TOTAL DRAMA ALL-STARS EPISODE 5, (Rounds 2 and 3, someone goes home!):

"And we're back! Well, that was quite the start to our Total Drama All-Star MMA CLASH, wasn't it?" Blaineley asks the crowd. The crowd cheers its approval.

"Now that we're in the Second Round… there's one more thing… The Captain of either team can request that 1 or more of the remaining fighters be kicked out of the 2nd Round, Also, Bridgette is suffering from dizzy spells after her fight with Eva, so she's been declared medically unfit to Continue" Blaineley says.

"Oh, and by the way Justin, you now have to fight for your team, because of your small numbers" Blaineley says with a smile on her face.

"What?! Wait…" Justin smiles slyly. "You were planning on doing that anyways weren't you?" "Hey, when I said everyone was going to fight, I meant EVERYONE" Blaineley says with some finality in her voice.

"Fine, let me get changed then, and I'll come join the Remaining fighters" Justin says.

Confessional, Justin, now in the Vulture purple fight trunks and fight gloves: I had a feeling that Blaineley would have me fight in the second round… so I took the liberty of already giving myself my MMA title… I am drumroll please… Justin "of Troy" (1) Markham! (He grins while flexing his muscles) Pretty catchy huh?

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Heather: Finally, the second round! Now I can tear apart that crazed redheaded bitch Zoey! YOU, WILL, PAY!

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Zoey: Now it's time for Zeke to feel the same pain that Mike did!

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Ezekiel: I think it's time for me to twist Dakota into a pretty little pretzel eh… YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME FLASHBACK AGAIN!

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Tyler: Duncan's done… (Tyler cracks his knuckles in anger) and Heather's next! For Linds!

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Dawn: Something wasn't right about that fight with Courtney, she isn't the type to just pass out from one punch… (Scott sticks his head in the confessional, and smiles deviously) May I intrude? (Dawn) GAH! No! (She slams the door, catching Scott's fingers in it, he screams in pain) YEAOOOOOOOWWWW!

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Scott (he holds up his hand to the camera, clearly in pain): Owwww… Ok I think I put a target on my back for elimination, I can only hope at this point that Justin or Zeke screws up, or that Duncan alienated enough people to get gone.

(He looks at his hand again, alarmed) Saaaaay, that's an interesting shade for a fingernail to have, I think I'll go to the medic tent now.

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Jo: The Second round… (She smiles) This where things finally start to get fun. Our group of fighters, while much smaller, is very good. I know I'm good, Heather's a ruthless combatant, I don't know about Justin, he says he can fight; I'll believe it when I see it. But Zeke is our REAL ace in the hole… guy's a true beast. (She shivers)

He DEMOLISHED Mike in round 1; he could wipe the floor with at least a couple people here. As for the Knights… (She chuckles) let's see… Cody's an absolute joke; I'll wipe the floor with him. Hell, I think JUSTIN can beat the living crap out of him.

Bridge has been declared medically unfit for round 2. Dawn… I don't know, she did cause Courtney to pass out with one punch, but something feels off there. Zoey and Tyler are threats but (She grins evilly)… knowing Jarhead; he'll pull them out of the Fight. That leaves Brick and Dakota as the only real threats on the Knight roster. Check and mate.

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Brick, looking really conflicted: I don't know what to do… we need the numbers advantage, but Tyler and Zoey… (He thinks hard) Tyler wants his shot at Heather, but Tyler's so blind with rage he could very well beat her into a coma, not only would he be disqualified from the whole contest, but he'd end up in prison.

Zoey wants to take on Ezekiel, but Zeke's an absolute monster, if he took down Mike that easily, he'll destroy Zoey just as easily. But we do need the win… (He gets serious, slamming his fist the palm of his other hand) NO! I will not sacrifice the principals I was raised on just for the sake of winning a stupid challenge! That would make me no better than Heather, Alejandro, or Scott. I have to pull them out, for their sakes.

(End Confessionals)

"Blaineley, as Captain of the Knights, I request that you pull out Tyler and Zoey out of Round 2" Brick says.

"WHAT?!" Zoey and Tyler reply in unison. Jo grins, Heather scowls and clenches her fists in rage, a small smile forms on Zeke's face in response.

