the more appropriate term. And I would never attack an officer, unless they attacked me first without proper cause only to abuse their power. Which is what you're doing right now.", Allen explained calmly with a deadpan expression.
Pleoh's face immediately went from pale red to bright lobster red! Anger could be seen literally lifting off of him like some kind of smoke as he shuddered with intense furry! "Enough of this Shite! Hes resistaung so beat his ares now!", he screamed at the other officers to attack!
Allen gave Pleoh a grave and cold expression that sent shivers down the spines of the Japanese heros and most of the officers! "Well then Mr. White, you leave me no choice.", he said deadly calm and coldly.
Suddenly Allen threw the bouquet of flowers he was holding into the air which made all the officers follow its path until it stopped and floated in the air like it was levitating! The officers were confused by this and didn't even notice when Allen disappeared out of thin air! When they looked back down to see find the young man, he was gone! All of them wondered where he vanished to and looked around frantically for him expecting a surprize attack of some sorts! Suddenly Allen appeared out of nowhere in a cloud of moths straight in front of Pleoh and gave him a hard kick to the gut! He swiped his stun gun from his hands and disappeared again into a cloud of moths! Not a moment soon did he reappears by another officer, struck him and then swiped his stun gun! Allen repeater the same process with the remaining officers until all of them were disarmed and injured!
Allen the reappeared back in the spot he was originally with all the officers stun guns in his arms. He opened his arms and let the weapons fall into a small pile on the street. Everyone stood their completely stunned and amazed by what they just saw unfold, the officers were on the ground groaning in pain, and the Japanese hero's were too shocked to move! The only ones able to react were the two British hero's accompanying the officers, they were the only ones that could attacked Allen! A short man with stretchy abilities jumped into the air and lunged at Allen into a tackle! Allen resorted by disappearing into a cloud of moths and the stretchy hero fell into the pile of active stun guns! Several of the weapons activated and shocked the hero until he passed out leaving his twining body on them.
Allen reappeared and disappeared a moment later as the taller muscular hero with super strength tried to punch Allen! Allen dogged his attacks one after the other with preston elegantes until he disappeared from sight completely. The muscular hero looked around for him expecting him to surprize him. Then he heard a whistle and saw Allen standing near a building under a fire escape.
"You-Who, Mussels. Over hear.", Allen vexed him with a wave and smile.
This made the strong hero growl in response and charge after Allen as he stood there waiting for hi to attack.
"AAAAAAAAH!", screamed the hero as he charged.
Allen waited patiently in his spot.
"AAAAAAAAH!", the hero continue to scream!
Allen still stayed in his spot and yawned.
"AAAAAAAAH!", the hero continued to yell.
Allen checked his pocket watch still not moving.
"AAAAAAAAH!", the hero still screamed as he charged!
"Oh can we hurry this along already! I understand speed is not your strong suit but this is ridiculous!", Allen exclaimed with frustration!
The hero finally caught up to where Allen stood perfectly still and tried desperately to one hit K.O him, but like the last times he simply disappeared in a moment! The hero hit the wall behind him so hard it send a shock wave of spider web cracks all along the whole wall! It was so intense that it actually knocked the bolts holding the fire escape up in place! And with a creek and groan of rusty metal the whole thing broke away from the wall and came crashing down on the hero making a huge dust cloud on impact! When the dust settled the strength hero laid pinned under the metal fire escape unharmed but very much in pain as his unconcains body groaned.
Allen appeared a moment later and with a look of surprize on his face seeing the hero trapped under the metal structure! "Well I certainly didn't intent for that to happen!", he exclaimed with shock. "I only wanted him the punch that brick wall and hurt his fist badly enough he'd stop attacking!"
Suddenly he looked over to his side and saw something that made him gasp in terror, "Oh Goodness Me!", he exclaimed as he ran to the something and picked it up! The something turned out to be the bouquet he was holding from before, now back on the ground and in a very disheveled state. Allen carefully picked up the half destroyed bouquet and with a sad tone exclaimed, "Oh dear me, my flowers are all ruined! And after dear sweet Granny worked her poor arthritic hands to the bone making them so beautiful just for me!", he sighed sadly at his half destroyed flowers. "I guess I can scrape up what I have and fix what's here in the hopes of making it look at least somewhat presentable."
