SariSpy56: We're back in the House of Awesome and it seems that Chris' werewolf problems were now solved thanks to the sunlight liquid that Tails found earlier.
Gordon: And it seems that we won't have to hear another story from a certain bunny freak named Cream.
Cream: Is that an insult Mr. Gibbles?
Gordon: I don't know. Is it to you bunny freak?
Just then, Amy gets angry at Gordon.
Amy: You take that back Gordie! That wasn't very nice to a nice, young girl like Cream here!
Gordon: Make me pink weirdo.
So Amy got out of her seat and uses her Piko-Piko hammer to knock Gordon out cold.
Amy: Take that you bully!
Brad: There's no way I'm going to mess with her for a long time. She's a wildcat!
Amy: What was that Bradley?
Brad: Nothing Amy. You're sweet as a rose.
Amy: Okay then.
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Camera
Amy: It seems that almost most of the guys in Mellowbrook (minus Kick, Gunther, Wade, Magnus, Billy, Rock, Boom, Grandpa Archie and Harold) are really mean. They have like no respects at all to anyone. The next time they insult someone, they'll get a beating from Amy Rose the Hedgehog! Mark my words!
There was a knock at the door.
?: Yo Amy! Are you done here?
Amy: Yes Knuckles. Why?
Knuckles: Cause I got a confession here to make after Brad beat me up to a pulp earlier!
Amy: Since when did Brad beat you up?
Knuckles: I'll tell you all about it later. SariSpy56 and Chris are going to introduce another guest any minute now.
End Amy's camera
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Begin Knuckle's camera
Knuckles: Brad is so going to pay for beating me up for like no reason! I wish that I was a werehog so that I can scare him until he wets himself.
?: You mean WereEchidna Knuckles.
Knuckles: Yeah, yeah whatever Silver.
Silver: Are you done here? I want to go pee really badly after I drank like 20 cans of Cheetah Chug in one day!
Knuckles: This isn't the washroom Silver! It's the confession room.
Silver: Oh sorry. *hic*
Knuckles: Have you been drinking alcohol again Silver?
Silver: No .*hic* I drank 20 Cheetah Chugs instead.
Knuckles: TWENTY!
End Knuckle's camera
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Begin Silver's camera 10 minutes later
Silver: Man that feels good and I just have one thing to say to all of you out there.
There was an awkward silence and then...
Silver: BURP!
?: WOW! Someone must've ate a lot of Lingonberries today.
Silver: No Gunther. I drank 20 Cheetah Chugs instead of Lingonberries.
Gunther: Oh okay then.
End Silver's camera
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SariSpy56: Now without further ado, we would like to introduce our next guest, Phoenix-LOL!
The crowd applause as Phoenix-LOL makes while her theme song "Only Girl in the World" by Rihanna plays in the background. Her hair is medium length and black. Her eyes are dark brown and there are sliver hoops in her ears. She's wearing a white t-shirt, black skinny jeans tucked into black leather boots and a black half jacket.
Phoenix-LOL: Hey. How's it going?
SariSpy56: It's going pretty well here. Chris had a werewolf problem and we sorta cured him right after Cream's story is finished. Most of the guests are kinda freaked out at this.
Phoenix-LOL: Wow.
Amy: So Phoenix-LOL, what's your story about?
Phoenix-LOL: Wow my first real Kick Buttowski fanfiction ever. How do I begin? First of all thanks to Sarispy56 and Chris Nest for the invitation to stake my claim of territory. This story is similar to the popular legend of Robin hood, with my own twists.
The Adventures of Kick Hood and his Merry Men (which has been rejected by a member known as Kendall Perkins): Part 1
Once upon a time in a land far away there existed a large forest. This land was lush and had many trees standing over one hundred feet tall. The forest itself had a natural mellowness to it and it inspired many who traveled through it to write poetry and song. So, it was called the Mellowood forest.
Now in this forest nested to a rather large, calm stream there was a small village, surprisingly named Mellowbrook. In it were the loyal and happy subjects of King Mark. He had no wife; for she died of a terrible fever. However he did have two daughters, Lady Katrina and Maid Guinevere. This man was a good king, wise as well as strong, and in his reign the villages lived prosperously.
