Roy Mustang was sitting in his office being incredibly unentertained. He needed entertainment. There was no doubt about it. Roy opened up his desk and pressed a fmailiar green button.

At once, a disco ball came out of the ceiling, a jaccuzzi sprouted, Pandas in bikinis marhed out from underneath Roys desk, and his desk turned into a bar. Roy thought for a moment. This party was missing something...but what? What?

Music! And Riza hawkeye! And a sacrificed goat! And Oprah Winfrey! Roy rubbed his hands together happily. Roy pressed a button on the bar and many things appeared. Among these things, where Riza Hawkeye, Oprah Winfrey, The rolling stones, and everyone else in the military. Everyone looked around confused. Nobody knew how they had gotten here. Everyone was silent for a moment and then...

"LETS CHEESE IT!" shouted Mcjagger. Everyone yelled with agreement and they all began to boogie!

Roy Mustang smiled. Lfe sure could be fun.