He sighed sadly as he took out his golden pocket watch and checked the time. While the heros and students of class 1-A were still standing their in complete shock of what they just witnessed, and many of them were wondering if what they saw was even real! It couldn't have been real, not at all! There's no way a scrawny guy in a suit and bow tie could have possibly taken down an entire until of armed and well trained officers and two professional heros in under three minutes! Right? All while Izuku was still standing in his exact spot with the same expression on his face when he first laid eyes on Allen, still unable to move or react to anything that was going on!
It was like he was paralyzed just seeing Allen for the very first time made his entire body just stop working all together! It was like his painful deja vu experience, only this time he couldn't move. He had never meet or seen Allen in person, apart from photos, and yet just from looking at Allens face for the first time he felt like he was seeing a long lost friend he thought to be dead! He was so shock and filled with emotion that he couldn't bring himself to do anything! He wanted to talk, to ask him questions, to run into a long awaited embrace! But he didn't know why he wanted to, and he couldn't do it even if he wanted to.
Allens eyes nearly bulged out of his head in fear as he looked at the me on his pocket watch. He then placed the watch back into his pocket and fixing his suit looked to the hero's said apologetically, "Well I'm sorry to run off before we could even start to have our conversation but I simply must be on my way or else I'm liable to actually being late for the tea party. I hope we can have this conversation over some tea and cookies after I leave my friend tea party later this eventing. And perhaps without the presence of police officers.", he said motions to the officers laying on the pavement in pain. "After today I don't trust them any faster than a bandersnatch can eat them."
Suddenly Allen disappeared and reappeared in front of All Might and Aizawa who put up their guard expecting an attack! Thought instead the two heroes only had their hands grabbed and shaken very firmly and politely by the young man who said to them, "For now I bid you all a somelm farewell and a good day to the rest of you.", he said bowing to the rest of the class behind them.
Allen disappeared into a cloud of moths again and reappeared in a somewhat incorparal form where his body looked like he was either changing into his body or into a moth swarm. He came close near Izuku ear and whispered to the paralyzed teen, "I hope we can take very soon as well, Izuku.", Izuku's eyes widened as he heard him say his name, since he never told him his name at all!
Allens half formed body turned back into a swarm of moths and flew across the street and up a building to a roof where Allen's body reformed looking down on all the heroes and then disappeared once more with one final, "Ta."
It took the heros a moment to break out of whatever funk that they were stuck in and Aizawa immediately broke into action using his capture weapon to haulf himself up the building to the roof where Allen was only moments ago. He flipped on top of the roof and frantically looked around for the young man dressed in blue! However he was nowhere to be seen not even any trance of footprints or anything else left behind by him. He had completely vanished, to where and when he might be back was certainly unknown.
"Did you catch him?!", All Might called out to Aizawa.
The tired man walked to the edge of the roof and called back, "No he's gone!"
"Gone where?"
"Gone Gone!"
"Damit!", All Might curse to himself. "And we were so close too."
All Might then looked to his side and saw Izuku standing in place with the most starstruck expression that he had ever seen him make! He placed a hand on the teens shoulder and said soothingly, "Midoriya my boy, are you okay?"
"He knew.", Izuku replied quietly.
"Knew what?", All Might asked him.
"Allen, he knew my name.", he replied back softly.
All Might placed a finger on his chin rubbing it slowly, "And so the plot thickens further.", he sighed. All Might then turned Izuku to look at him and in a comforting and serious tone said to the dissolved teen, "Don't overwhelm yourself with this new knowledge my boy. We'll find him again and get all the question for this case and more importantly for you, that I can promise you.", All Might held up a thumbs up with the best smile he could muster.
Izuku smiled at his mentor and said, "Thank you All Might. But I really want to wrap up this case and save all of Britain before I can feel inclined to know the answers to my mystery."
All Might smiled at the teens want to help other before himself, and in his head he could tell he would make an even greater symbol of peace then he was.
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Meanwhile with Allen
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Allen was merely skipping through the back alleys of London with his ruffled bouquet of flowers in hand, when something caused him to stop in his tracks.
"Pst.", Came a strange noise. "Pst!", it called again a little louder. Allen look around quorasly for the source of the strange noise but could find anything out of the ordinary. "Psssssssst!", the sound practically hissed at him with even more emphasis!
Allen looked around frantically for the annoyed sound until a voice called out to him in a low tone, "Hey kid, over here."
Allen looked behind him and saw two white eyes staring at him from a dark alley. Allen Pinter at himself in question, "Yeah you, come over here. Got something I want to ask you.", the voice conformed.
Allen carefully walked over to the eyes wondering what the person wanted to ask him.
