A/N: Before I begin, I would like to apolizse for the wait. Alright, this whole alternate-between-doing-a-HSM-special-and-doing-a-TNBC-special thing is going to be altered a bit. It's going to go more like 2 HSM songs followed by 2 TNBC songs.

Now, on with the show:

(To the tune of "Jack's Lament")

Harry:

(SPOKEN) I can't wait for things to change

just imagine if things were different

(SUNG) There would be few who would ever deny

at what I do, I would be the best

and my talents would be known far and wide

when it comes to surprises when the time is right,

I would excel without ever really trying

with the slightest little effort of some magic charms

many girls will end up letting out shrieks

with a wave of my hand and one or two moans

I could sweep many women off their feet

but here everyday, it's just the same routine

and I'm getting right weary of the same dull thing

I am Harry Potter you see

and I have grown so tired of just about everything

oh, somewhere deep inside I now know

an emptiness for long has grown

something is out there far from this "home"

something that I may never know

(SPOKEN) and it's such a shame

(SUNG) I could be a master alright

all the girls would scream with delight

I'll scare all the villains out of their underpants

perhaps to some yanks in Kentucky

I'll be mister unlucky

I might be the most well known throughout England and France

I may not be dead, but I could still use my head

to recite various quotations

no one in all the land

would scream like I can

I would do right furious recitations

but who here would really understand

that this young boy who has yet to grin

would tier of this life

if only someone understood

he would give it all up

if he only could

oh, there's an empty place in my soul

that calls out for something unknown

the abuse and pain come day after day

brings about all these endless tears

A/N: At long last, it is finished. It did take me a while, but i'm just happy that it's done PERIOD.