That all changed when King received a message from a neighboring kingdom. The sacred tablet of laws created by the forefathers of their country had been stolen by barbarians, and they requested his help to recover it. The king, who had a large heart for preserving history, agreed. While he gathered his armies, he pondered who should rule his kingdom in his absence. His first thought was his eldest daughter, 12 year old Lady Katrina. Katrina was a beautiful and kind woman however she had no experience ruling a kingdom. She was mostly away courting other princes to expand his wealth and power. The next person was young 8 year old Maid Guinevere. That option was plausible for Guinevere had spent most of her time in the throne room, listing an aiding in the debates. On the other hand, she was still a child, and the king enjoyed to see her walking in the garden, staring at the clouds and laughing. To take her childhood away would be devastating to her, even if she would never admit it. So the time came when King Mark to begin his crusade, he stood on the high balcony gazing down at hundreds of people who gathered in the courtyard. He cleared his throat.
"My people, citizens of Mellowbrooke. The time has come for me to begin my journey far across the land to retrieve the lost relics of time. It may be a long time for my return and I refuse to leave you all in incapable hands. So, it is my decree that Prince Gordon Gibbles!"
The audience began to murmur about the announcement. Gordon, their king? He was a hated, selfish and rude boy, how would they survive? A young boy, listening intensely under his mother's grasp, her eyes gleamed sadness as she took the hand of her husband. A four year old toddler female in her arms, whimpered and hugged her mother's neck.
The time did not pass in the people's favor. Four troubling years had passed since the coronation of the King Gordon, now 13. He seemed to treat the people right, passing good laws and stopping crime. However it was only time before he became corrupt with his new power. Villagers feared the day when he raised the taxes, which he did often. He taxed the heart and soul out of the people. When most people couldn't pay, they took their property; and when they had nothing else, they went to jail.
This was the sad case of a family this morning. The frail mother screamed as soldiers dragged her away, begging them to leave her two sons alone. Her cries fell on deaf ears as the large men chained all four of them and lead them toward the dark, dank and miserable prison. A young boy was standing by the jail gates as this happened. He was around the age of 11, a pale boy wearing blue jacket and pants. His eyes, glistened with worry as he took to his heels, running toward Mellowood forest. After a decent thirty minutes had past, the boy arrived at a dark cave, disguised by a glistening waterfall. He crawled through the entrance, careful to avoid the sharp crags that stuck out, and reached the sunlight on the other side. In this hideaway, he lived with a group of kids his age, fighting back against the horrible treatment by the false-king. Some of these men included Christopher, the spy known as Mouth; Ronaldo, 'Wacky' Jackie, Kendall, and many more. They were formally known as the Merry Men (much to Kendall's rejection), lead by their fearless and determined leader, Kick Hood, shortened to Kick.
"Kick! I just watched the Russells being lead off." He said, sending a salute to the boy sitting, watching the fire. He was rather short for the 12 year old he was, deep blue eyes a green jumpsuit, boots and helmet.
"That was the fourth family this week! How much longer must this continue?" the girlish voice of Kendall rang out in sadness as she sat beside Jackie, trying and failing to teach her how to mend clothes.
"Until he gets what he wants, money." Mouth spit disgustedly at the grass pretending it was Gordon's face.
"When do we move? We've tries to mismanaged things things here and there but it's no use! We're useless." Ronaldo paced angrily across the grassed field.
"Now, all of you listen." Kick's voice developed voice boomed across the group.
He rose to stand on the rock he was sitting on, forming a make-shift podium.
"We are not useless. Whenever we have the chance, we rob Prince Gibbles of his stolen money and give it back to the poor. We have evaded soldiers in these woods for three years, us! Don't you all remember why your here? Your stolen families, those who betrayed you for their own, greedy wants. We save many people from that fate each day. Someday, King Mark will return and the phony king of Mellowbrooke will get what's coming for him."
Kick closed his eyes, letting his words sink into those around him. Kick could understand their troubles, four years ago he watched the King make that decree that changed his life. For a while, his family could pay the high taxes, but the time came when they had nothing else left. One night he was out passed curfew, visiting Gunther who was also struggling to make ends meet. They had decided to use Kick's skateboard as a way to generate extra revenue for their families.
Walking up the dirt road, Kick gasped in horror to see his older brother, Brad, lead soldiers into his house. The metal men came out a few minutes later pushing his father, mother and 5 year old sister out into iron prison carriage. They handed Brad a bag looked to be filled with coins. Kick's father had organized a small rebellion against the prince and his mother had been nursing those been kicked out of their homes. The 'King' offered a $1,000 reward to anyone who could give information about the rebels. Kick heart sank and he froze when the realization hit him - Brad had sold them out! He betrayed all of us, that... that loser! With his head swirling and tears coming to his eyes, he ran into the woods. Soon more people followed his tragedy, their families fighting to stay alive, giving up each other. So in their loss they bonded together to stay strong. One day things will be normal, he thought, one day. Out of a small path, Kyle came running up his mouth going off.
"Kick, there's a stranger headed up the way and they seem to be friends of the king."
