Okay guys! I know! I've been away again and I'm totally sorry if ya'll have been waiting. I've been a teeny bit busy with being a… GOD MOTHER-TO-BE! AAAAH.
Sorry. I got a little bit excited. Yea, that's right folks. Tifa has a bun baking in the oven. Well done to Cloud to getting his move on. I'm like, at Tifa's side all the time now. 'Cos she named me god mother and I have to make sure she's not gonna damage that little tyke before it sees the light of day. I'm going to be a great god mother. I can just feel it.
On with other news, I've somehow managed to avoid Vince completely since our little blip. It helped that I told Teef and she helped with the avoiding. I'm pretty sure he let Cloud in on the situation 'cos I saw Cloud glancing at me curiously the other day and then he asked me why I was avoiding Vincent. I was like, "'Cos he smells." Then Cloud raised his eyebrow and scoffed at me and then I ended up getting all defensive and yell at him, "None of your damn business!" I then stormed out leaving him and Tifa looked kinda scared and amused. Damn me.
I've also decided that my apartment is very lonely, Seventh Heaven is a much nicer place to be. I'm all alone in my apartment. Nobody loves me.
Marcel asks, given that we agree on Rufus being deep in the closet who do you think would be an ideal companion for him?
Hm. I think him and Reeve would be very happy together, don't yea think? I joke :P Don't kill me Reeve!
Mixology asks, have you heard the rumour that prof. hojo wasn't sephiroth's father that the real biological father of sephiroth was in fact vincent? do you believe it could be true?
I.. I don't really know how to reply to that. Vince hasn't ever said anything about it. I'm pretty sure he'd say something if he was the real father of the crazy murdering monster that we know as Sephiroth.
Or would he? No! That would give him more reason not to say anything! OH MY GOSH! *glass shatters* You have changed everything for me. Nooo! Can't get it out of my head! DAMN YOU!
General Sephiroth asks, (YEAH, YOU'RE TOTALLY SEPHIROTH! HAHA, YEA RIGHT!) how did you convince Zack to find all that treasure for you? When he served under me could barely get him to obey orders without threatening to impale him.
Well yea see, I was a lovely little girl. I could be very persuasive. And I'm sure the fact that treasure hunting is fun and a break from all the other stuff that had been going on probably helped a little bit.
K-jah asks, do you believe that my main man Reno is awesome?
Would a simple NO be suffice?
Grovy asks, have you ever been stoned?
Me? Yuffie Kisargi? STONED? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Of course I have, silly. Some of my best times were when I was stoned. Of course once Barret and Cid found me lolling around in the back of the airship off my head high to distract myself from the horrors of flying, they would nick the drugs off me and have a go at it themselves. Assholes.
Ian is not me asks, you seem like the right person to ask where the hell does the rumours of a relationship between cid and vincent come from?
Ha, um.. Not me anyway. *smiles innocently*
They're not true though. I mean, Cid's married and I'm working on Vincent. I'll get there. Don't ya'll worry. He won't be a free man by the time I'm done with him.
Polo asks, have you ever considered setting Reno up with someone so he'll stop hitting on you?
Hm. Well that's a good question. No, would be my answer to that. Firstly, 'cos he has no commitment at ALL and that would be horrible for the poor girl. Secondly, 'cos crazy as it sounds, a girl's gotta love the attention. So deep, deep, down inside, I'm enjoying the attention no matter who it's from. What can I say? I'll complain about him but I enjoy it really. Don't tell him. Please, do not tell him.
Kiko asks, who would win in a rap battle between Sephiroth and Zack?
YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'm not going to answer this one. I'm going to write it down on a post it and stick it on Cloud's computer so whenever he decides to do a blog he can answer it. 'Cos let's be honest here, I didn't really know Zack very well and I genuinely want to see how Cloud answers it. Yea know, with that stick stuck up his arse all the time his answers bound to be hilarious!
Darth to the v asks, if you were the last woman on earth your last choices are Palmer, Cloud, Reno and don would you choose to mate with to continue the human race?
Agh, why do you do this to me? Buuut.. Ugh. Palmer, no. Just no. Don, again. No. Those are two disgusting men. I wouldn't pass on their genes for the world to see. Which leaves Cloud and Reno. Again with the genes. Reno? I can't EVER see him having kids. I mean, just no. They'd all be so dumb. Which results in Cloud being left. Ew, that's so wrong. But yea, it'd have to be Cloud. *shivers*
Evil rules asks, so what happened in the fight between Cloud Strife and Rosso the Crimson?
Well I was a tiny bit too busy to stop and record it all on film but as I hear it, they had a brief clash and then got distracted by everything else that was going on. All I'm gonna say is Cloud kicked her stupid butt. There.
That's it for tonight guys. I'm off to drink myself silly with my bottle of wine and the tv. All by myseeeeelf! Don't wanna be-
Hold on guys, someone's at the door. Gotta run!
~Yuffie
A/N: Yea, so it's been a few months. Had my state examinations and then I've been seriously sick over the summer. Hopefully Yuffs back for a bit! Post your questions!
