Chapter 7: To the Airport
When Mr. Ri drives to the checkpoint, he got checked by the R.O.K. (Republic of Korea) army and when he's about to leave the checkpoint…
"Hey! Stop right there!", said the North Korean Authorities.
The R.O.K. army was about to close the checkpoint. They feared that they don't want to deal with the KPA (Korean People's Army) Ground Forces. "Hang on!", said Mr. Ri.
Mr. Ri steps on the pedal and the car goes fast. The KPA Ground Forces tries to stop them by trying to shoot Mr. Ri down and it misses because Mr. Ri ducks while driving. He has a GPS system in his car. His car was fast enough to go through checkpoint before it closes.
The KPA Ground Forces kept firing and the R.O.K. army fires back. Mr. Ri got in South Korea just in time.
Then, the police just chase Mr. Ri after crossing the border from North Korea. "What's happening?! Why are chased by the police?!", said Mort.
"Guys, I'm sorry but I'm going to drop off you guys at the Chinese Embassy! You guys cause enough trouble in North Korea! Stewie, why did you have to promise a little girl to save your dad!?", questioned Mr. Ri while still driving.
"It's because I rescue Mort. I don't want him to end up in a same faith as an American prisoner who was a christian.", said Stewie.
"Oh?! And why is that!?", asked Mr. Ri.
" The U.S. government tries to save him and it failed. They send a former basketball player and it also failed. When I was in China and there's a Chinese news about Mort. I felt like I can't trust any of the governments in any of the country. You see, the Malaysian government tries to find a plane, but not yet found. Then, there was the boat disaster in-".
Mr. Ri cuts him off. "Yeah I know about that! What are you trying to say!?", yelled Mr. Ri.
"I'm saying that I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!", yelled Stewie.
Mr. Ri was silent while trying to drive away from the police. He thought about it and said while still driving, "Look, I'm sorry that I was mad. I am trying to drive away from the police and I was mad because you guys are trying to make me lose my job. That's the only job I have because I'm interested working at the factory...and my cousin was in North Korea.", said Mr. Ri.
"Really? Who was it?", said Brian.
"Ms. Lee. That's the name I can only remember. My mom somehow has a contact with my aunt in North Korea.", said Mr. Ri.
"And Stewie? Why do you hate the government around the world? Do you want to take over the world or what?", asked Mr. Ri.
Stewie sighed. "Look, I wanted to apologize about the yelling that I've made earlier. It's because I'm worried that the U.S. government would fail to bail Mort out in North Korea. And I'm thinking that the Chinese government would not talk about Mort at all despite about him being a traveler in China before being abducted by the North Korean authorities.", explained Stewie.
"Oh… I can agree with you about the U.S. failing to bail out one prisoner… so that's why you wanted to rescue the little girl's father.", said Mr. Ri.
"And I have to agree with you about China. If one of the Chinese traveler has accidentally crossed the border to North Korea, wouldn't the Chinese government be worried about that traveler?", asked Mr. Ri.
"Well, they did say it on the news… but, I'm thinking of the Government actions. China decided not to make dispute with North Korea because they serves as a barrier to the U.S. army. They were allies in the past. But as of current relations, I think it's sour because of the Nuclear weapons that North Korea is using.", explained Stewie.
" I have to agree with you. China sends back North Korean defectors because they're considered 'illegal economic migrants' and that's not a good thing...to us because North Koreans are considered Koreans or South Koreans… I think…", paused Mr. Ri.
Meanwhile in China, they're in Hohhot, Inner Mongolia. Mr. Wang thinks he screwed up tourism in China because he allow Brian to tour their group to some places that aren't satisfying. He's a lazy man. It doesn't help that Peter is more bored in those scenes than ever.
"Boy, this place is great. Unlike the other place that Brian is making. Look at the Temple of the Five Pagodas, it's beautiful.", said Peter.
"Wow! A Temple of Five Pagodas!", said Lois. "Isn't this exciting?", asked Lois.
"Oh yeah. Very exciting.", said Joe.
"It's great.", said Bonnie.
"Yeah…", said Quagmire.
"Wow! It looks like the building that you can go into!", exclaimed Chris. And Chris went into the Five Pagoda Temple.