The eyes looked around to make sure they were alone and asked him, "You like games?"
"Games! I love games!", Allen exclaimed!
"Then how would you like to play one with me?", the man asked?
"What is it and how do you play!", Allen exclaimed excitedly!
The mans as them shot from the alley holding a burlap sack and explained, "It's called the 'Get into the Sack' game. All you have to do is get into the sack."
"Really now! Is that all?", Allen exclaimed at how easy the rulers were. "Well that sounds just...pathetic.", he said with his tone and expression changing to a shit eating grin, telling the man he wasn't tricked at all.
"What?", the man questioned?
"This has to be the most pathetic attempt at a kidnapping I have ever seen. And I've seen a lot, but this tops them all. I maybe a bit of a scatterbrain but I'm certainly not an idiot.", Allen then turned on his heels and before he left said to the man, "So you aren't going to trick me like some simpleton. To that I say good day sir and/or lady sir.", Allen began to walk away from the man like a proud peacock until the burlap was forced over his body!
"Hey! What give?! Let me out of this sack!", Allen complained as the sack fell over his ankles and he was hauled upside down into the sack!
The man the held the sack with his prize wriggling about inside shouting gleefully, "I got him! I got him! I got him!", with a few 'I don't got him' stiched into it.
The man jumped out from the alley revealing himself to be none other than the member of the League of Villains member, Twice! He jumped around happily with his prize gloating to himself about his 'superior intelligence'.
"Nice work Twicey.", giggles a female voice. And from the alley another person emerged to be another member of the League of Villains, Toga! "We should celebrate with some sweets. I hear English folk have sweets that are to kill for."
"That sounds like a wonderful/awful idea bae!", Twice contradicting himself.
"Now I think this'll puts us at an even 30 in total. I think we've done our part and captured enough civilians for ransom, in case the plane goes astray. Just like handy man said.", Toga giggles at the other wriggling sacks behind her being hauled away by a Nomu.
"Handyman sure is a smart/stupid boss!", Twice shouted.
"Oh my word, is this real burlap!", Allen asked from within his sack. There was a shuffling sound as Allen felt the sack he was in, "It is real burlap! And not that cheap synthetic stuff. Even if you are kidnapping me I have to admit you do do it quite professionally.", he exclaimed to the two villains.
"Well if we're going to be big name villians then we might as well do our job right.", Toga cheered.
"Oh, and are these potatoes?", Allen asked shuffling in his sack.
"Yes they are/no they aren't! Thought you would get hungry so we totally/didn't put some in for everyone.", Twice exclaimed!
"I also wanted to add some carrots but we didn't have enough in the budget.", Toga chirped.
"How thoughtful of you, I was feeling a bit peckish. Oh, and their already washed, how generous!", Allen compliment his captors. "Oh but I don't think we have proper introduced ourselves to one another.", Allen commented.
Toga did a spin on one foot and hoped in the air introducing herself cheerfully, "My names Himiko Toga, and I love blood!"
Twice struck something of an equivalent to a JoJo pose and introduced himself with a stern yet manly tone, "And I'm Twice, and I love/hate sweets!"
"It lovely to meet you two, my name is Allen Kingsley's Liddle, and I like….many things. I'd also bow to you both though in my predicament I can't.", Allen introduced himself trying to bow in his sack.
Suddenly a the ring from a phone came over the their chatter. Toga reaches into her sweater pulled out a smartphone and hit accept call. "Hello?", she answered simply.
"Oh Toga dear, if you're going to answer the phone don't answer like it's a painful experience. Say it more like this; Hello-o-o!", Allen sang the hello.
Toga cleared her voice and sang, "Hello-o-o!"
"Cut that shit out, I'm not your boyfriend.", goraned the voice at the other end.
"Not yet.", Toga replied playfully.
"Just give me you're dam report!", the voice on the other end snapped at her!
"We've abducted 30 people for ransom just like you requested.", Toga gave her report.
The man on the line chuckled darkly and said with sadistic pleasure in his voice, "Excellent work you two. Now have the Nomu deliver them and yourself to the meeting spot, the League of Villains and the Crime Syndicate need them in case our plane goes...astray."
"Consider it done Tomur-kun.", Toga replied playfully.
Tomura growled at her and exclaimed, "Just get you're asses back here pronto."
