Requested by Furdonkadonk
Title: Stupid Frog
Pairing: KeroroXNatsumi
Warnings: None
Summary: She hates to admit it, but the green alien had grown on her and Natsumi would help him if he really needed it.
"Hey, fridiot! What do you think you're doing?" Natsumi glares at the green alien laying on the couch face down. "There's a pile of dishes waiting for you so get your lazy butt moving!"
"I can't, Natsumi-dono…" Keroro's voice is muffled by the cushions but she can still hear him slightly.
"And why not?" She asks, crossing her arms. "You have two perfectly functioning arms, don't you?"
"U-uh…" Keroro wiggles on the couch, slowly sitting up. He gasps in pain as his right arm hits the couch. "I don't…" He clutches his arm to his chest.
Natsumi's eyes widen in shock as she takes in his appearance. Obviously his arm is injured, either sprained or broken, she couldn't tell. There's also an angry welt on his chest about two inches long and she can see a cut peeking out from under his hat. "What the hell happened?"
Keroro looks away from her. "Kululu needed to test something out. Naturally I was the guinea pig, de arimasu."
"So you just let him?" She frowns and picks him up gently.
"No! You know how he is." He flinches when she picks him up and watches her warily. "The more I try to get him to stop the more he wants to experiment…"
She carries him to the bathroom and sets him down on the toilet lid. Natsumi brushes away a loose hair as she kneels down to open the cabinet. "I don't understand why you guys need him," she mutters pulling out the first aid-kit. "Hold still," she orders, holding out a towel she had dipped in hydrogen peroxide.
Keroro leans away from her outstretched hand, staring warily. "What's that, gero?"
Natsumi scowls. "Didn't I just say to stay still?" She moves closer, standing up on her knees. She grasps his head in her hands and moves his hat slightly upwards. Without a word she places the towel on the cut.
"Ow! It stings!" He whines, kicking his feet.
"Calm down it's not that bad." Natsumi gently wipes his cut, ignoring the hissing noises coming from the alien invader. She lets go of his head and picks up the band-aid she had set aside. She places it over the cut and smoothes it out.
"Are you done now?" He reaches up and fixes his hat back into place. He wiggles closer to the edge about to hop off when he feels her hand holding him in place.
"Wait a moment, stupid frog. Let me look at your arm."
Hesitantly Keroro holds his arm out, wincing slightly as she grabs it. He shuts his eyes and bites his tongue to keep from crying out when she starts bandaging it. "Ow ow ow ow ow!" He whimpers, wriggling around. "That really hurts, Natsumi-dono!" She rolls her eyes and lets go of his newly bandaged wrist. He huffs and stares down at the ground. "Now are you done?"
"Fine, you can go. Just stay away from that creep until your wrist gets better." Natsumi turns away from him and starts to put everything back into their proper spots.
Keroro hops down from his seat. "Th-thank you, Natsumi-dono!" Without thinking he throws his arms around her in a half hug. He takes off soon after running to who knows where.
Natsumi freezes when she's hugged but before she could say anything Keroro's already out the door. The corner of her mouth twitches upwards into a smile and she shakes her head in amusement. "Stupid frog."
