Animeman; He has...tourettes, turrets...well lets just say he will speak random things for a long, long time

Magic; Read the story

Dalek; Well, Mars is smarter...

Sage; Wrong anime...and that almost fits in Omake 1...you said Omake 2

Mountains of Nevada

The trio scattered as dozens of storm angels, Venti, flew down from the heavens like tornados in a trailer park. Meanwhile, Artemis saw more monsters accompanying the giant, all coming for them.

"Not again" Artemis muttered as the battle of the ninth nome seemed to be in repeat. Even if she was here to help her son battle now, there were far less of them this time.

Wishing she had her actual bow, she called forth the prototype bow that she had given to Orion before she had to reacquire it for herself. Orion called on the bow that had come with his hunters blessing, same thing with Kestrel.

The storm spirits flew at them, blasting another round of winds and lightning. Using the agility of a hunter, they dodged these attacks once more, before they each fired a net arrow, the enchanted metal tinged netting ensnaring the venti as they fell to the ground.

"How did that even work...their cloud monsters" Orion frowned.

There was imperial gold in that netting, better for storm spirits...and more likely to blow up.

However, the monster army; Earthborn, Cyclops, and various other freaks that were practically mountain ascending types, meaning that they would have to fight them off.

"Damn" surmised the situation well

A few weeks after the little scene from a few chapters ago

Osprey had not been having a good week

First, she had to kill off a bunch more of her mindless siblings...it always bothered her to do that. They had to die, of course, and they were mindless...but they were not that much different from her.

They were all made to be 'the ultimate weapons', the tools of the Splinter Cell. Its pretty much obsession with Artemis's, or Diana's, genetics, claiming that hers 'were the most powerful genetics for making demigod soldiers'

In a way, she could see why. Her kind were faster, stronger, better archers and swordsmen (or swordswoman), and had many other potential traits that made them far too good at killing.

Then, while she was killing off said siblings, others attacked her father. Her beloved father, Finnick Ebba, was a fisherman, who worked out of Tofino, while had the Ichor of the god Neptune, suffered from a cellular degeneration issue that the Cell had deliberately cursed him with. The way he was made, he could not use his powers to heal himself, meaning that it was her duty to.

Her powers with water only worked at night, but he really only needed a healing about every two weeks, due to her father's will (A trait that Poseidon and Neptune heirs tended to have)

It was not to say he was dead weight...the two dead Cell demigods that were around his dead body were evidence of that.

Of course, she had barely any time to grieve for that...for then she got swarmed by an army of Norse monsters, who chased her all the way to Nanaimo. She managed to give them a slip by slipping into Duke Point and the ferry, but then the ship got attacked by a giant turtle

She managed to kill it, the thing exploding into pink petals...but then she found herself being attacked by giants...these ones being the sort that ate humans.

Quite understandably...she then found herself having to make...a strategic retreat. Sword or no sword, she was outnumbered, tired...and the monsters were Canucks fans.

And they were the reason why Canucks fans had a riotious reputation whenever there team lost a Stanley cup final.

She did manage to kill the Giant who had a Oilers tatoo (What, she could support the local club and not cause a riot...post angry facebook messages perhaps...but no riots)

Only shaking them off when this strange granny turned into a grizzly bear and attacked the savages.

Osprey then ran, with more monsters chasing her, all the way to Banff, Alberta...where she found a ruined little lab...

It looked like something big and fire breathing wrecked it...and she found two survivors...

Back to the Mother's side of the family

"ARTEMIS!" Gration bellowed, sounding dark and menacing. "Come down me and face your maker!"

Artemis glared down at him from up the mountain his army was quickly ascending, but luckily she had taken out the air force.

However, just as she was going to summon her chariot and attack them from the air...a huge barrage of rocks and arrows flew from the coming army.

Exchanging looks with her children, they knew what to do.

All of them glowing silver...they charged the enemy.

While some may say that charging a huge army is dumb...there are a few simple facts that mitigated the problem.

1; The army was attacking uphill, basic strategy says don't do that...particularly with archers.