Kick let out a sly grin, "Show time."
To be continued.
SariSpy56: Wow. It looks like we've have a cliffhanger here just like Ashurea4's clip about Kick's emotional fear eh fellas?
Everyone except Gordon nod.
Gordon: Worst story EVER!
Chris: "Gordon for the last time shut up."
Gordon: "No you idiotic loser!"
Chris: "Just take your seat, some fan of yours brought you cake."
Gordon: "Cake sweet."
Gordon walked over to his table and sat down.
Flames go out of the seat sending Gordon to the ceiling. I walk over to the table and take a bite of the cake.
Chris: "That's payback for calling me idiotic."
Gordan groans.
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Meanwhile, Luigi is coming up a good story to tell later on and jotting down notes when Daisy walks by.
Daisy: Whatcha doing Luigi?
Luigi: Coming up a good story to tell, but sadly I don't have a good one.
Daisy: Why don't you tell a parody story just like Protector of Men Roy did with Ghost Rider.
Luigi: You mean tell a story that is like in the movies?
Daisy: Yep.
Luigi: You're a genius Daisy!
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Camera
Luigi: This is awesome! Luigi likes it! I wonder which movie shall I tell with a few twists of my own? I wonder?
There was a knock at the door.
?: Is this the bathroom cause I want to throw up really badly here?
Luigi: No. It's the confession room Bowser. The washroom's 3 rooms down the hall. What did you eat anyway?
Bowser: 1 billion Lingonberries from the Norse boy and 50 cans of Cheetah Chug.
Luigi: Oh crud that's a lot! Do you know which movie I can tell with a few twists of my own cause I got nothing?
Bowser: Have you watched the new PIXAR movie "Cars 2"?
Luigi: Yeah. It was really AWESOME!
Bowser: So tell them that movie in your own version then.
Luigi: Thanks! You're a genius!
End camera
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SariSpy56: Well we have a few minutes before we wrap things up so let us show you a never-before-seen clip on Silver's date with Blaze the Cat in downtown Toronto!
Silver: Uh-oh!
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Clip
Silver and Blaze are looking at the ancient artifacts at the Royal Ontario Museum. There were some great artifacts and ancient history behind all of them.
Blaze: Those ancient artifacts are so fascinating. What do you think Silver?
Silver: They're really good actually.
Blaze: Okay then. Let's go see the Egyptian exhibit and take a look at the Kickankhamun history section. I've heard a lot of interesting things about him.
Silver: You mean the part where he was murdered by a fat man who is actually Giovanni, the guy who used to like Kick's school teacher Ms. Fitzpatrick or whatever her name is and is incredibly rich?
Blaze: Mmm Hmm. How would you know that?
Silver: Gunther told me about it.
Blaze: I see. Now I know this is your first time in the Royal Ontario Museum so whatever you do, don't touch anything.
Silver: Don't worry. I won't touch them.
But Silver accidentally broke a Greek Vase by swinging his hand. Just then, the alarm went off.
Blaze: Please tell me that wasn't you?
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Later, Silver and Blaze are at a local cafe where Wade (who happens to work here) takes their orders.
Blaze: I'll take DietCoke and a salad bowl please.
Wade: Alright my lady. And you silver dude?
Silver: I'll have 20 cans of Cheetah Chug and a Lingonberry Pie please!
Wade: Are you sure you want 20 of them? You could get sick.
Silver: Yes I want 20 of them! Cheetah Chug is AWESOME!
Wade: What's up with him?
Blaze: It's his first time here in Toronto.
Wade: I see. I'll get your orders in a few minutes. Wait right here.
A few minutes later, Wade is bringing Blaze's order and giving them to her. Silver looks a bit impatient.
Silver: Where's mine?
Wade: One of the waiters will be coming with your order soon bro.
Another few minutes later, one of the waiters brought Silver's order. All of the 20 Cheetah Chugs were place in a cart and so is the Lingonberry Pie.
Waiter: Enjoy your meals.
After the waiter and Wade left, Silver quickly drank 10 Cheetah Chugs and half of the Lingonberry Pie.
Blaze: Slow down Silver. You might choke yourself.
But Silver didn't. He did the same for the next half until Silver quickly pukes on Ms. Chicarelli who is sitting next to him.
Ms. Chicarelli: AH! You troublemaking furball! You puked all over me! I'm outta here!
As Ms. Chicarelli leaves the cafe, Blaze had a feeling that something is wrong with Silver.
Blaze: We've gotta get you to the hospital Silver.
To be continued.
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SariSpy56: Well that's it folks, but we'll show you the other part next time and until then, STAY AWESOME!
