Iggy: Good morning to all!

Glimmer: Iggy, you do know that it's not he morning here, and it's probably not the morning in a lot of other places too...

Iggy: Well I hate mornings.

Glimmer: Then why did you say good morning to all?

Iggy: Because I hate them.

Glimmer: That was mean.

Iggy: And that was a joke.

Glimmer: I don't get you.

Iggy: I don't get you either.

* Awkward stare down *

Angel: Looks like it's up to me again... Glimmer269 does not own MR.

Max: Thanks, sweetie!

Glimmer: * raises eyebrows *

MAX POV

I just wanted to explode. Words cannot describe how I felt right then. I just wanted to knock them both out cold. What idiots! Fighting over me? Maybe Nudge was right about not dating either of the boys. Actually, I could have some great fun with this... Play with their heart strings a little. Lead them on. I know that's really mean, but they played with my poor heart strings! Me misream!(A/N That means 'poor me' in Latin)

"You guys are idiots. Really. You are."

Fang looked like he was going to cry. But he wasn't. Because Fang never cried. He rarely even smiled. I could tell he just wanted to run away and lock himself in a closet. Forever. Maybe I could come... Stop! No dirty thoughts Max! None!

Iggy stepped forward and said, "It's my fault. I hit him first."

I gave him my signature glare. My glare could make the average person cower in fear and run away screaming. But Iggy just turned away. Be shamed Iggy. Be shamed. I don't want to sound bitter or mean or anything, but I think that Iggy needed a good slap in the face. I mean, when you find a person that you like making out with another person, you don't go and tell them you love them! You just don't! Because obviously they are in love with the person they were just snogging! (A/N I love british words! I shall use them more often! And to all you british people out there: You are awesome!)

Yes, I just said 'snogging'. British people are cool. They brought us 1D, how could they not be positively amazing?

I looked at them both. My face now glare-free, they were staring at me. They were both about 6 inches taller than me, but you could tell Fang was about a millimeter taller that Iggy. I knew Fang would eventually grow to be way taller than Iggy, but he hadn't just yet. Iggy was more awkward at this height. He was super skinny– way skinnier than Fang– and his legs looked too long for his body. He didn't have much muscle on him. He was skin and bones.

Fang, however, had more of a stocky build. He had broad shoulders and big, strong arms. I'm sure he would be a good hugger if he hugged people more. His proportions were right, and his weight evenly distributed throughout his body. He looked like he was ready to run a marathon right there and then. Or lift a thousand pounds.

I didn't know what to say. They were both staring at me so intently. Like they were expecting something of me. Well, they weren't going to get it.

"I don't like either of you." I said blandly.

"You fricken made out with me!"

"Well that was a mistake!"

"Well then–"

He stopped short. He was positively stumped at what to say. I was about to cry inside because I wanted him so badly, but on the outside I was as firm as a rock.

On second thought, Nudge was so very wrong.

Maxie had a plan.

FANG POV

I have no words. None.

MAX POV

After I told them I didn't like either of them, Iggy walked away, slamming his door. I didn't blame him. I mean, Fang actually got to make out with me before I told them I had no love interest in either of them.

They probably thought horrible things of me. They must have though, if she doesn't like him, did she just make out with him for fun or...

Me and Fang just awkwardly stared at each other, so it was time for my plan to come into play. I didn't want to whisper to him, because Iggy's super-hearing would catch that, so I just motioned for him to come with me.

He looked confused, but he followed. We went outside and walked about two miles into the woods before we stopped. Even if Fang didn't know what we were doing just yet, we both knew that Iggy could here faint whispers in about a mile radius, and we wanted to make sure we were extra careful.

I interlocked his fingers with mine, and I looked into is eyes. To the average person, they would be very frightening, but to me, they were beautiful pools of black. If I could reach out and touch them I would. But then I would poke him in the eye and that would hurt...

"I really do like you, Fang."

"Then why didn't you say that?"

I took a deep breath before answering, because I knew a long spew of words were about to come out of my mouth right them.

"Because if I told Iggy I liked you, then you guys wouldn't talk anymore. If Iggy didn't talk to you, then Gazzy wouldn't. And I'm sure Iggy wouldn't talk to me ever again, because it would be awkward. And then Gazzy wouldn't talk to me either. Then it would be a terrible mess! I'm sure Iggy wont talk to me anymore anyway but... I just didn't want the flock to get messed up. And the truth is, ever since Jeb disappeared, I felt like I've lost my other half, and I need to get it back."

He didn't answer, which was not a big surprise to me. He just looked me in the eyes. I know it sounds cliché, but at that moment, all I could think about was him. I forgot about Jeb, and I forgot about Iggy and Nudge. Right then I realized something: Fang was someone I couldn't live without. He was my other half.

The other half that I'd been missing for all of these years.

Glimmer: Don't ya just love the cheesy romantic stuff?

Iggy: No, because Fang is going behind my back! He would never do that!

Glimmer: It's just a story Iggy...

Iggy: Still... Major OOCness...

Max: I think she is doing a good job of keeping people in character...

Iggy: Well you thought wrong. Plus I would never say anything like "I love you" or beat up Fang! Okay maybe I would do that but...

Glimmer: Well anyways, have a nice spring break!

Max: Not everyone is on spring break smart ass.

Glimmer: Hurtful...