Akuma: Hey and we're back!!
Toshiro: How do I get this freakin chain off?!?!
Ichigo: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!
Akuma: What am I going to do with these people.
Mafuyu: *sweat drops* Uhh. Is he straight?!
Akuma: No, no he isn't.
Sasha: I knew it.
Akuma: Everyone knew. You're so slow.
Sasha: Shut up.
Akuma: Ok then.
Daisuke: YOU NEVER INVITE SOI FON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akuma: If I do next chapter, will you be happy?
Daisuke: YES!!!!!
Akuma: She might kill me for all the things I have already done to Yoruichi.
Yoruichi: Don't worry, she can't hurt me so I'll protect you.
Akuma: Thanks Yoruichi-san. Oh! And we have a surprise visitor.
Yoruichi: I know who it is.
Daisuke: Tell us!!
Akuma: I can't give it away.
Everyone except Yoruichi: WHY NOT!!!
Akuma: Because you have to guess it. Why don't you tell us a hint mystery person??
??: well I'm skilled at the sword.
Daisuke: That can be anyone from the Soul Society!!
Akuma: Ok, give us another hint mystery person!
??: I'm from Negima.
Negi & Asuna: WE KNOW WHO IT IS!!
Akuma: Great now shush!!
Daisuke: It's Setsuna-chan.
Akuma: Dang it!! How did you know!!
Daisuke: I'm a big fan of Negima.
Akuma: Oh yeah.
Mayuri: Why did I have to come here??
Akuma: BECAUSE I SAID SO!! I HATE THAT QUESTION SOO MUCH!!!
Nemu: Please try to resist yourself from yelling at Mayuri-sama.
Akuma: Fine!
Aizen: This house is very simple yet amazing. It is much chaotic here than at Inu-san's place.
Gin: This place is fun!!
Ginrei: *mad* Yoruichi-san. It seems you have moved on from my son to… this hooligan.
Akuma: *vein pops* CALL ME A HOOLIGAN ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL POP YOUR HEAD OFF!!
Yoruichi: Akuma-kun stop it. *licks* Calm down please. Ginrei-dono, your son was too boring, I had to move on.
Akuma: Byakuyabo's dad?
Yoruichi: No his uncle. He was too stuck up.
Akuma: TAKE THAT LOSER!!
Yoruichi: Now Akuma.
Akuma: Hai, hai.
Sakura: This is awkward.
Naruto: How?
Sakura: We're the only Naruto characters.
Sasuke: I could care less.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun, you're too mean.
Sasuke: STOP CALLING ME THAT!! I'M NO LONGER ON YOUR SIDE!!
Momo: Too… Many… fangirls…
Toshiro: I have a bad feeling about this.
Akuma: *sits down* CUT OFF THEIR HEADS!!!!!
Toshiro: Stop encouraging her!
Momo: ICHIGO!!!! SNAP, TOBIUME!!!!!!!!!
Ichigo: CRAPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akuma: That's all the characters right? Ok on to our reviewers!! First up is AnimeLuver4everandevr.
Momo: It's her!!!!
Toshiro: Oh shit.
Toushi-chan, if you must know. I get them from Isshin, and buy them myself.
Toshiro: So THAT'S where she get's them. No wonder they're so perverted.
Ichigo, you really want more outfits? Okay! -shows him to a big closet with any type of costume/cosplay he says- Everything is all sexy like! ^_^
Ichigo: Hehehehehehehehe. So many to choose from. I choose that sexy kitty outfit you used to seduce Grimmjow, maybe a cheerleader outfit but the skirt has to be extra small, and I want to keep the other ones. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Toshiro: Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay... Time for things!
1) Mayuri, why is Nemu' skirt short?
Mayuri: Who knows. I gave her a regular Shinigami outfit, and then one day she came back from a mission with that abomination she calls clothes.
2) Momo-chan, get over Aizen! He is a traitor! Gin is a good guy... I think! Plus, how do you feel when YukiHime(Toushiro) ws with Ichi?
