A/N: Before I begin, I would like to apolizse for the wait. Alright, this whole alternate-between-doing-a-HSM-special-and-doing-a-TNBC-special thing is going to be altered a bit. It's going to go more like 2 HSM songs followed by 2 TNBC songs.
Now, on with the show:
(To the tune of "Jack's Lament")
Harry:
(SPOKEN) I can't wait for things to change
just imagine if things were different
(SUNG) There would be few who would ever deny
at what I do, I would be the best
and my talents would be known far and wide
when it comes to surprises when the time is right,
I would excel without ever really trying
with the slightest little effort of some magic charms
many girls will end up letting out shrieks
with a wave of my hand and one or two moans
I could sweep many women off their feet
but here everyday, it's just the same routine
and I'm getting right weary of the same dull thing
I am Harry Potter you see
and I have grown so tired of just about everything
oh, somewhere deep inside I now know
an emptiness for long has grown
something is out there far from this "home"
something that I may never know
(SPOKEN) and it's such a shame
(SUNG) I could be a master alright
all the girls would scream with delight
I'll scare all the villains out of their underpants
perhaps to some yanks in Kentucky
I'll be mister unlucky
I might be the most well known throughout England and France
I may not be dead, but I could still use my head
to recite various quotations
no one in all the land
would scream like I can
I would do right furious recitations
but who here would really understand
that this young boy who has yet to grin
would tier of this life
if only someone understood
he would give it all up
if he only could
oh, there's an empty place in my soul
that calls out for something unknown
the abuse and pain come day after day
brings about all these endless tears
A/N: At long last, it is finished. It did take me a while, but i'm just happy that it's done PERIOD.
