Note: This one is slightly longerrrr Yay! It's kind of boring, though. Oh well. And just a reminder, if anyone wants to review this or favorite it, I will be eternally grateful. Just ask Jilyfan33, my favorite person ever, simply because they clicked the favorite button on my story. THANKS, BOO!

Disclaimer: I don't really feel like coming up with anything "clever" right now, so let's keep this short. I own nothing, J.K. owns everything.


The Confusion Continues

I decided to go find Mimi. Surely she would fill me in on what I had missed during these past few days.

In the hallway, I passed James Potter. He glared at me and muttered, "Bitch."

What? That was weird.

Moving on, I continued to the common room where I saw Peter. He let out a horrified (and maybe revolted?) squeak when he saw me, before running away. That was weird too.

When at last I reached the seventh year girl's dormitory, Mimi was the only occupant. "Thank the heavenly mermen," I began. "I am having the weirdest day."

Mimi ignored me. "Mimi?" I asked. No response.

"What's going on!" I wailed. "The last thing I remember is being stabbed in the back. Again. And then, suddenly, I'm told that I've been unconscious for five days and now everyone is being so weird!"

Mimi finally turned to look at me, confusion etched upon her non-scaly mermaid face. "What do you mean you've been out unconscious for five days?" she asked.

"I mean that I woke up in Nurse's office and found out that it was Halloween, which was five days after my last day of consciousness."

"But that's not right," Mimi told me. "The other day, I saw poor Peter stumbling around in shock, and when I asked him what was wrong, he told me that he had walked in on you having sex with Mr. Slughorn. I freaked out and went to find you, because after his advances the other day, I was worried he had raped you or something. But then when I found you, you told me it was consensual and that you had 'always wanted to make love to Horace,' whatever that means. Then we got into a fight."

I just stared at her until something clicked. "Wait a minute." I said. "Mr. Slughorn said something about how he had sex with me earlier, but I ignored him because I figured he was high."

Something very fishy was going on here, and I was going to find out what.


Note: Poor confused Lily! What is going on? Ha. Ha ha ha. HAHAHAHA. HA.