Momo: *vein pops* Bankai.
Toshiro: WHEN DID SHE LEARN BANKAI!!!!!!!
Momo: *chases Toshiro but Bankai runs out* DAMN IT!!! I FORGT I DON'T HAVE A BANKAI!!!!!
Everyone: *falls to floor*
3) Sas-UKE and Naruto... shall be together! ^_^
Akuma: Why are you putting Emphasis on the uke. *few minutes later* Oh I get it now!! Uke!! Haha your funny.
Sasuke: Wow your slow.
Akuma: Shut up! I'll put you in the nice box.
Sasuke: NO!! ANYTHING BUT THE NICE BOX!!!
Akuma: Then Shut up!!
Yoruichi: I'll do what he says.
Sasuke: Hai. And no we shall not be together.
Naruto: It could happen.
Sasuke: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT IT?! WE'RE GUYS!!
Naruto: Yeah you're right.
4) Sakura-chan, sorry but its obvious that those two love eachother. First stage is denial!
Sakura: No they won't and I'm not in denial.
5) Aizen... -draws sword- I SHOULD FRICKEN KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN MANGA CHAPTER 392! THAT WAS A DICK MOVE! -points sword to throat- You better hang yourself or there will be torture!
Aizen: Hey, I'm not proud of it.
Momo: Yeah right!! *two hours later*
Aizen: *shocked*
Akuma: I never knew she had such a colorful vocabulary.
Toshiro: Me neither.
Aizen: *still shocked*
6) Gin... I guess your okay. You and Rangiku belong together.
Gin: How many people are going to say that??
7) Akuma... your a guy... and you love yaoi? first time I heard that!
Akuma: Ok first of all, if you read it, Daisuke said that. And Daisuke is a major pervert. He won't care if it's yaoi, or yuuri (lesbian hentai)
Daisuke: YEAH I DO!!! I ONLY LIKE REGULAR HENTAI!!
Akuma: You keep telling yourself that buddy.
8) I dare Ichigo to keep n torturing his lil YukiHime withthe costumes and taking pics!
Ichigo: Yes!!
Toshiro: NO!!!!!!!!
9) Give me the tape! I would love to see!~(talkin' to Ichi)
Ichigo: Her you go. I put camera's everywhere so you can see every view of it.
10) I dare Sasuke and Naruto to make-out for 5 minutes.
Naruto: Sure.
Sasuke: NO WAY IN HE- *gets cut off by Naruto's lips* *muffles* HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akuma: Finally some torture. *gets popcorn* Want some Negi??
Negi: Yay!! Popcorn!!
11) Question for Akuma... well a request. Can you invite Kusaka, Renji, and Hisagi? Please?
Akuma: Sure! It'll be awesome for them to come!!
That all! Awesome chappy once again! -puts more food in room-
Akuma: Than-
Rukia: Chappy?!?!?! Where?!?!?!?!
Akuma: Again! She meant chapter!!
Rukia: *starts sulking and goes back*
Akuma: Sheesh! Ok next is French Girl satsubatsu
Me: Yo!
T.B: Okay.
Me: Questions!
T.B: One word why?
Me: Because!
T.B: No comment.
Me: Questions:
Toshiro, would you stab Momo with all your might?
Believe me you will!
Toshiro: NO WAY IN HELL WILL I EVER DO THAT!!! And I already know I do that in the Manga, but I didn't mean to!! Aizen tricked me!!
Ichigo, Are you liking your time with Toshiro?
Ichigo: HELLZ YEAH!!! I GET TO TORTURE HIM, LUV HIM, SQUEEZE HIM, SHOVE MY **** INTO HIS ***, AND HAVE FUN WITH HIM.
Toshiro: *goes into emo corner and starts crying* Why me?!?!
Momo: You've upset Shiro-chan!!!!!!!! *starts chasing Ichigo* Hado number 31, Shakaho!!
