TITLE: The Absolute Courting of Akashi Seijuurou
GENRE: Romance/Humour
PAIRINGs: AkaFuri, KagaKuro, AoSaku, KiseMatsu (I decided that Kasamatsu-chan will be anuke! Hehehehe, if there's a tsundereseme then there should be a tsundereuke. No logic is no logic! XD), MuraMuro, MidoTaka and many more implied. :D
Chapter 7: Akashi's Absolute Seduction 5
Agenda: Mission #5: When you're in a tight situation and you got no other option turning to seduction is a great solution…
Idea of: Satsuki Momoi
Permitted by: GoM and Manager
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Akashi Seijuurou is a very attractive man. He has it all from intelligence to looks, from power to fame to skills; he was born with natural perfection. So, naturally, there will come a time that he will have to put his oh-so handsome face to good use one way or another in some unfathomable situation such as this one.
The whistle blew disturbing his monologue in which he was boosting his ego higher. Kuroko likes to one day pop that ego of his; someday, he told himself, someday he will make Akashi fall down on his knees whimpering and begging at his own cruelty.
Kagami stepped away from his boyfriend feeling the dark aura that his shadow is emitting. He is sure that someone is going to die one way or another and Kuroko will be the first suspect, no, scratch that, Kuroko is the convict.
"Seduction," Kise started as he stares at Akashi standing at the far corner of the room, "is going to change soon due to him."
"Stop slacking, Kise!" Kasamatsu wiped his face with a towel before kicking the distracted man, "What are you looking at?"
"The horror that will burn the eyes of anyone watching…"
Or otherwise known as Seduction Hitting Illegal Territory which Aomine cheerfully dubbed as SHIT.
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Seirin and Rakuzan are playing a friendly match that day. Everything is going so smoothly, so smoothly that everyone is getting so over the moon with themselves.
So smoothly that they would never have seen this coming.
This that they are referring to was Akashi's sudden oh-so slow play.
Kagami guffawed and so do the rest of the people in the large basketball stadium that hold ten basketball courts just for the sake of training. Oh, but guffawing is just an understatement of the world because guffawing doesn't justify the urge of the rest of the world to die from laughing.
But what are they laughing? Surely, Akashi's slow play could not cause such a spectacle, right?
Oh, but it sure did.
You see, that slow play means Akashi running very slowly.
Very, very, very, very slowly. Very, very, very, very, very slowly with his hips swaying from left to right and right to left and runs so slowly that he could have been mistaken as some lifeguard at the beach that was running in such a slow motion that when he arrives to save the drowning man, he's already dead.
Akashi ignores it and run slowly towards Furihata who was trembling and slowly raises his arm to slowly wave at the flushed boy.
"Kou—" Akashi began slowly,"—ki!"
"Eh..uh, he-hello…" Furihata's brows furrowed, the man ruined his poetry interest and tried to actually kill him through heavy food poisoning and now, what? "Aka—I mean, Seijuurou."
Akashi puts his hands on his knees and peeks through his lashes and panted seductively and pouted, oh hell no…
Akashi Seijuurou just pouted! Is the world ending?
Aomine did not hesitated anymore and burst out laughing without a care of the world, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AKASHI! HAHAHHAHAHHAHA! AKAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Kou-ki-chan" Akashi's eyes grew bigger and bigger and bigger and more watery before putting his hands together in a pleading sort of manner, "Can you please get my water for me?"
Furihata's eyes twitched. So, he run over to their side of the court in a creepy manner and acted like some hormonal maniacal mad girl who crazily thought she was really cute just for him to get his bottle of water for him which was originally on their own side of their court?
Really.
Akashi pointed towards his lips with his pointer finger and tapped them lightly bringing the mousy boy's attention towards it, "Please."
Of course, he obeyed. What can he do? The man who was practically invincible and powerful and most likely to become the emperor of world just said 'please' to him in the cutest way possible with those irresistible soft pouty lips of his that he had felt for several occasion now.