"Oh is that the voice of your boss I hear?", Allen asked through his sack. "He sure sound depraved, edgy, hostile, tense, and in a constant state of rage and child like trantram.", Tomura growled through the phone hearing Allen very clearly. "What seems to be his problem? Is he stressed, is he tired, does he need a hug, does he need some soothing tea, does he need to take a poo?", Allen asked listing off a bunch of things.
Toga and Twice smiled at each other as they put their faces to the phone and began questioning Tomur. "Yeah Tomur-kun, why are you so tense?", Toga started.
"Are you stressed or tired?", Twice asked?
"Do you need a hug?"
"Or some tea?"
"Do you need to take a poo?", they both asked at the same time.
Suddenly the line went dead with a distinct buzzing noise ringing back. "Oh on it looks like Tomur-kun broke another phone in anger.", Toga started immediately knowing what happened.
"Kurogiri-san sure is going to be mad/happy when he hears he broke another phone.", Twice contradicted himself.
Toga then skipped over to Allen's sack and wrapping her arms around where his shoulder would be asked him, "So Allen-kun, since you're a local here do you know where we can get some really good sweets?"
"Do I!", Allen exclaimed!
Meanwhile with the Heros
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When Aizawa jumped from the roof and meet with his class and All Might they all went to work helping the officers and the two-
AHEM
Um….and helping-
AHEM
…..and HELPING the other two heros in their current-
AHEM!
Oh for the love of-who keeps interrupting me while I'm writing!
I am.
And just who is you?
I am me.
Be serious.
I am being serious.
JUST TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!
How's this this for a clue, 'In that direction; lives a Hatter, and in that direction; lives a Hare.'
Cheshire Cat?!
In the fur.
What are you? Why are you? How are you?! What in the world are you doing here interrupting me story telling?
To tell you to just get to the point already.
The point of what?
The point of the story that everyone has been waiting for. The grand return to Wonderland, that point.
Don't you give me that threatening tone! I'm the one writing the story here! Not you. And I can write you out if I see fit to.
But that would only take away from the story now wouldn't it? And aren't you trying the follow the original source as best you can.
*Grumble Grumble* Fine! What do you want!
Like I said before, for you to get the the point of the story already. You've been keeping the reader in suspense and wasting their time with these out of left field fillers. Just get on with it already.
That's the whole point! The dragging on, suspense, and waiting is their so that when we do come to the long awaited moments that we want it's feels all the more sweeter to finally get their! It a writing style and an effective one.
Yet some people don't like that.
Well good thing you're not people. Look if I just skip ahead in the story will you promise to never break the fourth wall ever again?!
I will make no such promises, but I will leave you alone...for a time.
UGH! Fine, you win! Now get out of here so I can work in peace!
*Cheshire Cat has left*
Finally, now I can hear myself think! Now let's see here...I can skip that, that, that and that, that I'll cover in later chapters, that was not necessary to be in their. Okay I think I found a good spot to start again.
*AHEM*
It was the middle of the night and not one start or even the moon brightened up the night sky. The only source of light coming from the many street lights all around London City. It was quite all around, almost too quiet. All except for the very loud sound that was the intensity hanging in the air all around, and that was the most deafening noise all around! While in the largest square in London the intensity was at its loudest decibels for all to hear and feel! The British Police force, British Heros, and other Heros from all around the world were all crowded around in a giant circle, encircled in the middle were the nefarius arch Villain groups known as The League of Villian and The Crime Syndicate. After days of painstaking searching and thwarting their planes one after the other, all the hero's hard work paid off as now they had the villains surrounded and at their mercy. Which at this point they didn't have much for how much trouble they caused all throughout England, especially with them being the main suspects for all the random murders!
They villains, heroes, and law enforcers alike were at a stand still stalemate, dead staring at one another for anyone of them to make the first move for attack! The officer forming the outer circle and the collective hero's forming a tight inner circle around the villains! Officer Oliva got on a megaphone and turning it on shouted at the Villains, "Tomura Shigaraki of the League of Villains, Mastermind of the Crime Syndicate, and, uh, grunts. You are surrounded, out weighed, out matched, outnumbered, and out maned; surrender now peacefully or well use force!"
Tomura scratched his neck and in a deadpan tone replied, "Oh No! You got us! Well I guess we should just surrender."
"That was much easier then I thought it would be?", Olivia stated to her comrades.
Tomura snickers at her remark and continued, "Or at least that's what I would say if I was a fool without a plan B.", Tomura turned to behind him and said simply, "Kurogiri."
MasterMind turned to one of his underlings and simply said, "Portal."
