Ladies and Gentlemen, please take your seats and enjoy the following feature presentation. We ask at this time that all elcor in the audience please refrain from pheromone-based communication, as this can upset any vorcha and batarian patrons, and being torn apart violently usually offends.
Normandy Entertainment presents a Good Shepard Production of:
Jim Henson's
Muppet Treasure Island
Samantha Traynor as Jenny Hawkins
Commander Illyria Shepard as Long John Silver
Thane Krios as Captain Abraham Smollet
Zaeed Massani as Mister Samuel Arrow
Garrus Vakarian as Squire Trelawney
EDI as Benjamina Gunn
Urdnot Grunt as Sweetums
Kelly Chambers as Clueless Morgan
Kasumi Goto as the voice of Polly Lobster
Jack as Mad Monty
Jeff Moreau as the Great Gonzo
Professor Mordin Solus as Dr David Livesay
Liara T'Soni as Beaker, Livesay's assistant
Jacob Taylor as Dr Teeth
Samara as Zoot
Ashley Williams as Sgt. Floyd Pepper
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy as Janice
Introducing James Vega as Animal
Kenneth Donnelly and Gabriella Daniels as Statler and Waldorf
Special Guest Starring Admiral Steven Hackett as Billy Bones
And Matriach Aethyta as Mrs Bluberidge
In Memory of Kaidan Alenko
A/N: I hope you have enjoyed this romp into silliness with me, and continue to do so for as long as I can keep finding new and inventive ways to butcher both the Mass Effect characters and widely-loved classics of stage and screen as I mash them into each other at speeds not unlike those achieved by the Large Hadron Collider.
This particular chapter is dedicated to Werepanther33, whose reviews in particular have left me laughing, and gave me the particular inspiration for this chapter.
Also, please leave reviews. The more you give, the more you get!
