It was a beautiful day in the park. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and Mordecai and Rigby were slacking on the computer. As time went on, they ended up attracting the other guys as well, watching videos on the internet.

"UGH! WHERE IS EVERYBODY?! WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO AROUND HERE!" Benson yelled in irritation. Then he noticed a shadow enveloping the ground where he was standing. "Oh great, NOW WHAT?!" He yelled angrily. He looked up, and his eyes widened in horror. He leapt out of the way just in time to avoid getting crushed by the spaceship that came down and made a decent sized hole in the ground. Benson gritted his teeth in anger and turned red.

The ship opened. Out came two odd creatures. One was red, with googly eyes, three legs, no mouth and a baseball cap which he wore backwards. The other was large, orange, and rather chubby, wearing hawaiian shorts and sunglasses.

"See Earl, that is why I don't let ya drive!" ToeJam snapped in annoyance. "Ya can't steer to save your LIFE, man!"

"Sorry, ToeJam." Earl said sheepishly. "Reason I never got my drivers' license I guess."

"HEY!" The duo turned to see a gumball machine storming towards them.

"Dude, this be trippy." ToeJam mutterd to Earl from the corner of his nonexistent mouth.

"YOU TWO HAD BETTER TAKE YOUR RUN-DOWN PILE OF JUNK OFF OF PARK PROPERTY BEFORE I CALL THE AUTHORITIES, YOU HEAR ME?!"

"Whoa man, just chill! It was an accident!" ToeJam tried to reason.

"I DON'T CARE! GET YOUR SHIP OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!"

"Hey, what's your deal, pal?" Earl crossed his arms in anger. "We ain't hurtin' nobody!"

"JUST GET THAT STUPID SHIP OFF OF MY PARK OR I AM CALLING THE POLICE!" ToeJam and Earl's eyes widened.

"FORGET THE POLICE, MAN!" Earl shouted before punching Benson right in the face hard enough to make a very audible "CRACK" sound.

Benson's eyes widened in shock as he fell back. He slumped to the ground, unconscious.

ToeJam and Earl looked wide eyed down at the unconscious park manager. He had a large crack in his head.

"Whoa, man, you went WAY overboard there!" ToeJam shouted.

"I-I'm sorry, ToeJam! Didn't mean to go THAT far!" Earl apologized.

Meanwhile...

The group continued watching videos, when a loud 'CRACK' rang throughout the house.

"What was that?!" High-Five Ghost asked.

"Something must've broke. Something big..." Skips mused. "Guess Benson's getting pretty tired of waiting." The group all stood to go out and meet their boss.

They were sure in for a surprise when they saw two aliens arguing over Benson's unconscious body. All of their eyes widened in horror when they saw the crack in Benson's head. Then their eyes narrowed in anger.

"Hey, you tools! What did you do to Benson?!" Muscle Man demanded.

ToeJam and Earl turned at the sound of the voices.

"Man, we don't need this crap! We gettin' outta here! Peace!" ToeJam said before he and Earl turned and ran.

"Get back here!" Mordecai demanded as he made to run after them...only to be stopped by Skips.

"Forget them, we gotta get Benson to a hospital!"

"No way! We can't let them get away with that!" Mordecai yelled back. "We have to get them back!"

"Yeah, we're gonna take those jerks DOWN TOWN!" Rigby agreed. He and Mordecai high-fived.

Skips sighed.

"There's no time to argue with you two...Benson needs medical attention. Just don't get yourselves killed over there, okay?" And with that, Skips picked up the gumball machine and loaded him into his van, everyone except Mordecai and Rigby following.

Mordecai and Rigby watched the van drive off, then turned to each other.

"Come on. Let's go find those aliens." Mordecai said, a determined glare on his face.

"Hey Mordecai...you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Huh? Huh?" Rigby said with a smirk.

"Uh... probably not." Mordecai admitted. Rigby facepalmed.

"We should probably get our Death Kwon Do outfits on, just in case we need them. Those guys could be dangerous."

"Aw ye-yeah!" Mordecai slapped Rigby a high five. "Let's go get ready!"

-

"Phew...Man, Earl, you messed up BIG this time!" ToeJam panted.

"Aw, don't worry 'bout it ToeJam. We done this kinda thing before, we can beat these suckers." Earl assured.

"I dunno, man. The earthlings seem a bit tougher this time around. We better grab some stuff before we do anything else." He saw all the conveniently place presents around the park. "And I know just where to start."

-

Mordecai and Rigby ran out of the house, their hair in mullets and wearing jean shorts.