The well dressed man with a metal neck brace and head made of black mist bowed in response, along with a crimson haired man with appendages that glowed in different neon hues. They both raised their arms to the sky and created a portal made of black mist and neon light. The portal then dropped what could only be described to the hero's as a sack of potatoes along with a new and improved anti-All Might Nomu. This one was much bigger than the last and much more muscly, it had its siginar black skin with exposed brain and bird beak, except its mouth was filled with razor sharp teeth like a shark and a beak like a woodpecker, it even had razor sharp talons on its hands and feet.
"OW!", the sack complained as it fell on the asphalt. "Could've done that bit more gently."
Tomura looked at the area with the one sack with a confused expression behind his hand mask. However that confusion of his slowly turned into anger that grew from the inside out until he exploded in a fit of rage! "Where the hell are the other hostages!", he yelled at his lackies! Mainly Toga and Twice, who shrunk down at his range!
"Don't look at us we didn't do anything with them.", Toga squeaked nervously.
"And you totally/didn't see us bring in all 30 of them. So we did/didn't do our job.", Twice added while trying not to piss himself.
"Then where are they? Did you're Nomu eat them?", MasterMind asked more camly.
Being convicted for this accusation of their current delima Tomura gave the masked man the stink eye in response! "Not likely, Nomu have no need for substance or rest.", Kurogiri answer for him.
"Then what the hell happened to all of them!", Tomura shouted at them.
"Are you referring to the other people that you shoved away into burlap sacks, like the one I'm in?", A voice from the one bag asked.
"Yes.", Kurogiri answered.
"Oh, in that case I definitely know what happened to them!", the person exclaimed gleefully.
"Elaborate.", Kurogiri prodded before Tomura could go off on him.
"Well, they all seemed like they weren't liking their current conditions, so I decided to let them leave. And when I did they all were in such a hurry to leave. Perhaps they were late for tea.", he explained.
Tomura's one visible eye was twitching violently at what he just heard the person in the sack saw to him. His hands curled into claws getting ready to decay the sack and the person inside for nearly running his planes! He lunged forward to kill the sack when Kurogiri placed his arms between the sack and him making his attack come to a hult! Tomura glared daggers at the mist man for stopping him! Kurogiri then placed his body between him and the sack before he calmly said to the enraged man, "Tomura please calm down, we need him. Besides aren't you the least bit curious as to how he released all the other hostages and is still in his sack?"
Tomura's body visible showed him calming down bit by bit, until he was back in his normal stand with a hint tenstness. "You're right Kurogiri, why did you let my hostages escape and then tie yourself back up, hm?", Tomura asked the sack as more of a threat then a question.
"Oh I never left my sack at all.", he answered.
"Then how did you free all our hostages?", MasterMind asked?
"I simply let them go. I thought about what I wanted, I did it, and then it happened. All while not leaving this sack, simple as that.", the man answered in a vague yet chipper voice.
All the villains listening to his explanation were very confused as to what form of logic he was running on. All while Tomura looked like he was ready to burst again with furry.
"Open the dam sack!", he snapped. "I want to see who this person is before I kill him."
The nomu obscure its master and carefully opened the sack to reveal nothing inside! "What the? Where is he!", Tomura demanded!
Suddenly a head popped out of the sack gleefully chirping, "Here I am!", the head of the man belonging to none other than Allen Liddle himself!
"Allen!", Izuku gasped quietly as he saw him at the villains mercy!
Allen straightened himself up into a sitting position in his sack and began to munch happily on some pieces of potato. Tomura looked towards Toga and Twice and growled, "Potatoes?!"
"We thought the captives would get hungry.", Twice stated.
"Not just any potatoes the best kind, Irish potatoes!", Allen corrected him happily. "You know I've always wanted to go visit Ireland, I hear it's absolutely lovely this time of year for tourists.", Allen rambled I'm getting way off topic.
Tomura looked like he was ready to strangle Allen right their as he rambled on like the happy idiot he was! MasterMind however say this and stopped him with his steel can. "Don't kill him Tomura. We still need him as leverage. Once we have our demands meet then you can do as you wish with him.", MasterMind said with a wicked smile under his mask.
Tomura smile with an equally wicked grin under his mask as he calmed down before back to his captive and immediately being caught surprise by what he was holding! Allen looked at Tomura in confusion of his tense body language while chewing a slice of potato in his mouth. He swallowed and looked at the man and his potato in hand, after a moment of drawing a conclusion a light bulb went off in his head as he said, "Ah, I'm sorry did you want a bit? I'm more then willing to share."
