Hub Fortress 2- Ponies vs Pets

Pet Version

A cupcake with bright pink frosting is sitting in a refrigerator right next to two bottles of coconut water.


MEET THE CUPCAKE!


Penny Ling can be heard breathing heavily outside the fridge.

"Yeah, there she is!" came Scootaloo's voice.

"Hey you! Hold it!" came Rainbow Dash's voice, "She's gonna get away! Don't let her get to the re-"

The door opens and Penny Ling grabs the cupcake and closes the door.

"D-don't do it, pal!" Scootaloo stammered.

"Do. Not. Do it!" Dash shouted.

"Om nom nom nom..."

"Do not do it! Do not even think about doing it! Do not even think about not doing it!" Dash shouted, almost pleading in her tone.

"What was that, cupcake? Go for their tails? Alright! Eeeeeeyaaargh!"

"Oohhhhhhh, boy..." Dash said.

Scootaloo begins the stutter nervously, "H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... OH GOSH!"

"Hey! Miss Kung Fu Panda! You are writing checks that you can't cash! Are you hearing me? Your backside will be escorted from this bank! You will be so humiliated!" Dash ranted.

Penny Ling growls slowly as her footsteps are heard gathering speed.

Scootaloo gasped, "OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GO-"

Several loud thuds are heard, a bottle falls over, and the refrigerator door opens slightly.

"My scooter! Sh-she ripped my scooter in half!"

More thuds are heard.

"Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..." Dash moaned.

"Sh-she's an Ursa Minor! She's a smaller crazy angry Ursa Minor that hates ponies!" Scootaloo shouted in terror.

"You call that knocking me out? Ha! I'm not unconscious!" Dash challenged.

WHAM!

"Now I'm begging you to knock me out! Please please please, knock me out!" Dash moaned.

"Gimme back my scooter! Hey! Hey! Don't hit me with it!" Scootaloo shouted.

SMACK!

"Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain!" Scootaloo rattled out between smacks.

"Oh yeah? Well, the squirt might be afraid, but I'm not afraid of you! Pain doesn't hurt! I'm way too awesome for pain!" Dash shouted proudly.

WHAM!

"I stand corrected! Arrrrggghhgh!"

"I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!" Scootaloo moaned

A thud and a ripping and cracking sound was heard.

Dash is heard laughing defiantly and said, "You call that pulling my tail? You Pet team ladies wouldn't know how to pull a tail if-"

A loud rip and crack is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor is littered with pieces of wood and strands of multicolored hair and another one of the bottles of falls over

"AUGHHH! MY TAIL!" Dash screamed.

"Let go of her tail! Let go of her taaaaaailllll!" Scootaloo sobbed.

"My bank book is in my left saddle bag! I will let you have all of my money if you stop!" Dash pleaded.

BAM!

Scootaloo is heard screaming at the top of his lungs while Dash shouts as well.


HUB!

FOR-!

-TRESS!

2!

PONIES VS PETS!


Penny Ling sits on the top of a building in Manehatten. She watches as the pets dominate the ponies while eating the large cupcake.