Disclaimer: I do not own the inhabitants of Hueco Mundo.
The judges were currently eating biscuits (with the exception of Miyuki who was eating pocky, again). "Uh, Miyuki really likes her pocky doesn't she," Aizen stated, "just like Ulquoirra must have his fruit chews."
"That I did not need to know," Akki said. "IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT ACT!!" yelled Gin, shocking the judges, "YAMMY AND HALIBEL DOING THE TANGO!!"
"Oh My God, the trash could dance," Ulquoirra noted, initially shocked by this new piece of information.
Yammy and Halibel came out, and the first reaction was a mixture of laughter and woots. The woots being for Halibel, who was wearing one very uh, yeah, nice dress and the laughter being at Yammy, who was wearing a very unflattering tuxedo. The music started, then…
"OUCH! Yammy you imbecile, you stepped on my foot," snapped Halibel.
"Sorry," replied Yammy.
"OUCH!"
"Sorry,"
"OUCH!"
"Sorry,"
"How long do you think this is going to go on for?" asked Miyuki, still muching away at her pocky. Aizen chuckled to himself, thinking that the way Miyuki ate her pocky was cute. "What's so funny?" she demanded. "You look cute eating like that," he replied. "Well, will you still think the way I eat is cute if i rip off your head and feed it to Rabid Monkeys then take the remains and shove them up your big fat hairy ass," Miyuki replied in a sugar coated voice. "Uhhhh,"
"My thoughts exactly,"
"So, Morubi, wanna bet?" asked Akki.
"Sure, I say that Halibel beats the shit out of Yammy after this,"
"Well, I say he steps on her feet at least 6 times then she beats the shit out of him,"
"You're on,"
No sooner had this bet been put in place, but after the sixth time, Halibel did beat the shit out of Yammy.
"Uh, yeah, comments?" asked Gin.
Aizen: O.O
Tousen: For the love of justice…
Akki: YEAH! GO HALIBEL!!
Morubi: Dammit! I lost the bet.
Miyuki: (innocently eating pocky)
Gin: Uh…
As for the scores…
Aizen: 5
Tousen: 1
Akki: 10
Morubi: 1
Miyuki: 7
Gin: 5
Total: 29
"Uh, commercial break," said Gin.
Meanwhile in Urahara's shop…
"DAMMIT! THAT WAS BETTER THAN THE OTHERS, SHOULD'VE BEEN STRAIGHT TENS!!" yelled Ichigo. "Uh.. You do know that we are supposed to be fighting against these guys," stated Urahara. "DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!" Ochigo yelled. Everyone else just stared in silence.
a/n: SOORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A WHILE!! Yeah, I've decided to put Ichigo in here, because like my friend Kill a Jerk, I think he's an idiot.
Ichigo: I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!O(&(
LL2P: Uh, you just proved that you are an idiot.
Byee