"Akashi-kun," Kuroko raised his brow at him when the said man slowly turn around with sparkles and flowers growing around him and then proceeding to bent lowly down with his hands on his knees and beaming a big smile, "Stop that, Akashi-kun. You're creeping the hell out of everyone. You're either trying to invent new form of seduction or you're just getting the hang of the word damnation."
"Shut up, Tetsuya" Akashi said as he dropped the act for the moment, "Don't you know that it's really working?"
"If by you mean working in the section of repulsion then yes, it is working so well." Dead, Kuroko's tone is so dead.
"This is the greatest seduction that mankind had ever seen! You are an idiot not to notice it."
"Heh, idiot? Who tried cooking and ended up almost becoming a murderer who successfully created a new kind of poison that no chemist could figure out how to create a counter-solution to?"
"Satsuki and Riko, those two really should stop cooking." Akashi shook his head in disapproval of the two as if he was some great chef or something, "Their foods are so lethal, they should not even be considered food."
Kuroko's dead stare did not sway the redhead's opinion and so the shadow merely turned away and proceeded to bash his head on something rough and hard so that he would end up with concussion so he could forget that there ever was a time that he knew one Akashi Seijuurou or even the Generation of Miracles.
"Bunch of stupid, crazy maniacs who is full of vgdttrgghjkahsdghagdaghahjsahjh" Yea, Kuroko just got censored from his bad language. That or he was just speaking French for anyone to understand.
"Seijuurou!" Furihata panted with his hands on his knees before handing the bottle towards the waiting man before him.
Their hands brushed and the boy fought a blush down.
"Thank you, Kouki…" Akashi flashed him a coy smile, fluttering his eyes at the mentally, emotionally and physically exhausted Seirin player.
"You're welcome, Seijuurou."
The two stared at each other intently, eyes aflame with some passionate emotion that ablaze their being with welcoming warmth. For anyone else, they were in their own little world. A world that the two selfishly occupied for themselves for it is only meant for them.
"Go get a room, you two. It's not like you can just have sex here or something." And there goes the world they lived in, gone with the wind all thanks to the monotone voice of Kuroko who realized that getting a concussion is pretty painful and decided against it.
Furihata sputtered while Akashi turned to glare at the shadow who was starting to become the bane of his existence. He is pretty sure Kuroko is out for his blood; that or he just forgotten to drink his vanilla milkshake again.
"Bye, Tetsuya." Akashi nearly spats the name with venom before turning his attention towards the still blabbering mess that was his beloved and putting a hand on his chest, idly trailing a pattern on said upper part slowly, "Goodbye, Kou-ki-chan. See you later tonight~"
And there goes the creepy Akashi who was trying damnation off to his side of the court.
"Boy, I don't know if I should laugh until I die," Takao approached the frozen boy, "Or I should just scoop my eyeballs from my face and wash them a million times from that horrible display of seduction."
Furihata furrowed his eyebrow and then tilted his head in confusion, "Seijuurou is trying to be seductive?"
"What do you think is he doing?"
"I don't know… I thought he was just sick or something… or an alien impersonated Seijuurou and failed miserably at it." Furihata shrugged, "Because damn, if he was trying seduction, it's creeping me out."
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The hours gone by and thankfully, Akashi decided to drop that cutesy seduction card and goes to the real deal because some man named Aomine Daiki just called him a pussy.
Pussy?Him? The nerve of that idiot!
They want true seduction? They'll get it in silver plate.
Akashi stops dribbling the ball and made a three-pointer shoot which he succeeded. He smiled in satisfaction and looked slyly at Furihata's direction and met his Kouki's pair of brown orbs with his own heterochromatic eyes.
He stretched his arms up his head while making sure his shirt rides up and shows a lot of skin. He felt not only his Kouki's pair of eyes but also some others who were probably mesmerized by the healthily pale skin of his with his packs of abs.
"Hubbahubba…" Takao's eyes stray towards the lithe frame of Akashi as his mouth drops down in appreciation.
"Takao!Eyes over here." Midorima grumbled, eyes twitching when Takao merely drop the ball and sat down beside Furihata.
Momoi tossed him the water bottle that Furihata had given him but he didn't really use, he nodded in appreciation.
