Another one! I woke up this morning with it in my head ready to be typed.

Disclaimer: Dont own nuffin to do with Kingsman or 'Arry Potter


Chapter 7 – I Have Chosen You

*22:15pm, 8th September 2015, Hogwarts Kitchens, Hogwarts Castle, Lochaber, Fort William, Scotland*

Horcruxes are nasty buggers, Hades has had to destroy a few in his lifetime when hunting very dark wizards and witches. He first read about them in his last lesson with Charlotte Helsing, she had given him unrestricted access to her personal library of dark magiks. Putting part of a person's soul into a container just sounds wrong, not in an 'ew gross' kind of way, just wrong, it is after all against nature. Destroying a Horcrux is even harder, depending on how clever the maker of the Horcrux is, makes it harder to destroy as there may be some kind of protection against anyone who goes near it. Depending on the object the Horcrux is within depends on its defence mechanism, the effects can be instantaneous or gradual. There is only one way to destroy a Horcrux and that's by destroying its container.

Hades was pretty sure a few wizards and witches in the past have created a Horcrux and used a container that made it difficult for people like him to get to and even harder to destroy as it could be something the muggles find interesting, for example a piece of art in a museum. Harry had to destroy one of Picasso's pieces of art once, he hated every second of it. He made sure that the witch got everything she deserved.

When Albus Dumbledore had said that Voldemort had created seven in his lifetime, Harry actually went pale, finding one Horcrux was a pain, but seven? Fortunately, Dumbledore had then said that there was only six left, Fleamont, had destroyed the diary of Tom Riddle in his second year, nice one bro. After asking if he knew of anymore, Dumbledore went quiet, he then said he suspected that Voldemort had used some artifacts of the founders to use as containers, it seemed Tom Riddle liked shiny things. But it was what Dumbledore said after that made Harry stare at his notes in shock. Dumbledore suspected that his brother was a Horcrux himself, his scar held the Horcrux inside of it.

This wasn't Hades's CONTRACT however, the headmaster didn't want any one part of the Order of the Phoenix to start killing people when it was needed, so what better way than use a killer like Hades. He would be paid five thousand galleons for every target which was on a list. The reason for Dumbledore to tell Harry about the Horcruxes was for him to look out for any Horcrux-y objects whilst out and about. He would then be paid ten thousand galleons for destroying it.

Obviously Harry didn't actually need the money from Dumbledore, so the money that went to him, was then converted into pounds then sent to a charity, he was already being paid by headquarters, Dumbledore didn't need to know that though.

When Harry was left at his private quarters within the Castle, he immediately had a shower. Drying off he looked in the mirror, his scar had itched, which wasn't completely odd, it had itched before, but this time it was swollen as well. Tapping it to see if the itchiness would suppress Harry froze, then it dawned on him. He had noticed his brother's scar had seemed to look miles better than his does, his brother apparently hadn't had any problems with his scar, Harry had, nothing really bad just headaches at different times. Dumbledore suspected that Fleamont may have inherited some of Voldemort's abilities through it, but unfortunately he hadn't shown any thing that could point to that. Harry though, was a Parselmouth.

"Oh fuck me" Harry said in Parseltongue.

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It had been a week since the realisation that Harry would eventually have to kill himself if he wanted to get rid of Tom Riddle, he wanted to talk to Dumbledore sometime soon, the man had given him the first week off from anything and he couldn't find the headmaster anywhere. Instead of getting annoyed with the absent Albus Dumbledore, Harry set his mind to the task of finding a recruit, who would either become the next Gawain or the next…. him.

It was interesting seeing the reactions of the local wizarding folk in Hogsmeade when a large metal box with a parachute attached to it dropped from the sky. He now had equipment and more clothing, now to observe the students.

Over the week he noted down specific people from the different houses who could have potential, he decided that he was only going to go with his brother's year and the year below, this would allow him to train them without having to explain what some of the higher magiks he would be teaching them really in depth. They were old enough to research on their own time if they really wanted to know and it would please Merlin greatly knowing he wasn't teaching an eleven-year-old how to kill someone using any object you could get your hands on.