"Okay, now we just gotta find them, and-" Mordecai grunted as he bumped into something. "Uh, sorry, I-" He froze when he saw who he bumped into.

"Yo man, watch where you're goin'!" ToeJam snapped.

"Hey! You're the bastards that might have killed Benson!" Rigby shouted.

"Hey, it was an accident, man, we don't want no trouble-" Earl's attempt at peacemaking was met with a punch to the face courtesy of Mordecai.

Earl stumbled back and fell flat on his back.

"Yo, you all right, big guy?!" ToeJam asked.

"Ugh...Tough little bird..." Earl muttered as he got up. "Nearly broke my glasses..."

"Man, why're you guys gettin' all up in our grill?! We gotta teach you a thing or two?!"

"Fine by us!" Mordecai challenged.

"Bring it, freakos!" Rigby agreed.

FIGHT!

Mordecai tackled ToeJam to the ground and landed a rain of punches to the area where his mouth should be.

"OW! Hey, cut it out man!" ToeJam raised one of his legs and managed to knee Mordecai right where the sun don't shine.

Mordecai's eyes widened in pain, and he stumbled off of ToeJam. ToeJam took the oppurtunity and kicked Mordecai directly in the chest, sending him stumbling back. After Mordecai fell on his back, ToeJam went in for another kick, but Mordecai rolled out of the way and tripped ToeJam up with a sweep kick.

Meanwhile, Earl and Rigby were glaring each other down. Earl used his girth to his advantage and leapt into the air, ready to body slam Rigby and squash him like an insect.

Rigby was too quick for him, however, and quickly scampered out of the way, leaving Earl lying facefirst on the ground.

Rigby seized this opportunity and climbed on Earl's back, delivering a series of punches...that Earl didn't even notice. Rigby leapt off of Earl's back as he rolled over.

Earl rubbed his head. "Better be more careful where I'm landing..." He muttered to himself. He got no time to dwell on his words, as Rigby had latched onto his face, and was now clawing at him and biting him.

THIS he felt.

ToeJam and Mordecai were still wrestling on the ground, when ToeJam heard his buddy's pained yells.

"Earl!" ToeJam managed to throw Mordecai off of him and ran to help his pudgy pal.

"Oh no you don't!" Mordecai ran after him.

Rigby was about ready to blind Earl by slashing at his eyes...but felt himself get knocked to the side by something solid.

ToeJam glared at the raccoon who was now rolling across the ground. "Yeah, that's right! Mess with my bro, and I'll kick ya AGAIN!"

"Thanks, man..." Earl stood, wincing at the pain of his injuries. ToeJam looked him over in concern.

"Here, looks like you could use this bad boy more than me." ToeJam handed Earl a present. He opened it, and found a Root Beer float. He grinned and chugged it down, his previous injuries somehow disappearing.

"Thanks, bro. That's much better..."

Meanwhile, Mordecai was rushing to his best friends' side.

"Dude, you okay?!" He asked in concern. Rigby groaned and got to his feet. He glared at the funkotron duo.

"LET ME AT 'EM!" He got on all fours and dashed back towards the duo.

"Right on, Rigby!" Mordecai joined his best friend and dashed at ToeJam and Earl. The aliens exchanged glances.

"Better start usin' these suckers." ToeJam brought out a pair of presents. The duo opened them up and found two pairs of shoes with springs on them.

Just when Mordecai and Rigby were in striking range, ToeJam and Earl used their shoes to spring far ahead of the duo. The groundskeepers stared in surprise.

"Wow! We should totally try that some time!" Rigby said eagerly.

"Yeah we should!" Mordecai agreed. "But we need to focus for now. Come on, let's go get 'em!" And with that, they ran after the aliens.

It was a long chase. ToeJam and Earl tried to think of a plan as they sprang away from the bluejay-raccon duo. Then, a literal lightbulb appeared over ToeJam's head.

"Hey...good thing I brought the jars to catch earthlings." Earl grinned.

"Do it, man." And so, on the next spring, ToeJam turned and tossed what appeared to be a ball of energy at Mordecai, who ducked to avoid it.

"Whoa! What was THAT?!" Mordecai asked.

"Don't know. Don't wanna know." Rigby replied as he sidestepped another one.

"Dude, look! Their shoes are disappearing!" And Mordecai was right. The spring shoes were gone. ToeJam and Earl weren't done yet, however. Quickly, ToeJam pulled out two more presents, and got two slingshots out of it. Quickly, they pulled back the elastic and fired.