He uncapped the bottle and then slowly brought the bottle to his lips and actually making Furihata gulped, he licks the mouth of the plastic bottle before gulping the water in it; his Adam's apple bobbing up in down.
Sakurai missed a shot as he craned his neck towards the court besides them, eyes trailing the bobbing of Akashi's Adam's apple.
He wipes his lips and saw that he only drank half of the content. He paused before he got his Eureka moment and pour the rest of the content on his being. The water glistening lightly upon contact of his oh-so beautiful skin.
The water slides down his face down his pale neck to the inside of his shirt and by then the other ukes were tilting their heads to get some more sexiness from him.
"OW! I can't see! I can't see!" Kagami howled in pain after being struck by the evilness that was Kuroko's fingers directly on his eyes."I can't fucking see!"
"No cheating…" Kuroko mumbled before tilting his head as well, he wiped the saliva that was threatening to leave out his mouth.
Well, what can you say? Akashi is hot damn sexy. That's the seduction he was looking forward for.
Akashi cards his slightly wet hair lightly before pinching the neckline of his shirt and slightly fanning it making his toned stomach visible again.
Kise gripped his hands over Kasamatsu's eyes because he was stand corrected by Akashi and now he's trying to steal their boyfriends at his stupid try of seduction.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Kasamatsu screeched because damn hell he would miss this special show. It's Akashi! Who would want to miss him giving them something akin to strip tease?
"Protecting your eyes from the horror that burns eyes!"Kise cheerfully exclaimed and all the while glaring at Akashi who only smirked at them.
"Muro-chin! You're not falling for that stupid Aka-chin's seduction method, right?" Murasakibara stomped his feet, cheeks puffing out in irritation.
"Oh no, not at all. Come and hug me so I can prove it to you." Himuro gently smiled and when the giant lifted him up for a hug, he got a pretty well view of Akashi.
Himuro made a catcall whistle.
And almost got his chest broken when his Atsushi began hugging him too tightly. Damn, Furihata sure is a lucky bastard. Never mind the fact that Akashi is a deranged man because that deranged man is pretty loaded and pretty hot and oh my god, just strip naked now!
Akashi sighed, "Is it just me or it's getting hotter here?"
"It's not just you, Akashi! It's really hot here so go on! Undress now if you must because it's really, really, really hot here!" Furihata and the others insisted, willing the Rakuzan captain to just drop his clothes now because it's really getting so hot here. Never mind the fact that the air conditioner was at its full blast.
Aomine had it when Sakurai all but ignored him and even had the nerve to jog over where Furihata, Kuroko, and Takao are. Kasamatsu was being pulled away by a very happy Kise and a very over the top happy Kise means a very over the top jealous copycat.
Someone will have some hard time walking in the morning! If you know what I mean.
"You!" Aomine shouted, "You ruined poetry, ruined the food industry and even tried to kill us by your horrible concoction but now you want to ruin relationships? How dare you!"
Akashi raised his eyebrow, "What are you talking about?"
Aomine approached the man and grinded his teeth, "Don't try to act innocent, Bakashi! You're alluring not only that Furihata kid but also ours! Stop this nonsense now before I called the fangirls."
Akashi's eyes widen, "You wouldn't."
The tanned ace gave a snarky smirk, "Oh, I would."
"You wouldn't."
"I would."
"Get the hell away, Aomine! You're blocking the view!" Kuroko called out.
Aomine looked at his former partner and huffed, "Ah, excuse me? I am the view!"
Kuroko grumbled."Stupid narcissistic bastard."
Furihata slightly craned his neck left and gives his companion thumbs up when he got a view of Akashi again. The others tilted their heads as well and throw away their manly pride because who got manly pride among them anymore? Phish posh, it got down the drain the moment they became the 'uke' in the relationship.
Akashi saw this and proceeded to grab the hem of his shirt and lift up his shirt over his head and throw the piece of clothing in their direction.
Of course, Furihata caught it first. Yea, who can deny that hot piece of ass? No one.
Not even him, the great Furihata Kouki.
