Merry christmas everyone!

My christmas was overall pretty uneventful but nice I hope you had a nice christmas as well, or just a nice day if your family doesnt celebrate christmas Thanks so much for all the reviews and follows and faves it totally makes writing worth ittttttt!

~NFE

(Edit: TY NoOnis for reviewing all the time! I forgot to fix the spacing issue so hopefully this is better!)


I don't even know about today journal,

I was minding my own business, tidying up my house and working a bit in my cave garden, when a globbing door lord pops into my home followed by Fionna, Cake, BMO, and Bonnibeaux. The creature knocked me down as it jumped out of its floating doorway so I grabbed my axe and swung at it nearly missing. it opened a new door and hopped through it. I growled and went to follow. When the new portal opened, I was hit by sun and my skin boiled. I hissed angrily as Bonnibeaux and Fionna helped me up. "Go on ahead, I'll be right there" and they went. I grabbed my big hat and some long gloves and followed them. There was some giant doors. I floated over to the group as Fi finished reading the magical inscription.

"This door shall yield to no command except a song from a genuine band" she intoned. "What is this griffagrap?" She asked squishing up her face
"It's the door of the door lords" Prince Smarty Pants said," we used to lock them up but they kept breaking out... cuz they're door lords"
I let out a little amused huff at this and examine my nails "they broke out because you let them live"

PG totally grunted at me in anger. It was hilarious. I don't think Fi noticed us getting mad at that point because she just continued.
"Hmmm, door said it'll open for a genuine band. Let's try to music this door open as a quintet!" She said excitedly. Cake was all like "can I be the diva?" What? Whatever. This was my time to shine.

"I know how to get through this door. We're gunna lay down a chill jam"
Fi nodded and made excited noises and I pointed at Gumball "just keep it cool, got that prince?" He got all huffy and pulled off BMO's face plate and started fiddling. To be honest it DID sound pretty cool. Cake said some weird junk and started playing on her dulcimer and Fionna started beat boxing. I flew up in the air and strummed my axe bass.

"La dadadada I'm gonna bury you in the~ ground. La dadadada I'm gonna bury you with my~ sound. I'm gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face I'm gonna-"

"Marshall Lee! That's too distasteful!" Bonnibeaux said all in a tiff looking pissed. That made me angry

"Oh you don't like that? Or do you just not like me?" I yelled. Ok so it was not cool in front of Fi but this guy seriously burns me. I floated up to the top of the wall and played my bass angrily.

"Sorry I don't treat you like a go~od, is that what you want me to do? Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect, like all your little loyal subjects do. Sorry I'm not made of sugar, am I not sweet enough for you? Is that why you always avoid me? That must be such an inconvenience to you. Well, I'm just your problem, I'm just your problem. It's like I'm not even a person, am I? I'm just your problem. Well, I~ shouldn't have to justify what I do and I~ shouldn't have to prove anything to you. Sorry that I exist, I forget what landed me on your black list, but I~ shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you, so why do I want to? Why do I want to... " oops I had forgotten myself in my anger. coming to my senses, I lost my flow. "To bury you in the ground... and drink the blood from your... Ugh stop staring at me like that" I flew close to get in his face, " you threw me off!"

"Come on everybody, don't stop now! The door was responding to our music!" Fi motioned frantically," I don't know what it liked, or what it was missing."
"Well I know what's missing," Cake said sassily, "talent! I'm getting outta here you hacks! Talentless hacks!" And she ran away like a crazy. Cake is crazy. Srsly.

I rolled my eyes "yikes" I say sarcastically.
Fionna gathered everyone (except for cake cuz she ran away like she lost her brains) "maybe to be a genuine band we need to be nicer to each other and hang out as buds." Pinky and I exchange looks and then turn our disgruntled faces toward Fi. Her smile soon has us both smiling back at her. "Let's take a noodle break! Come on it'll help" I float away to get some cooking junk. "No! Wait, don't go too!" She says with what sounds like desperation to me. Part of me hopes it is. I so want her to be desperate for me.

