A/N: Hey! So I missed a day of my daily uploading. *gasp!* Sorry guys! Oh well… I have another one today! :D

Disclaimer: Oh forget it. Check out the other chapters for disclaimers.


Seeing Lily out of the corner of his eye, James took another opportunity to ambush his true love. He ran to catch up with her.

"Why Hello Lily! Fancy meeting you here!"

"We're in the school hallway James."

"So you've noticed it too?"

"What?"

"Never mind."

"Look James, nice seeing you and all, but I need to get to class."

"Really?"

"Uhh, yeah. Remember, there's a test today."

"No, no. I mean, do you mean what you said about nice seeing me?"

"Not really."

"But you said it!"

"I was being polite."

"So can I walk with you to class?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Well, we need to walk together."

"And why exactly is that?"

"It'll be good practice for when we walk down the isle!"

"James. Only the bride walks down the isle in the wedding."

"Oh, but still!"

"Shut up Potter."

"Potter again? Really? You know me well enough that we can talk to each other and use first names."

"I'd rather not talk to you at all."

"You don't really mean that!"

"Yes. I do, now can I walk to class alone?"

"What's the point of that? We're going to the same place!"

"…"

"So… will you go out with me?"

"When hell freezes over."

"Really?"

"Really what?"

"Will you go out with me when hell freezes over?"

"Sure. Why not."

Excitement in his step, James ran off to talk to his best friend Sirius. Who needs class anyways? James had a plan, and he needed all the time in the world.

"So how'd it go this time?"

"Oh, hey Pads. It went pretty good. I have a plan!"

"Great."

"And I need your help with it!"

"Great."

"Will you help me?"

"I'd rather not."

"Thanks so so much!"

Sirius sighed, and went to help his best friend. The next day in potions, the whole class was shivering with excitement… or cold… probably cold… but the whole situation was pretty exciting.

"Merlin's pants, it's cold in here!"

"Oh, hey Lily-Bud."

"Eww. Hi Potter."

"How do you like the room?"

"It's covered in ice."

"I know."

"Wait, did you do this?"

"Yep."

"Why?"

"Because now you'll go out with me!"

"What do you mean, I'll go out with you? I told you I wouldn't go out with you until hell freezes over. We're in potions class."

"I know. Here we are in hell, and it's frozen over!"

"Great."

"Now you sound like Sirius."

"What?"

"Never mind."

"…"

"So will you go out with me now?"


A/N: So yeah, this one actually doesn't end with him getting hurt. Imagine that! Of course, I'm sure if you were to expand the scene a bit, he probably would have slipped on the ice and killed himself anyways… So yeah, review and tell me what you thought! Thanks!

-Awesomegirl13