Allen then sliced off a few pieces of potato with the world's largest kitchen knife in hand! All the villains looked to their leaders wondering what was happening and why their hostage had a weapon, and such a huge one at that!
Tomura glared daggers over at Toga who rebutted with, "Don't look at me."
Tomura glared at Twice who also shook his head no.
Tomura growled and turning back to Allen snapped, "Where did you get that knife!"
"I just got it.", he replied back vaguely while eating another potato slice.
Tomura growled at his antics and ordering the Nomu command the creature, "Nomu! Keep an eye on our captive and make sure he doesn't try anything funny with that oversized knife of his."
The Nomu obayed like a trained pet and placed one of its giant clawed hands on Allen's shoulder holding him in place. It took Allen a good few second before he fully realized someone, or rather something, was touching him. He felt the giant clawed hand holding him in place and with a confused expression asked, "Jabberwocky?"
Allen then looked at the hand and in surprise remarked, "Grandma! What big arms you have.", he looked up to where the arm was connected and exclaimed at the sight of the creature, "Grandma! What a big beak you have!", he exclaimed at the creature beak filled with razor sharp shark teeth! "Grandma! What a big brain you have!", he exclaimed at the sight of the creature exposed brain
At this point Tomura was really fed up with Allens antic and shouted at the young man, "Shut The Hell Up!"
Allen huffed in annoyance and exclaimed, "And grandma! What bad manner you have!", he said to Tomura.
Toura growled at him then turned back to the heroes clearing his voice and shouted, "Now listen up here all you fakers! I'm sure you already know the drill so Ill make it short! Head our demands or well kill him.", he shouted while motioning to Allen.
Pleoh then grabbed the megaphone from Oliva and shouted into it, "Go ahead and kill the little bastard, see if we care!"
"I care.", Izuku blabbered out.
"I care about things too!", Allen exclaimed! "What am I caring about?", he asked?
Tomura chuckled and scratching his neck said, "Well that's rather cold blooded especially for a law enforcer." "Does he have a name?", Allen suddenly asked, cutting off Tomura.
"What?"
"You're pet creature. Does he have a name?"
"For one he's a Nomu, and two he doesn't need a name. Now shut it!", Tomura snapped!
Allen pouted at this newes, "Well that doesn't seem fair at all. I know I shall give him one!"
Tomura growled at Allen saying, "I told you to shut it."
Allen looked up at the inhuman creature and rubbing his chin said, "How aboooooooooout...Dihna!", he exclaimed! "Would you like that name Dihna?", he asked the creature.
The Nomu looked down at him with a dead expression and made something cross between a growl and a purr, as if to say yes. "Dihna it is then!", Allen joyful shouted christening the newly named Dihna!
Allen then shuffled around in the sack he was still in and pulled out a potato. He held the vegetable up to the creature and said, "Would you care for a potato Dihna?", the creature craned its shot neck down opened its mouth, showing it had rows of sharp teeth like a shark, and Allen deposited the root into the creature maul. The nomu Dihna then closed his mouth and began to chew the plant very sloppy, with more pieces falling to the floor then down its throat. "My, you sure are a messy eater. I'll have to teach you table manner later."
Tomura turned away from the sight before he really got ticked off and decided to kill Allen and the nomu together! He cleared his throat again and scratching his arm red began to batter with the heros, "Now that you see what we have you'll comply with us in three minutes or the boy turns to ash!"
Tomura then felt someone poke his shoulder and heard Dabies voice say, "Tomura."
"What! Is it! This time!", he hissed at the scarred man!
Dabi didn't reply to him, instead he pointed to something behind the blue haired man quietly. Tomura slowly turned his head almost dreading what he would see with Allen and the Nomu. Once he did he was taken completely off guard by whatever it was that he saw! Instead of seeing the Nomu holding Allen as hostage, like it should, he saw Allen and the Nomu sitting down together and around a small tea table with a tea pot and several finger foods in little platters! With the Nomu sitting in a very bent metal chair holding a tea cup in its clawed hand! Tomura was so flabbergasted by whatever the fuck he was looking at that he couldn't talk for a solid 3 minutes!
Suddenly the Nomu then took the teacup in its hand and ate the whole in one bite! The sound of broken glass crunching painflly sounding in its sharp maul! Allen signed at this and placing his tea down poured another glass for the Nomu, he gave the cup to the creature and before it could eat the new cup he quickly said, "No no no Dihna, we don't eat the tea cup we drink from it. Like this.", he said as he demonstrated for him.
