A/N: Hey, everyone! I bet you're surprised that there's another chapter... bear with me for one more time, and thanks to all who reviewed chapter 6! Oh, and rainastar, did I mention that chapter 6 was the end?

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An Additional Chapter, just for the fun of it – Bloopers and Misty's Kitchen Disasters

Drakulya: First, let's have a look at the bloopers that the Pokemon characters made while acting out the fanfic, Telltale Signs.

Lights, camera, ACTION!

Chapter 1:

Ash: Let's scrub this word off my forehead... *Scrubbing*

*A minute later...*

Ash: ARGH! MY EYE! IT'S MELTING!!! EEEEARRGH!!!

Apparently he accidently opened his eyes while rubbing his face with a steaming hot towel. Poor Ash... *tut tut*

Chapter 2:

As the script goes...

'~Half an hour later, he thudded into the kitchen.

His mom wrinkled her nose as he walked past. "What did you put on? It smells awful."

He scowled. "It's called deoderant, mom." Sitting down, he grabbed a donut. "Anyway, I thought moms like poo fumes."~'

Ash: Uh, did I just say 'poo fumes'? I meant...

Delia: -_-; Moms don't like poo fumes, in case you haven't noticed in all these 15 years, Ash dear.

Ash: ^^; Ah ha ha ha ha...

Chapter 3:

More script...

'~"Do you have a pamphlet for this resort? I can give you one if you want," She held up what she'd been holding and threw one at him. "Here. Take it."

He doubled up as the pamphlet flew into his gut. "Ouch!"~'

Misty: Oops, I didn't realize I threw it that hard. Sorry, Ash! ^_^

Ash: *Still recovering...*

Chapter 4:

While Ash was storming around, he accidentally stepped on a cat's tail. The cat shrieked and turned into a shredding machine as it furiously sharpened its claws on him.

Ash: EARGH!!! Geroff me! Geroff me!

Cat: MREOOOOOWWW!! *Continues sharpening*

10 minutes later...

May: Ash, where are you? You were supposed to come bursting into my room 5 minutes ago! If you don't hurry up we'll won't get this done- *sees the pile of Ash shavings on the carpet* Oh, I see. Well that's quite alright.

^^;

Chapter 5:

Ash and Misty get into the bumper cars, and Misty's driving...

Ash: MISTY!!! Slow down! I'm getting bruises!

Misty: You're supposed to get bruises from bumper cars! That's what makes it fun! Teehee! *Bumps another car hard, and...*

Ash: Whoa-! It feels like I being thrown out! *Looks down and screams* Wait! I am being thrown out! Save me, someone!!

Misty: Hm? Did I just hear Ash yelling? *Looks beside her and gasps* OMG where is he??? Ash! Ash?! *Despite the situation she is still subconciously bumping others*

Ash: Blub blub... (He got thrown out a window and landed in the nearby pool.)

Ash, poor little Ash... *sigh*

Chapter 6:

Instead of draping her arms around his neck as supposed to, Misty formed a large fist with her two hands and, misplacing them, accidentally hit Ash hard on the head. There was crack, then silence... and then a bang as Ash fell to the floor, laying there and twitching.

Misty: Oh, not again...

She's done it more that once? Ash, we'll be needing to buy a coffin for you soon...

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Drakulya: Oh, such pain in the backstages... let's ignore that now and go on to...

Misty's Kitchen Disasters

Example 1:

Misty: Pass the eggs, please Ash. I'm gonna speed-cook them!

Ash: Alright, here. Let's see your speed-cook way.

Misty: ^^ *Puts eggs in microwave and sets it to cook for 2 minutes*

Ash: O~O I can smell trouble...

Eggs: *In a tiny voice* No! Donutee microwavee ussee! No! No!

*BAM*

Eggs: *Dead*

Misty and Ash: *Alive but splattered in egg guts*

Ash: *Is hit by microwave door on the nose* Hit me baby one more time... *faints*

Misty: *Wiping away gook* Damn, I almost got him in the eyes!

Example 2:

May: Mmmm, this new stove smells wonderful.

Misty: Huh? Really? What does it smell like? *Secretly itching to smell it too*

May: Ah... it smells of all the good things in this world... mint leaves... Spring dew... ahhhhhh...

Misty: *Can contain her curiousity no longer* Can I smell it too?

May: _ Sure. Go ahead.

Misty: *Leans close and burns nose* Hmm! It's tru! It does smell great! *Nose catches on fire*

May: @_@ *Puts fire out and calls local doctor*

Example 3:

Misty: Hey guys! I just finished my soup! Come have a taste!

*Ringing silence*

Misty: o COME OUT EVERYONE! I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!

*Ash, Pikachu, Brock, Gary and May slink out meekly*

Misty: ^_^ That's better. Now sit down and try my soup. I insist.

Ash: How can we refuse... *sniffs soup* Uh, this smells... interesting. Ah ha ha ha ha.

Pikachu: *Copies Ash and sniffs* Pik- pika...

Brock: Let's try it... *slurp* *coughs delicately* I, uh, need to go to the toilet... *BARF*

Misty: Hmmf! Fine then! You'll drink, won't you, May and Gary?

May and Gary: Oh! We're going out tonight. I forgot! Tootles! *Scurries off*

Pikachu: Pike, pika chuchu, chuuuuuuuuuu... *indicates throat*

Misty: *Narrows eyes* What's Pikachu saying, Ash?

Ash: Ah ha ha ha ha... he, uh... needs some of Brock's special Pokemon couph drops, because he has a sore throat, you see. Ah ha ha ha ha... off you go, Pikachu.

Pikachu: *Nodding furiously and runs off*

Misty: Now Ash... since you're the last one left, you have the special privilage to drink all the soup! Isn't that lovely? ^_^

Ash: *Stares down at all the mysterious gunk floating on the surface and suddenly loses his appetite and the will to live* Ah... ha... ha... ha... ha...

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Drakulya: Hope you all enjoyed that! Teehee! Its just a last bit of fun! Hahaha...

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END of TELLTALE SIGNS

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That's all! Hope you liked it! Thanks to all readers!