"All right. I want to go Tibet.", said Robo-Stewie.
"Yeah, let's go to Tibet everyone.", said Robo-Brian.
"Yeah, certain place of China are boring like Tian Shan, Mogao Caves, a Stone forest that we get lost.", said Peter.
The cutaway gag shows that Mr. Wang tries to explain that there's no treasure in the Stone Forest and Peter just made it up. "Peter! There are no treasure in Forest!", said Mr. Wang. "Oh yes there is!", said Peter. And Peter enters it first. Then everyone enters it, gets separated to look for treasure, & then they're lost for the whole day. When they found each other at night, Peter whispers to everyone, "Let's get out of here now.". And Meg was left behind. "MOM! DAD! ANYBODY!", yelled Meg.
"The Historic Centre of Macau.", continued Peter.
Everyone understands their kinds of boredom in China.
"And the most boring of them all is China Danxia. I've rather watch TV than to be bored at Chinese Tourism that Brian brings us.", said Peter. Mr. Wang felt disappointed.
"Those days of trips are boring. It was more fun with Mr. Wang touring than Brian here touring.", said Peter. Peter turns around, "Everyone, it's not to be confused with Zhenjue Temple which is also called Five Pagoda Temple is in Beijing. We're in Hohhot.", explained Peter.
"Peter! Who are you talking to!?", questioned Lois.
"Everyone, let's go to station!", said Mr. Wang.
Everyone cheers except Robo-Brian & Robo-Stewie.
When they get to their station, they got their ticket, and Mr. Wang picks up the newspaper and reads what's happening on the news.
"Oh my god. There is chase in Korea!", said Mr. Wang.
"Give me that!", said Peter. And he takes the newspaper.
He turns the section to this page and found out that Homer Simpson was the one who says it's boring in an Arirang Festival. "Oh! That guy! He is even stupider not following tourism in some countries then Princess Peach was singing too close to the Thailand-Myanmar border with the Thai King.", said Peter.
The cutaway gag shows that Princess Peach has sing a song to a Thai King. She sings "Getting to know you". "Getting to know you! Putting it my way, but nicely. You are precisely, my cup of tea!", singed Princess Peach. The Burmese guard is not happy. He told the Princess and the Thai King, "Hey! Stay out of our border!". "We're not on your side of the border!", said the Thai King. They don't care and they tries to shoot them. The Thai King & Princess Peach screamed and they drive away.
Meanwhile in Seoul, South Korea, Mr. Ri was driving to the Chinese Embassy while still outrunning the cops.
"Are we there yet?", asked Stewie.
"We're almost there guys!", said Mr. Ri.
Mr. Ri was lying. He tries to outrun the cops first before he could take them to Chinese Embassy. After what Stewie said about the government, Mr. Ri decided to try to take them to Gimpo International Airport instead. He felt like he doesn't want to get into anymore trouble with the government and lose a job too.
"Guys, do you have any stuff in my house that you need to get before we go to the Chinese Embassy?", asked Mr. Ri.
"Nope.", said Stewie.
"No.", said Brian.
"I don't think so.", said Mort.
"Good. We're going to the airport!", said Mr. Ri.
"What?!", said Brian.
"Uh, I mean, we're going to the Chinese Embassy!", said Mr. Ri. And they cheered.
Mr. Ri's plan in his mind that he's going to temporarily lose the cops at the highway by moving left and right to confused the cops of where's he going. When he got into the highway he moves left and right to blocks the cops just like he planned. He lost the cops temporarily and he goes to the Gimpo International Airport. When he's there, he open the trunk for them and they get out.
"Mr. Ri, why did you have to drop us at the airport?", said Brian.
"Yeah! Why did you lie to us?!", asked Mort.
"Because I really like my job in North Korea. Today, it's Friday. And Saturdays are the only times I have a day off. In Kaesong, I only made 137,295 won in Kaesong and I save only parts of my money for vacation. It takes like 5 years so I totally have about 512,295 won for you guys.", said Mr. Ri. And he gave won to them.
"I hope that enough for everyone...good luck!", said Mr. Ri. And he drives away.
A/N: I wanted to apologize for using the references about the missing airplane & the ferry disaster. Apologies to all of the victim's families/friends.
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