"I'm just gunna go get stuff to cook that"

"Cook?" She already took a bite of the block of noodles. That girl has no brains sometimes. At least she's cute. I float back out of the door with my portable burner and a pot of water.

"I'm back yo! Come here BMO."

Fi suggests a song about noodles. Me and PG exchange looks again and say a firm no. Then we all laugh and tension is gone. We eat and share small talk.
Gummy Butt decides to take lead on the next song, Cake comes back saying some weird junk for her weird role playing kick and then PG tells me some weird science junk. What the stuff is a quaver? Cake still being a weirdo smashes her dulcimer and says more junk and this "blueprint" is making everyone angry. But we all keep going til BMO ends up on fire.

"One more time?" Fi asks

And Prince Gumball blushed super dark pink. Darker than I've ever seen.

"I may have... Um ... Miscalculated"

"Ha! Looks like you're not as perfect as you think. Guess you can't judge me anymore!" I laughed.

He got up in my face "I never said you had to be perfect!"

"Alright, time out dudes" Fi tried to placate. At the moment not even Fionna the human could placate my anger. I spit on Gumball. He flipped out. It was hilarious but then I was sad and.. Embarrassed? Idk he left all huffy.

"Whatever I'm outta here too" If I could cry I probably would have. But I cant so I didn't. Cake said some nonsense and followed us fake crying loudly.

"Cake! Everybody! We can beat the door lord! Together.." Fi sighed and began to sing, quietly clapping out her own beat.
"Everyone, Marshall, Gum. I'm so dumb, I should have just told you. What I lost was a piece of your hair." She was staring at Gumball and I flinched. That stung. She has known him longer, though, and I knew she liked him. " now it's gone, gone forever. But, I guess what does it matter when I just had all of you there. Oh I just had all of you there with me my friends, if you're even my friends," she rested her hand on the door and looked up to see it glowing " you like this?" She whispered and then more loudly "this is what was missing! The truth! " we all turned to look at her and I instinctively started strumming my bass.

"What am I to you?"

This girl in front of me had me dumbstruck. She must have stolen an Angels voice box her singing was amazing.

"Am I your joke, your knight, or your sister? What am I to you? Do you look down on me cuz I'm younger? Do you think that I won't understand? I just wanted us together and to play as a band. Last night was the most fun I've ever had, I even liked it when the two of you would get mad at each other" the rest of them broke out of their stupor and joined in to make the song more whole. " oooo you a~re my best friends in the world. That's ri~ght I'm talking bout the two of you bros, and you Cake! I wanna sing this song to you and I refuse to make it fake." I floated closer and jammed a little harder, joining my voice to hers making a beautiful harmony during certain parts. " what am I to you? Am I your joke, your knight, or your sister, what am I to you? Do you look down on me cuz I'm younger? Do you think that I don't understand? I just wanted us to be together and to play as a band, ill forget that I lost a piece of your hair, ill remember the pasta that we shared over there! O-oh you a~re my best friends in the world. That's ri~ght I'm talking bout the two of you bros, and you Cake!" Me and Peegles start to vocalize in harmony. "I'm gonna sing this song to you and I refuse to make it fake, make no mistake I'm gonna sing a song that feels so real it'll make this do~or break!"

So the door opened and we were taught a lesson about friend ship and we beat up the door lord and got back our stuff. Fi her wad of Gummy Butts hair. Ew. Cake her blankey, BMO it's controller, and then they tried to give me this shirt.

"That's mine! Give me that, that's mine" PG said quickly.

"You kept the shirt I gave you? But you never even wear it."

"I wear it all the time. As pajamas. It's kinda special to me." He blushed. What? Whatever.

Fi noticed I didn't have a thing and I went all giant and chased them all out embarrassed. So what if I just had nothing better to do then listen to Fionna sing all night? It was awesome. Even with PG there.

Marshall Lee