Ichigo: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matsuùoto, How do you feel about your Taicho and Ichigo? Do you have any pictures?
Matsumoto: I'm really upset, but yeah! I got whole bunch of pictures!!
Toshiro: How'd you get that?!?!
Matsumoto: Ichigo-kun traded me this for an uke-slave costume.
Toshiro: *goes back to emo corner*
Gin, Do you think that Matsumoto will kill you durring the chapter?
Gin: Yes.
Matsumoto: Damn straight.
Aizen, how did you stand Momo all these years?
Aizen: I didn't. Remember, it could've been me or an illusion! But it was me and I liked her.
Momo: Cut the crap Aizen!
Matsumoto: Wow, you really have moved on.
Daisuke, How are you?
Daisuke: *too busy watching Hentai* That's nice.
Momo, I hate you with all my might and you will suffer!
Momo: Right back at you.
T.B: And now the Dares.
Me: Dares!
T.b: Yes one word.
Me: Meanie!
T.B: So I'm part of you. You should stop insulting yourself.
Me: Dares:
Momo, I dare you to spend the day with obsesive Fan Girls that love Toshiro and Hateyou! Oh! And by the way I'm their leader, MWAHAHAHAHA!
Momo: FANGIRLS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan girls: Leave Toshi-chan alone!!
Matsumoto, conveice everybody to play the bottle!
Matsumoto: *convinces everyone except Akuma*
Yoruichi: Come on Akuma-kun. *licks* It'll be fun.
Akuma: *get's turned on* Ok.
*after an hour of playing spin the bottle, the bottle always points at Daisuke and Hideyoshi is next to him*
Daisuke: How?!
Yoshii: Daisuke must die.
Daisuke: Don't need to get that far little man.
Yoshii: Don't call me little man. *flips Daisuke*
Daisuke: you're pretty strong. *gets into fight*
Akuma: Cool. We haven't had a fight in a long time.
Setsuna: I want to go back to Inu-kun.
Akuma: Please stay here. *Licks cheek*
Setsuna: I-I guess I can stay.
Yoruichi: Why?!
Akuma: Come on this is pay back, after all you did hug… I forgot who it was. If anyone remembers, please tell me. You did hug the person naked.
Yoruichi: Fine.
Akuma: *thinks* Don't kill me Inu-san!!
T.B That's all Folks.
Me: BYE!
Akuma: Ok bye!! Ok next is-
Setsuna: Can I say it?
Akuma: Sure.
Setsuna: Ok next is babygaaralover.
BGL:I HAVE RETURNED!MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Toushiro: bad lil shiro you do not tickle the author, your punishment will come soon. (glares evily)
Toshiro: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
Akuma: Because it's a bad feeling, duh.
Toshiro: Thank you captain obvious.
Akuma: Toshiro can't take jokes, Shiro can't take jo-okes.
Toshiro: Shut up!!
Ichigo: here is a a bag of feathers, and strawerry syrup, use them how you please!
Ichigo: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I know how to use the feathers and strawberry syrup!!
Akuma: Sorry toushiro managed to get the father, here you can put him this. (gives him stocks) THese were used back in sometime to Torture crimilas. You pu the feet threw the botom to holes, and the hands in the top two.
Akuma: I think this would go best with Ichigo. Here.
Ichigo: Yes!! *ties Toshiro's arms and legs, then strips of his clothes* You look so kawaii!!
Toshiro: *blushes immensely* Why in public?!
Ichigo: Because I need to punish you. *puts electric fence around them so Momo can't get in*
Momo: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisuke: YAY! YOU LIKE ME HERE HAVE CAKE!
Daisuke: YAY!!
Yuroichi: you really like akuma don't you?
Yoruichi: Not to sound cruel and all, but what gave you the idea, me having sex with him a lot or me licking him?
Mafuyu: do like Sasha?
Mafuyu: Y-yes. *blushes*
Sasha: *shock*
Sasha: BRING IT ON GIRLIE MAN! (Has double bladed sythe on shoulder)
Sasha: Ahh another scythe user, well bring it on. Mafuyu!
