Act 7: The Dance


Dracula quietly eats his pot roast. "So, how is your pot roast?"

Lisa wipes her mouth. "It's…..nice…."

The two stare at each other nervously, and then back to their plates.

Suddenly, Medusa and Death stand in the distance. Medusa pulls up a large cue card.

'Say something nice!'

"Lisa. Has anyone every told you you have the prettiest smile?"

Lisa smiles. "No. In fact, no one ever talks to me."

Death lifts another cue card.

'Nice! Keep it up!'

Lisa lowers her fork and knife, "Your castle is absolutely gorgeous."

Medusa lifts another card. 'See! Things are going great!'

Death lifts one. 'You've got this in the bag!'

Suddenly, Akmodan appears with a cue card. 'Yo! What up, Big D?' Akmodan laughs quietly, until Death pierces his skull with a scythe.

Death raises another card. 'Sorry about that.'

Lisa sighs, "Maybe…I should give a second chance. I'm sorry I started things off so poorly."

Dracula smiles, "That would be wonderful."

Medusa lifts another card. 'THAT'S MY BOY!'

Death lifts a massive card. 'NOW TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!' The card falls as Medusa punches Death in the jaw. Death falls, and then later gets up in tears.

Suddenly, Gaston appears with a cue card. 'No one takes off their clothes better than Gaston!' Gaston, again, flies away.

Werewolf suddenly speaks. His voice sounds like that of a British gentleman. "Now, would the lady and the lord of this castle like a dance?"

Dracula turns in shock. "What?"

Lisa gets up happily.

Dracula turns to Medusa and Death. Both lift cue cards in perfect sync.

Medusa: 'YOU'

Death: 'HAVE'

Medusa: 'TO'

Death: 'DANCE!'

Akmodan: 'YO, DRAKY D!'

After Akmodan is pierced with another scythe, Dracula gets up to dance. Medusa suddenly rushes down. She proceeds to sing, which she strangely sings like Mary Elizabeth McGlynn, and she sings every Silent Hill song she knows.

The two dance beautifully. A spark burns within their eyes. No one knows why, but the two have fallen completely in love with each other. The more Dracula stares, the less he cares about defying God.

Lisa, completely entranced by his ways, has found a good friendship with him. But she has yet to truly love him.

They both stop dancing. Dracula offers his arm, "Come! Let us go to the garden for a walk."

"Yes." Lisa smiles, "that would be lovely."

"Yes! Let's go to the garden!" Dracula rushes with her to the garden doors.

Opening the doors to the garden, a huge ball of corpses, Legion, floats in the sky. The two immediate turn around. "Let's not go into the garden! Let's pretend we never saw that!"