Chapter 6
While the limo was driving away, Wilda looked outside the window. Then she slid to the driver seat. She asked, "Question: is this just a fad the king is going through? I mean he has thought this through, right?"
The driver said, "Nope. This is all real. And that's 2 questions."
Wilda said, "Well, he's either very smart or he lost his marbles. Sorry for bothering you."
Driver said, "No prob. Surprise your polite."
Wilda look at him surprised and said, "Sorry." She slid back to the others. 'Almost forgot. The curse.' She thought.
Evie said, "You're looking a little washed out. Let me help you out." She started to fix Mal's face.
Mal said, "Ew, stop. I'm plotting."
Evie said, "Well, It's not very attractive."
Carlos and Jay were pigging out on the sweets. Carlos said, "Oh! These! It's salty like nuts, but it's sweet like I don't know what."
Jay said, "Let me see. Ew!"
Carlos said, "Ow!"
Evie looked outside the window. "Look!"
They were getting close to the end of the road. Carlos yelled, "It's a trap!" All but Wilda huddle together waiting to die. But instead a magic bridge appeared and the limo was getting across the waters.
Wilda was unfazed. "Hey lug-nuts!" said Wilda. "Open your eyes wimps."
Carlos asked, "What just happened?"
Evie said, "It must be magic."
Mal said to the driver, "Hey. Did this little button just open up the magic barrier?"
The driver held up a button. "No, this one opens the magic barrier. That one opens my garage. And this button..." He pressed the button and the divider went up.
Mal said, "Okay. Nasty. I like that guy."
~(WS)~
Soon enough they arrived at Auradon Pred. Wilda look at outside and saw kids with signs, a band, and a lot of kid. "Who else have a feeling these kids are forced to do this?"
The limo stopped at the front of the school in front of a teacher and 2 students. The girls got out and the boys were fighting over something on the floor. Carlos yelled, "Oh! Ah! Ow! Stop! You got everything else! Why do you want whatever this is?"
Jay yelled, "'Cause you want it!"
Carlos yelled, "No! Give it to me! Ow! Let go!"
Mal said, "Guys, guys, guys! We have an audience."
The 2 boys stood up. Jay said, "Just cleaning up. Get up." Carlos got up.
The headmistress, Fairy Godmother smiled and said, "Leave it like you found it! And by that, I mean just leave it."
They put it back in the limo. Jay saw Audry and walked up to her. "Hello, foxy. The name's Jay." He kissed her hand.
Fairy Godmother wasn't having any of that and broke the 2 off. "Welcome to Auradon prep. I'm fairy godmother, headmistress."
Wilda muttered, "Talk about cock-clocked." Evie giggled.
Mal asked, "The fairy godmother? As in, "Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo"?"
Fairy Godmother replied, "Bibbidi-bobbidi. You know it."
Mal said, "Yeah, I always wondered what it felt like for Cinderella when you just appeared, out of nowhere, with that sparkly wand and warm smile."
Fairy Godmother said, "Oh."
Mal said, "And that sparkling wand." Wilda stomped on her foot. That gave her pain.
Fairy Godmother said, "That was a long time ago. And as I always say, "don't focus on the past or You'll miss the future"."
Ben said, "It's so good to finally meet you all. I'm Ben."
Audrey said while holding his hand. "Prince Benjamin. Soon to be king."
Evie said, "You had me at prince. My mom's a queen, which makes me a princess."
Audrey said, "The evil queen has no royal status here and neither do you."
Wilda said, "Actually since Snow White never disowned Evie's mother nor have her records destroyed, it still counts especially since she's Snow White's half-sister. If you don't believe me, your royal bitchiness, ask Snow White yourself." Audrey's face turn red and Evie fist bump her.
Ben said, "This is Audrey."
Audrey said, "Princess Audrey. His girlfriend. Right, Bennyboo?"
Wilda muttered, "Trophy wife alert."
Jay tried to hold in his chuckle. "More like a Stanford Wife actually."
Fairy Godmother said, "Ben and Audrey are going to show you all around, and I'll see you tomorrow. The doors of wisdom are never shut. But the library hours are from 8:00 to 11:00. And as you may have heard, I have a little thing about curfews."
Ben said, "It is so, so, so good to finally me... meet you all. This is a momentous occasion, and one that I hope will go down in history... Is that chocolate? As the day our two peoples began to heal."
Mal said, "Or the day that you showed five peoples where the bathrooms are."
Ben asked, "A little bit over the top?"
Mal and Wilda said, "A little more than a little bit."
Ben said, "Well, so much for my first impression."
Wilda said, "Work on it. You acted more steward then a normal person."
Audrey saw Mal and yelled, "Hey! You're Maleficent's daughter, aren't you? Yeah, you know what? I totally do not blame you for your mother trying to kill my parents and stuff. Oh, my mom's Aurora. Sleeping..."
Mal did a fake smile like Audrey. "Beauty! Yeah, I've heard the name. You know, and I totally do not blame your grandparents for inviting everyone in the whole world but my mother to their stupid christening."
Audrey said, "Water under the bridge."
Mal said, "Totes!" The 2 laughed together but it was obvious that grudges runs in the family.
Wilda rolled her eyes. "Here we go. Can we continue with this before an epic cat fight please?"
Ben agreed. "Okay! So, how about a tour? Yeah? Auradon prep, originally built over 300 years ago and converted into a high school by my father when he became king." Once passed a gold statue, it changed from a man to a beast with a nice roar sound effect. Carlos got scared and jump into Jay's arms. "Carlos, It's okay. My father wanted his statue to morph from beast to man to remind us that anything is possible."
Mal asked, "Does he shed much?"
Ben did a bad joke. "Yeah, mom won't let him on the couch."
Wilda said, "Work on it Ben." Jay dropped Carlos and then Carlos tired it but it didn't change.