The Nomu then took the cup and poured its contents onto its exposed brain. "Close enough, well have to work on that some more.", said Allen.
Tomura marched up to Allen and slamming his fist on the table, causing the whole set to vibrate, snarled at him, "Where in the hell did you get this crap!
Allen placed down his tea cup before before replying in a dignified and angry tone, "It not Crap, as you call it. It a tea table."
"That doesn't answer my question or keep you from an early funeral!", Tomura hissed at the young man!
Allen sipped his tea before answering very simply, "I got it."
"From where?"
"I just got it."
"Do you mean to tell me that you just manifested and entire tea table from thin air!"
"Well when you put it like that, then that's exactly what I did!"
Allen looked at the very much annoyed Tomura and his face softened at the sight. He put his tea down and poured a new cup offering it to Tomura with a kind smile, "You look tense dear, how about some nice relaxing tea?"
Tomura slapped the cup out of his hand and it shattered on the ground. "Oh then a nice fluffy bun with butter?"
Again he slapped the food from his hands. "Some chocolate?", Crash went the plate. "A slice of cake?", Crash went the plate. "Flan?"
"I don't even know what that is!", Tomura yelled while slapping the plate from his hands!
Allen huffed annoyed at Tomura and in an angered tone scolded, "You know you can just say no. You don't have to be so rude as to ruin fine china and perfectly good food."
Tomura one exposed eye twitches violently as he hissed, "Do you consider your situation a joke!"
Allen giggled at his question, which made Tomura both angry and confused, and dunked his tea plate into his tea and ate it like a donut, before replying while patting Tomura's head, "Oh Tomura dear, of course I do. The whole world is one big Joke!", at this tomura forgot his anger and was now confused by his statement. "Love, peace, war, death, pestilence, famine, marriage vows, family bons, friendships, secrets, race, religion, ethnicity, gender, values, social view, social standing, political views. Everything that we ever thought or value is just a joke.", Allen then took a teaspoon of sugar as if to put it into his glass but instead dumped the whole container into a tea pot along with a contained of honey he shoved in the pot! "Hmhmhmhmhm, and were all the punch line. You, me, Dihna, your cronies, the heroes, the officers, everyone in the world is the punchline! The only difference is how we act as said punchline? Do we make the crowd roar with laughter, get a few chuckles, or have dead silence with the sound of crickets chirping in the background? That is the real question to ask.", everyone could hear what Allen was sawing clearly, but no one could move or speak at the calmness in his voice and what he was even talking about! "For one I'm going to have the audience rolling in their seat with laughter!", Allen declared pridefully! "I just have to figure out how to do that? Oh well, now's not the time for talk but instead for tea.", he said joyfully while pouring tea from his glass into the teapot spout, which floated into it perfectly like magic.
Tomura was confused, frustrated, second guessing his morals, angry, and wonder what in the fuck was going on? Which above all made him even more angry! Now the vein in his head were visibly bulging and he was starting to breath raspy breath of frustration while blood dripped down his face from biting his lip! While Allen was drink straight from the teapot without a single care of the danger to come. Tomura was now growling angrily and gripping the table cloth with all five fingers causing it to decay! While Allen placed the teapot on his head for no reason at all, and Dihna smashed a slice of chocolate cake into his brain. Tomura raised both hands ready to kill Allen and the defective Nomu for this constant annoyance that they were causing him and making him look like a complete joke in front of the British Villains and the hero's for all corners of the world! (Maybe there was some truth in what Allen said about us being jokes.)
Though before Tomura could go for the kill Mastermind placed a firm hand on his shoulder and using his quirk to calm him down said in a calm tone, "Don't."
Tomura slumped down in defeat and in a slightly calmer tone replied, "You're right. We don't have the time."
Suddenly Allen shot out of his seat , breaking the pot on his head, shouting in surprize, "The time?! The time!? WHo HAS THE TIME!"
"No no no, no time! Hello goodbye I'm late! I'm late! I'm late! I'm very very late! For a very important date! No time to say hello goodbye, I'm late I'm late I'm late!", cried a white rabbit that suddenly ran through the crowd and into the circle of villains!
"Is that?"
"A white rabbit?"
"In a waistcoat!?"
"With a watch!"
"Are we high or something?"