Mafuyu: Mmm. *pulls off top*
Sasha: *Sucks breasts and finishes* Thank you. *begins to fight*
Matsumoto: Why do you squich Toushiro with your boobs?
Matsumoto: Because it's fun to get Taicho mad. Hehe.
Yoshi: HI!
Yoshii: HALLO!
Hideyoshii: What's up?
Hideyoshi: Nothin much.
Hirako: whoa are you agian?
Hirako: I hate not being known.
Akuma: Well you are in only a few episodes.
Azien: I HATE YOU BASTARD!
Aizen: Thank you.
Gin: WHY? WHY DO LEAVE? YOU HAVE MATSUMOTO AND TOUSHIRO TO TAKE OF!
Gin: Because Aizen told me to come and if I didn't then he would kill me. I would've liked to stay.
Ginrei: Just how old are you and where are you now?
Ginrei: I'm not telling.
Momo: Azien doesn't love you, and Toushiro is now with Ichi How do feel??
Momo: *vein pops and fiery aura around her* What did she say?!?!?!
Akuma: Someone hold her back!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Toshiro holds back*
Mayuri: You scare me!!
Mayuri: *starts crying* No one has ever told me that! I am sooo happy!
Nemu: how many copies of you are there?
Nemu: Just one, me.
Sakura: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU ALMOST GOT YOURELF KILLED!
Sakura: I was thinking I was strong enough, clearly I was wrong.
Naruto: are you bi? if so would you kiss gaara?
Naruto: I am not bi!
Akuma: Then why did you kiss Sasuke?
Naruto: Sasuke is different!!
Akuma: How so?
Naruto: We've known each other for a long time!!
Akuma: You are stupid. He left you guys!!
Saske: DUCK BUTT HEAD YOU SUCK!
Sasuke: Thank you.
Negi:YOUR SO CUTE! (hugs him)
Negi: *blushes* Thank you.
Asuna: Don't touch him!! *tries to pry her off*
Asuna: do you thin of Negi as a little brother?
Asuna: N-yes.
Negi: Really?!
Asuna: Yes
BGL: DARE TIME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Momo: give up on azien
Momo: I have.
Azien: go die
Aizen: Not likely.
Gin: open your eyes, I'm very curiose
Gin: My eyes are already open but really slightly.
Akuma: Yeah, how else would he see?
Naruto: go one hour with out thinking about ramen
Naruto: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mayuri: make a drinkable truth seirume
Mayuri: Finally fun!! *makes 15 boteles and makes everyone but Nemu drink it*
Akuma: I ate the last cookie!!
Daisuke: I peek at Soi Fon and masturbate to her!!
Akuma: Disgusting dude.
Daisuke: Don't know what's happening!!!
Aizen: I slept with Momo!!!
Momo: Aizen!! You said you won't tell anyone!! Also I had sex with Shiro-chan 155 times!!
Toshiro: You counted?!
Momo: Yes.
Toshiro: I kinda enjoy this abuse! No I don't! Mine is a lie serum!!
Ichigo: I once had sex with Toshiro, nonstop, for 2 hours!!
Akuma: That's disgusting dude.
Negi: Once I get older (yes I did read further into manga) I had sex with Asuna-san!
Asuna: I lobe Negi-kun! Shut up!! What am I saying!!
Hirako: I Made love to Hiyori once! Shut up!! *bangs head repeatedly*
Yoruichi: I took Pictures of me and Akuma have sex!!
Akuma: Really?!?!
Yoruichi: *blushes* Yes.
Akuma: I'm sad.
Sasha: I slept with Mafuyu!!
Mafuyu: I was raped by the Qwaser of Gold!!
Sasha: Now I have a bigger reason to kill him!
Sasuke: I slept with my brother!! Oh DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
Akuma: Isn't that illegal?
Sasuke: He never liked to follow the rules.
Sakura: I peeked at Kakashi in a bath!!