2; Hunters are faster than the heavily armored Earthborn and Cyclops and other heavy duty combat monsters, the current army not featuring the faster striking centaurs, Werewolves or other monsters that might be dangerous

3, and most importantly; They had a goddess who was not amused by all this

To promptly demonstrate number one, while a unit of Cyclops slung their way up the hill, Kestrel sent them tumbling back down in as dirt with her arrows.

When two monsters, half human, half bear giants Agrius and Oreius, did not quite respond so well to being hit with arrows, basically not dissolving away into dust like proper monsters, she let loose the power of beasts...as silver wolves burst forth and struck the twins with their team compounded weight and sharp teeth.

Number two is supported by Orion, who weaved in and around Earthborn, his golden sword glittering as it sliced down dozens of the ogres. As a Laistro...(A/N, you know what I mean, I just hate spelling their name) tried to bludgeon him, Orion formed two arrows, one in each hand, and stabbed him in the chest.

While one arrow caused frost to form across the giant's chest, allowing Orion to quickly escape before the three second delayed explosion englufed the giant, and sent his huge, flaming body tumbling down into his brethren as his body dissolved him...as his flames set them on fire as well.

And the third point...was illustrated as Artemis sent a dozen monsters flying down the cliff face with a wave of her hand, before she formed her old bow, normally Orion's if she had her own...and fired at Gration.

The giant smirked as the arrow began to dissolve "Foolish Olympian...that won't work. Your power fails in my presence"

Artemis rose an eyebrow..."The arrow dissolving, and its core meeting the oxygen in the open air...is the point"

For the arrow had a magnesium core...in particular the kind of Magnesium that, when exposed to air...

BOOM

Exploded into flames

His armor covered in fire from Artemis's attack, Gration bellowed in rage, charging at Artemis, his powers dissolving the two arrows Kestrel sent his way, as she and Orion had finished the rest of his strike force, both of them sending a swarm of arrows at him.

The arrows dissolved, but this time they had a few surprises, two exploded in a sonic blast while one from Kestrel emulated the fire attack Artemis had launched.

However, before Artemis could launch an attack to work with theirs in order to kill the damn giant, the earth in the mountain shook, as Gaea unleashed a small earthquake, that while it did not affect Gration, did cause her arrow to be poorly fired and thus missed the giant by a inch.

The quake also had the affect of reviving a few of the monsters, a few earthborn rising from the earth to strike Kestrel from below while the Bear twins returned around Orion.

"You cannot win Artemis! Your brats will be kept busy by my grunts...while the pleasure of smearing you across the ground like the stain you are will be all mine!"

It was true, Gaea's earthquakes would make it impossible to fire a straight arrow, even with her skills, while monsters would return again and again because of the chaining of death (And the lack of Frank's flames to free him)

And Artemis did not expect that getting in the stabbing vicinity of Gration's armor would be good for Orion or Kestrel' health.

In short...she was stuck

Omake

Canon

A canada travel guide

Canada

A peaceful nation, a nation dedicated to peace and tranquility.

We have less crime, a successful health care policy, and beautiful nature

From the belugas of the east, to the Orcas of the west, from the bison of the plains to the Vancouver Island Marmots of the hills, Canada is home to some of the best samples of boreal wildlife you can find without going to the vacant Siberian wilderness.

The only nation aside for the United States to have a National league team, and from two leagues, and we support teams with smaller cities than the United States.

From Montreal and Toronto, to Calgary and Vancouver, sports are spread across our vast country, and not just in New York and Los Angeles.

We have national acceptance of Homosexuality, instead of that fragmented mess Americans have

Our government is not infested with a bunch of crazy, uncompromising Right Wing nut jobs

All of our students learn to speak French from an early age, as oppose to during middle school

And our pledge does not sound like a cult call, it sounds epic

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Paid for by the C.A.A.A, the Canadian Association against Annabeth (We are not all cannibals!) and Osprey's reasons why Canada is better than America (consisting of 1% of her pro canada rants on her Facebook page)