Save the Writer! Ch6

In MIH headquarters, floor 23. The bright light surrounding Lumi fades, revealing... nothing much.

Kaito: "What the hell was that about? You did nothing."

Lumi: "Hey, complain to Wolfie. You know how Misty has the power to turn into mist? I get the power to turn into light. It's good for blinding people, but that's about it, and it seems these girls managed to close their eyes in time."

Meiko: "Great, everybody role initiative."

Turn order: Yf Rogue, Yf Cleric, Yf Wizard, Yf Fighter, Kaito, Meiko, Lumi, Misty.

Kaito: "Wait, Misty?"

Misty: "Yup! I jumped through a plot-hole."

Meiko: "A plot-hole?"

Misty: "Yes, don't ask. Anyway, I brought you these." Chucks a blue bracelet at Kaito, and a red one at Meiko.

Kaito:"What the heck are these?"

Misty: "Just put the damn thing on and start singing something!"

Meiko: "Change me!" A red light surrounds her, and when it fades, Meiko is wielding two empty sake bottles, and her clothes have gained several studs.

Kaito: "Um... Cantarella..."

His bracelet glows with a blue aura, which rises up, and takes the form of Wolfie... a very angry Wolfie.

Image of Wolfie: "Kaito! That was a bad move!"

The bracelet flies off Kaito's arm, and ends up on Misty's.

Misty: "I get this one? Cool!"

Image of Wolfie: "Seeing as you helped Miku out last chapter, you can have it. Now..." Disappears back into the bracelet.

Misty: "Okay, now what should I sing to start this up?"

Voice of Wolfie: Speaking from the bracelet, "Just use the emergency override button."

Misty: "You installed an emergency override button?"

Voice of Wolfie: "Only on your one because, let's face it, I couldn't trust Kaito not to screw up."

Misty: "Fair enough. Now let's kick some ass!"

YfRogue: "Actually, we all get to go first, and you're flat-footed."

Meiko: "Actually, by transforming, I got an initiative bonus of +20. So add that on... I think I get to go first." Runs up to the rogue, and hits with both bottles.

YfR takes 2d6+4 damage. YfR's turn, attacks Meiko, inflicts d6+2 damage.

Misty: "This could take a while."


Miku: Dodging a fist as the giant troll attacks, "Okay, any bright ideas?"

Luka: Jumping to the side of one of the monster's feet. "I dunno. Oh, and by the way, your hair's gone back to green, instead of black. I wonder how that happened."

Miku: "Continuity error from last chapter. Look carefully, and I'm a teal blur, not a black one."

Luka: "So it's just because Wolfie made a mistake?"

Miku: "Yeah, I mean, he might now work it into a plot point, but it started off as a mistake."

Actually, I've been working on that Miku, and have worked it into a plot point which you'll be rather glad of.

Miku: Dodging again, "Well you'd better tell me quickly, or I won't be able to be glad for very long."

Well, you see, as mentioned earlier, your bracelet, unlike the others I might add, has the ability to evolve, enabling you to use more powerful attacks etcetera. Your hair changing colour was the signal for that.

Miku: "So you're telling me that I can get something better than a gun the size of my body?"

Yes, that's about the size of it.

Miku: "Okay then, what song?"

Take a guess.

Miku: "Erm... Love is War?"

The familiar green light surrounds Miku. This time, when it fades, the gun is still strapped to her arm, but her clothes and hair are back to normal, and her eyes are glowing a deep red. In her free hand, she holds a megaphone. She looks up at the troll, and grins an evil grin.

Luka: "Oh, shit."


Meanwhile, millions of miles away... people are being shot for excessively referencing a certain abridged series... oh, and some stuff's happening to Rin and Len...

Key of Anime and Gaming: "Oh~ Len, the perverts here are scary!"

Rin: "Hey, hands off my boy!"

Key: "He may be your brother, but that far from makes him yours!"

Rin: "Well he damn well is!"

Key: "Oh, do you have a receipt?"

Rin: "I don't need one! He's mine! He even has my name written on his label!"

Key: "You put a label on him?"

Rin: "Yes dammit!"

Len: "Do I get any say in this matter?"

Key & Rin: "No!"

Len: "Pity, I'd choose Rin anyway."

Key: "But she abuses you the whole time, and virtually rapes you!

Len: "Precisely."

Key: "What? Are you a masochist or something?"

Len: "No, but I love her enough not to mind her repeated beatings, and abuse, and borderline-rape."

Rin: "I'm not sure whether that statement made me happy or not."

Len: "Please just take it as a compliment. Please! I don't want to be beaten again!"

Key: "You really love her that much?"

Len: "Yeah, why else would I stick it through all the stuff she does to me... well, the sex is good..."

Rin: "Le~n, would you like me to push you into the hole you just dug for yourself, or do you want to dig it deeper?"

Len: "Eeek!"


Derrick: "Finally! I've hacked into your laptop!"

Wolfie: "You mean you finally found the 'on' button."

Derrick: "Hey, let me have my moment before dashing it, please!"

Wolfie: "Now you just have to hack through the ridiculous security that I installed for a laugh. Never thought it would actually come in useful."

Derrick: "Great, well I'd better get started... ah, the first password."

Wolfie: "You'll never guess it."

Derrick: "Hm..." Typing as he speaks, "M-i-k-u-i-s-a-w-e-s-o-m-e. Enter."

The screen flashes up, "Password recognised."

Wolfie: "As I said, I didn't think I'd ever actually need the security."

Derrick: "Okay, the next password... M-i-k-u-i-s-h-o-t. Enter!"

"Password incorrect."

Wolfie: "Phew, one you won't guess."

Derrick: "Oh really? Recovery questions time!"

Wolfie: "Let's leave that for next chapter..."

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