The rabbit continued to weave through and around peoples legs as it shouted, "Dear sir and Ma'am please forgive me now for I'm in such a frazzled state! No time to say hello goodbye! I'm late I'm late I'm late!"
Suddenly the White Rabbit ran passed the table Allen was sitting at and the young man called out to the speedy creature, "Oh Rabbit, Dear Rabbit! Would you care for a spot of tea?"
The Rabbit placed his hands on his head as he shouted in response, "No no no! No time for tea! No time for you! No time for me! I must now go for its my fate! No time to say hello goodbye, I'm late I'm Late I'm late!", and with that last phrase the White Rabbit disappeared from sight!
Allen huffed in disappointment as he said, "Oh he's always late for this and that all the time. No time eben for tea! Now that should be a crime.", Allen then started to pour himself another cup of tea as he said, " Speaking of things to be, the Rabbit Hole should be appearing any second now. Just wish I knew where it will it will appear?"
Then without warning the entire ground around the feet of the Heros and Villians suddenly opened up into what could only be described as a giant Rabbits hole! Due to the irregular shape and dirt scattered around it. Everyone was just about ready to completely freak out seeing this giant hole suddenly open around their feet in less then a second when Allen shouted to get their attention, "Everyone Everyone!", he called all of their attentions! While the teapot hung in the air still pouring out hot tea into his floating cup. "As long no one looks down, gravity shall not take effect!', he stated tryunthaphly as he took is floating cup and pot back in a hand and took a sip from the cup.
After a moment everyone said nothing not wanting to test what ever Allens said was true or not! Unil Iida piped up saying loudly, "Wait that's not how its works?!"
Allen pulled his cup from his lips and asked the teen in a are-you-kidding-me tone, "Was it really pertinent for you to say that?"
And just like he said gravity took effect and everyone fell into the deep hole with a loud and collective scream! The Officer, who were on the outside of the hole, were completely powerless to stop the hero's falling to their impending doom! The only thing they could do is stand there and listen for their screams to go out of earshot! And then everything was quite and the officer could only assume the worst at that moment.
While down in the rabbits hole the Heroes and Villains alike were still falling into the black darkness of the hole, tumbling helplessly in the air like rag dolls! The only thing that could be heard from anyone was the sound of their collective screams filling the cavern wall as they descended faster, and faster, and faster! While Allen on the other hand seems to be enjoying this and was screaming with joyful pleasure! All while he fell down the hole still seated in his chair with tea table in one piece and the Nomu not reacting a bit to the situation.
"Put your hands in the air! It's so much more fun when you do it like that!", he shouted joyfully!
And oddly enough the Nomu responded to him and raised it arms above its head. Tomura was the only Villain in sight as he clung to the table cloth for dear life screaming as he fell with them!
"What have you done!", he screamed at Allen!
"I didn't do any of this!", Allen shouted at him. "Tea?", he sung as he offered a glass to the villian.
Tomura screamed at him ready to attack, but his quirk rotted away too much of the cloth and he broke away and into a dark corner of the hole where he disappeared from sight!
The loudest of all the screams to be heard was coming from Mineta who was spinning through the air like a top while screaming over and over, "I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna throw up, and then I'm gonna die!"
While with Izuku, he was feeling a very familiar sense of dread! Never in his whole life had he'd felt such fear and uncertainty this way; not with the Stain, not with Muscular, not even with All For One! This sense of deja vu was strong and it hit him hard, just like when he first heard Allens name for the first time! The pain soaring through his head was absolutely unbearable and te only thing he could do was grind his teeth from the pain and try not to pass out! Though in this situation that would probably be better.
He wasn't just feeling this familiar sense of unknowing and deradfull fear gripping his mind, he was remembering too! Thoughts of such things that no one should have to imagine them! Sounds and lights and and images that zoomed by in an irrevocable manner that were more than enough to drive a person completely mad! Things that should be and things that should never have been were on full display in Izuku's mind! And the only thing he could do was scream with the rest of the heros and villians as they would soon meet their abrupt stop!
Izuku continued to scream but soon felt something twing in his body, like a feeling of sorts. He opened one tearful eye only to vaguely see Allen looking right back at him with a worried expression plastered across his normally cheerful face. Izuku wanted to call out to him but failed when Allen lifted one hand in front of him, as if to say hi, he moved his hand across his face and suddenly Izuku felt very sleepy. Not a moment sooner did he fall asleep and darkness soon consumed him in comfortable nothingness.
