Hello all you people reading this story! I would like to say that I have nothing to say. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Newton's Three Laws of Motion belong to Issac Newton himself. Sorry, I had to get that out of the way.


Roy was swinging his sword near a random tree in a random part of the random woods when all of a sudden, a random door appeared outta no where!

"Huh?" Startled by the door, Roy fell on his back-side. "Woah, what the heck was that?" Roy looked up in the tree. On one of the branches, the random door was just sitting there. "Hmm... I guess I better go in it." Roy climbed the tree and entered the door. Inside was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "Guess I better sit on it." Roy walked over to the chair and sat in it.

"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.

"Great. Now I'm hearing voices in my head."

"You're not hearing voices, Roy."

"Great. Now they're telling me that there are no voices in my head."

"Uh... Roy of... where are you from?"

"You should know! You're the one in my head!"

"Um... yeah... Roy... He has voices in his head."

"Well, duh! You're a voice in my head!"

"Ugh... Roy?"

"Yes?"

"You don't have voices in your head."

"Of course I do."

"No, you don't."

'Yes, I do."

"No, you don't."

"Yes, I do."

"No, you don't."

"Yes, I do."

"How many?"

"Well, there's you, Billy, Bob, Joe, Jim, Tom, Matt, Shawn, Fred, Ed, Edd, Eddy, and Jon."

"'Ed, Edd and Eddy' is a T.V. show, genius."

"Yeah, I know. I named you them 'cause there voices are the exact same."

"...Moving on. Roy... He's 28 and didn't have a girlfriend yet."

"Oh, would you just STOP rubbing it in!!"

"Wh-what?"

"I told you, I AM 28 and I DID NOT have a girlfriend yet!!"

"But, I didn't even know!"

"How could you not know?! You've been living in my head for the last 28 years!"

"Er... right..."

"You better believe it! I don't like telling voices in my head that everyday for 28 years!"

"You told the voices in your head you've been telling them that for the past 28 years?!"

"YES!! And why must you talk in third person?!"

"I'm not talking in third person because there aren't any voices in your head!!!"

"THEN WHO THE HECK IS TALKING NOW?!?!?!"

"JUST FORGET THE FREAKIN' THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pant... huff..."

"Wait, how can the voice in my head get tired from yelling?"

"Just shut up. Roy... The voices in his head control his every move."

"Well, you should know. You're all controling me!"

"So --"

"YES!! You all control my thoughts and actions!!!"

"Well... We command you to leave this room!"

"About time!!" Roy gets up out of the chair and heads toward the exit. When he leaves, the voice heard: "OW! Ow! OUCH! Owie! PAIN! Ow..."

"Guess Roy forgot that the door was on a tree."


7 is done! Great! Thanks for da support, everyone! YAYNESS!