Takao fanned himself, "Is it just me or it really did get hotter here?"
"You didn't." Aomine narrowed his eyes, "Oh no you didn't."
Akashi turned his nose up the air, "Oh, but I did."
The tanned ace raises his hand before searching for his phone in the pocket of his basketball short.
"You're going down, Akashi." Aomine snapped at him before he greeted the person he just called, "Yea. It's me."
He glanced at the curious stare of Akashi before grinning crazily, "Code Red, girls, Code Red."
And in that moment when red and gold eyes met indigo, Akashi Seijuurou swore he just saw his life flashes before him. He didn't even have the chance to glance back to Furihata when the door of the stadium bursts open and a mob of girls swarmed in.
"Fucking…" Akashi mouthed, "…hell…"
Squeal erupted and soon was followed by blood squirting out from different girls.
Then he was off running away. He's not going to stay here and risk his life, no idiot would dare to.
"If I don't make it, Kouki, remember that I still love you." He hurriedly said when he passed by the bench his Kouki was at.
Furihata didn't exactly care and neither did the others, they're too busy sighing over the hot body that just passed them by.
The hot body which would probably be raped, violated, raped once more, touched in inappropriate places, raped again, severely showered affection to by crazy hormonal girls and did I mention he would probably be raped? No? Then, he would possibly be raped.
"Hey," Takao started when silence reigned down the court again and Sakurai was dragged away by Aomine, "If you ever said yes to Akashi—and I would probably think you're crazy not to—do you think it would possible for us to have threesome?"
"I would like to suggest foursome but Kagami-kun wouldn't really like that so…" Kuroko broke off with a sigh. Hey, he's a hormonal teen, it's not a crime to drool at some hot guy. At least, his Kagami-kun did not drool at Akashi because if he ever did, Akashi is a dead man.
Furihata, in all his daze glory because damn hot hell Akashi is one fine Adonis, nodded to Takao's question without even registering the inquiry.
Takao smiled happily. He's so dead the moment his Shin-chan finds him, he thought, so-so dead.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Stop following me!"
Oh, but the fan girls didn't stop following the almighty Akashi.
It continued on for a very long time. A very, very, very, very long time.
"He should have continued the cutesy seduction act," Momoi giggled before shrugging, "Oh well, his biggest mistake then."
And all the while, Akashi dodged the paralyzing bullets his way.
"My virginity and all of me," Akashi made a show of showing his sexy body, "are all for Kouki! Stupid bitches!"
The rabid fan girls' mouths foamed in aggression even more. And Akashi really did saw his life flashing before his eyes, his short sexy life.
Oh, dear SHIT indeed.
TBC…
Heh, so I don't know what I had just written. XD, I think it's lacking humour but *shrugs*, it's seduction and when my mind is down the gutter, weird things happen. Weird things such how the hell did I think up of Moe!Akashi?
And Akashi and Moe is only present in one sentence when 'is not' is between them! XD
Anywho, I don't know if it's karma or something but I'm sorry for the late update because sans the writer's block, I also got myself into some mild food poisoning. XD, yea, it's karma alright. I'm still not much well but I'll live. Plus, college is killing me! And it's not starting yet! Ugh, all the requirements and the transitioning! I'm more likely a walking corpse here!
But since I don't want you to keep waiting because I love you all, I pulled out this chapter out of the deepest corner of my rotting mind and voila! A chapter for all of you!
Thanks for the reviews and faves and follows! And OMG! I am so happy that this thanks to all you readers and reviewers and those who followed and put it to their favourites! Here, have some virtual cookie! X-), Yum.\ (o wo) , yay! Yay! Yay with a poker face!
Hmmmm, but alas, I am running out of ways to court the living daylights out of Kouki and all that is left is the last chapter that I've been saving up and been trying to prolong its arrival since I enjoyed writing this so much.
If I don't have anything anymore, I would put it up but if you all have any suggestion and I gotten an idea out of it, The Absolute Courting Of Akashi Seijuurou will live on!
Hahahahhaha, okay, I'm going to shut up now. XP
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