Harry had five people on his list, a Ravenclaw, two Hufflepuffs, a Gryffindor and a Slytherin, he wasn't biased when it came to potentials. After observing all of them he had chosen his person. He had sent a note via owl to them so they would get it at breakfast on the 8th. He watched the person's reaction of receiving the note, this was a mini test in its own way, can they keep a secret and keep their features in check; the person just raised one eyebrow, they looked up at the head table where he was sat, and nodded, Harry saw them fold the note up and place it in their pocket.

Good.

Now Harry was sipping on a cup of tea waiting for his potential to come to meet him at the time and place he had put on his note. He watched the House Elves wander about cleaning cutlery, pots, pans, clothes, they fixed things as well, it was like a well-coordinated dance.

The door to the Hogwarts Kitchens opened and his chosen person stepped in, they looked around before spotting Harry sat at table, they walked over and sat opposite him, a House Elf asked them for anything, they asked for a mug of hot chocolate. Receiving the mug of steaming hot chocolate Harry studied the person, he hadn't seen them this close so he wanted to see their reactions closely.

"Right, its good of you to come and meet me here, I bet you are wandering why I actually wanted to meet you anyway?" he asked, the person nodded and took a sip of their drink.

"I have been observing you for a while now, I take it you have noticed as well?" Again the person nodded.

"Good, first off, I haven't come here just for Dumbledore for the reason he needs me, I've also come here to get someone….a recruit." He explained, the person just looked at Harry to carry on.

"I am part of a secret muggle organisation called Kingsman, we are an independent spy agency that deals with the worlds bad human problems. Normally I would pick you then you would be sent to headquarters for training but I have been given free rein on training you as I am the only Magical Agent there, so it was obvious to allow me to train you in a magical to magical sort of way, you follow?" Harry asked, the person looked thoughtful for a moment before nodded that they understood.

"I maybe be training you, however you may not get the job. Once an agent dies, the job position opens and each agent has to present their potential in a final test then they would be chosen, so not only am I training you to become an agent, I need you to become the best and get that spot, it would look good on me and give me some bragging rights" the person smiled and nodded.

"Training will be difficult and hard, if you become an agent you can't tell anyone about what you do for a living, your life will become a half-truth, so are you up for it?" The person stared at their mug of hot chocolate in thought, Harry didn't mind, it was a big thing to decide, to stay normal or to live two lives. The person looked up at Harry and nodded determinedly. Harry clapped his hands together and smiled a big smile.

"Splendid…" he waved his hands and a stack of papers and a pen appeared "…you'll have to sign these, you can fill out the forms later" The person took them pen and papers and read through the papers or Kingsman Contract as it said above, before signing it. It glowed and vanished, that meant it was now in Merlin's office.

Standing up and fastening his suit jacket, Harry held out his hand, the person got up after finishing the rest of their hot chocolate and shook his hand.

"As Merlin would say 'Welcome to the most dangerous job interview in the world'…. Miss Lovegood"


I wonder how many people will go "WTF! WHY?"

also let me answer some questions for anyone who is unsure about a few things.

1. Lily and James were still born in 1960 like in canon, so Lily is 55, I just pushed Harry's and Fleamont's birth back. Thats it, they lived there life passed 1981 like normal people...who were fighting in a war...so not particularly normal.

2. In real life, a person who ten years ago ran away from home for bad reasons (im talking Harry level abuse, either in this story or canon, not to the point of depression, but just enough to make him leave), usually, starts a new life without the problems as before and the feelings of anger/ sadness should fade. This Harry gets why his parents didn't take any notice of him, and feels that keeping a grudge against his parents is a stupid thing to do, so when reading this, think 'Harry still has unhappy feelings towards his parents, but he is trying to at least be friends with them' this will allow you to understand why there isn't any screaming contests. Apologies if this offends anyone, trying to put across why Harry isnt at his parents throats is difficult. I could just say he got over it, but some people are picky.

3. Hades is a cool name, I know its not part of the myth of Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table.