Naruto: I… I… I'm becoming a father!!!!
Akuma: *wide eyed and in shock*
Daisuke: Yeah he's out.
Yoshii: Me and Hideyoshi had sex!!
Akuma: You guys are underage!!
Yoshi and Hideyoshi:*in shock*
Ginrei: Nothing.
Toushiro: drink the truth seirume, now Who do love??
Toshiro: MOMO!!!! *struggles to get out*
Ichigo: *in shock*
Akuma: I'll get you out. *breaks chain*
Toshiro: *grabs Momo and brings her to room.*
Momo: Toshiro!! Toshiro!! Shiro-chan!!!!
Akuma: Wow.
BGL: thats all for me!
Ryonuske: What are doing?
BGL: asking questions and writting dares
Ryonuske: (reads) WHAT THEY HELL YOU GAVE HIM MY STOCKS!
BGL: Quit whinning or I won't make that story about you and Zoro
Ryonuske: ( goes and cowers in a cowner)
BGL: thats better, thats just on of my characters, he has a crush on zoro from One Piece. Bye for now.
Akuma: Ok bye!! Next up is a new reviewer, second etapa.
HI GUYS!!
Akuma: Hallo!
Poor Toshiro. Here is a Ichigo-away ring. while you wear it, Ichigo can´t come closer than 5 feet from you, or he will be sent crashing to the wall/ceiling. It also can´t be removed through external influence, meaning that noone can remove it. It also can´t be destroyed by any type of weapon or attack. But before this * destroys the chains connecting Ichigo and Toshiro *. You should be thankful for this. * puts ring on Toshiro *
Toshiro: Tha-than-thank you!!!!! Ha ha ha. Momo stop touching me there!!
Ichigo: Toshi-chan!!!!!! *tries to get on Toshiro but goes flying across the room* Ugh!
Toshiro: This is awesome!!
Sakura: I dare you to have a threesome with Naruto and Sas-uke.
Akuma: Again, why did he emphasize it. I don't think he meant it as AnimeLuver did. (Still trying to figure out what to call you Animeluver!)
Sasuke & Naruto & Sakura: Fine we'll do it. *does dare*
Aizen: YOU F*CKING BASTARD!! I´LL F*CKING KILL YOU!! BANKAI LVL3!! MUTEKI TORIDE ( invincible fortress ) PANDORA!! * a gint flying fortress appears behind me with hundreds of cero gattling guns, while my zanpakuto turn into a arm-plasmacannon and a katana. * DIE!! * after he is defeated, but still concious, I cut of every limb of him one by one, and then decapitate him. * That is for using Momo like that, you f*cking bastard.
Aizen: I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE MY LIMBS BACK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akuma: Good luck with Yoruichi. Well, actually, get lucky with Yoruichi ( got the meaning, right? ).
Akuma: Yeah I get it, but Yoruichi doesn't want to go so fast, she wants to wait for at least 40 chapters. Until then, I'm using condoms.
Well, BYE!!
Akuma: BYE!! Ok next is also a new reviewer, bookist.
Alright: Toshiro I dare you to give Harribel a love potion so she falls in love with oyu.
Toshiro: I would, but Momo will kill me.
Akuma: Ok that's it for now! Sorry this took a long time to upload. So bye!! Next week's guest stars are…
Momo
Iba (Komamura's Vice captain)
Ikkaku
Yumichika
Negi (again)
Asuna (again)
Konoka
And Soi Fon!
Akuma: And that's it!
Setsuna: Can I come again? I didn't get a lot of dares and questions.
Akuma: Sure! Setsuna is coming too so don't forget to ask her questions!! If you forget, I'll kill you.
Daisuke: He's not kidding you know.
Akuma: Ok that's it, bye!!
Ichigo: Oh and AnimeLuver-san! I have more pics and vids of me raping Toshi-kun!
Toshiro: Give those back!!
Ichigo: No!
Akuma: Ok now that's it.