Mordecai and Rigby yelped as something hit them in the eyes. ToeJam and Earl opened another present, this one to cause a rain of tomatoes, several of which splattered on Mordecai and Rigby. Then the duo pulled out yet another present. This time it was a pair of running shoes. The aliens made a speedy getaway.

"Agh! What is this?!" Rigby grumbled.

"Ugh...I think they're tomatoes, dude." Mordecai replied, wiping tomato from his eyes. He cleaned out his eyes, then noticed something. "Dude...Skips left his garage open."

"Yeah, so?" Rigby asked as he finished getting the tomato out of his eyes.

"He left the Fists of Justice in there." Rigby's eyes widened and he grinned when he realized where Mordecai was going with this. The friends exchanged a high-five.

"Hm. Hm. Hmhmhmhmhmhm." The duo laughed. They ran into the garage.

"Yo, Earl, think we lost 'em?" ToeJam panted as the aliens stopped running.

"Yeah, I think so ToeJam..." Earl panted. "Uh...It just me, or are we shrinkin'?" ToeJam looked at Earl with a raised brow.

"Whatchu talkin' bout, man? We ain't shrinkin'! We're just sinkin' is all!" ToeJam's eyes widened when he realized what he just said, and he looked down to see that he and Earl had run into the park's sand pit.

ToeJam's eyes narrowed. "C'mon, bro, we gotta get outta here before those suckers find-"

"Who are YOU calling suckers, SUCKERS?!" A familiar voice demanded. ToeJam and Earl turned to see Mordecai and Rigby smirking at them from the shore of the sand pit, now each wearing a golden gauntlet on the hand.

"Yipe! Let's beat it, Earl!" ToeJam and Earl slowly tried to run to the shore, but Mordecai and Rigby had them beat. They casually strolled up to them and started kicking the two aliens in the face as hard as they could, even getting some sand in ToeJam's eyes.

"Okay...time to open us a present!" ToeJam exclaimed, reaching into his pocket. He pulled out a present and opened it up.

"Uh...ToeJam?"

"Yeah, Earl?"

"Did ya...look to see what ya picked there?" ToeJam looked up to see a storm cloud over him and Earl.

"...Crap."

Mordecai and Rigby stepped back wide-eyed as ToeJam and Earl were struck by the lightning from the cloud. The best friends awkwardly exchanged glances.

"...Let's just end this already." Mordecai suggested. Rigby nodded. The storm cloud disappeared, and Mordecai and Rigby landed a punch to ToeJam and Earl's faces, uprooting them from the sand and sending them flying into a tree. ToeJam hit the tree first, and then Earl crashed into it, flattening ToeJam between him and the tree.

Earl stood shakily and peeled ToeJam off of his back.

"Man, we gotta end this thing already!" ToeJam panicked. "Those guys are tough!" He pulled out another present. This time it was a pair of wings. Panicking, ToeJam and Earl found themselves flying away to escape the wrath of Mordecai and Rigby.

The bluejay and raccoon glared at their retreating opponents.

"Now what?" Mordecai asked.

"Uh...duh!" Rigby replied. And with the power of Death Kwon Do, Rigby launched himself into the air, high above the funkotronians. Then, he turned down to face them as he fell, and slammed his gauntleted hand directly into their faces.

ToeJam and Earl slammed into the ground with a loud THUD! Mordecai caught Rigby before he hit the ground, and the duo glared at the aliens.

"What do you say we finish this?" Mordecai said.

"Yeah!" Rigby nodded.

"What are we gonna do, ToeJam?!" Earl said. "They got us beat!"

"Easy man, I got this! Check it: I brought a couple invincibility balloons from back home! Ain't no way they're gonna touch us! Let's beat those suckers DOWN!" And so, the now glowing ToeJam and Earl dashed at Mordecai and Rigby...who seemed to be preparing something.

"What do you say we release it, dude?!" Mordecai said.

"Way ahead of ya!" Rigby agreed. And with that, the duo thrust their fists forward, sending a ball of energy flying towards ToeJam and Earl.

"Ha! We can take that! We're totally invincible!" ToeJam bragged.

"Uh...ToeJam?" Earl said, grabbing his bro by the shoulder, stopping him from running.

"What is it, man?! I wanna lay waste on those little rats!"

"I think the balloons wore off." ToeJam's eyes widened when he realized they weren't sparkling anymore. He looked over just in time for the ball of aura to hit him.

There was an explosion that created a pillar of aura that reached through the sky.

When it cleared, nothing remained of ToeJam and Earl.

Mordecai and Rigby wiped some sweat from their brows, then exchanged a high five.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!" They shouted.