Confessional, Jo grinning: Told ya… Brickhouse, you are way too predictable for your own good.

As a bonus, you even managed too piss off our "Beloved" Captain Heather for denying her the shot at Zoey… she'll be gunning for you now, perfect for softening you up so I can take you down.

Heather, clenching her fists together: BRICK! I will smash you into bits for denying me the chance to turn that redhead bitch's face into a splatter mark! YOU WILL PAY! ARRRGGGGHHHH!

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Ezekiel, laughing his ass off: Ha-Ha-ah… gotta love it when a well-thought out plan comes together eh. Step 1. Hurt Mike enough to drive Zoey into a frothing Rage.

Step 2. Wait until Brick pulls Zoey out of the second round… yes I knew about that beforehand, Blaineley handed out these rule pamphlets before the challenge, but only me, Jo, Brick, and surprisingly enough, Justin bothered to read them. Anyways… oh Right!

Step 3. Provoke Zoey further so that she appears to go completely nuts, getting her knocked off by her team the next time they lose. (Zeke snaps his fingers) That simple eh…

(End Confessionals)

"What are your reasons?" Blaineley asks. "Simple, the people they're gunning for, Tyler wants to go after Heather for taking down Linds in Round 1, and Zoey wants to take down Ezekiel for brutalizing Mike."

Blaineley ponders this for a moment… "Your request is granted Brick, I see you're reasoning, and its sound"

Tyler screams into Brick's face "WHY?! You saw what she did to Lindsay, she deserves to pay!" his fists clenched in rage.

"I know what you want to destroy Heather for what she did to Lindsay, but think about it… you've already brutalized Duncan, TWICE. Do really think Blaineley will hesitate to kick your ass off the Island if you do what you want to do?"

"No…" Tyler says dejectedly.

"Is that what Lindsay would want… to lose your chance at 10 million dollars because of HEATHER?"

"NO…" Tyler says with tears in his eyes. Brick puts his hand on Tyler shoulder, and says… "Then be the bigger man and Stand down yo".

"Ok Brick…I'm going, thank you" Tyler says as he walks out of the octagon, tears flowing from his eyes.

Confessional, Tyler: Brick's right… he's a good Captain; he looked out for me, thanks Brick. (Tyler smiles and gives a thumbs up)

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Jo: Tyler… you're so strong, and yet, so weak… you're a complete joke!

(End Confessionals)

"And Zoey… I know you're gunning for Zeke, but he'll destroy you" Brick says. "But…" Zoey says, tears in her eyes. "I know, but look at what he did to MIKE… he couldn't even get a hit in before Ezekiel knocked him out, he'll do the same to you"

"But MIKE…" Zoey tries to say. "Would Mike want you to see you get beaten to a pulp in in his name?" Brick asks.

Zoey drops to her knees crying… "No…" "Then stand down, please" "O-ok Brick" Zoey says as she walks away, crying her eyes out. Zeke hangs his head in shame at her reaction.

Confessional, Ezekiel: Well, so much for step 3 eh… (He looks kinda guilty) I did consider provoking her some more, but that would've been pointless… and too much on my conscience eh.

I've already set events in motion with her and Mike… plan's still on track despite this small setback. (He smiles) Plus, Heather's going to destroy her credibility as Captain after she loses to Brick. THAT is a pretty great consolation prize if there was one eh.

(End Confessionals)

"That leaves the teams at an even 4 each… For the Knights in Round 2, there's Brick, Dawn, Dakota, and Cody.

"Representing the Vultures are… Heather, Jo, Ezekiel, and in his fighting debut "Justin "Of Troy" Markham!" Blaineley exclaims.

Confessional, Ezekiel: "Of Troy", really Justin? You do KNOW what happened to everyone in the Iliad that had that title right?

(End Confessional)

"Captains, select your opponent for Round 2!"

"I choose Brick!" Heather screams, pointing right at him. Brick salutes, smiling. "Challenge accepted ma'am" Brick says, angering Heather further.

"Ok, but be careful what you wish for Heather… 2nd round Match #1 will be Brick vs. Heather!"

Confessional, Heather: BRICK, I WILL DESTROY YOU!

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Ezekiel: It's sure great when your plan comes together eh… (Zeke grins)

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Jo: Heather has no chance against Brick! It will sure be nice to watch her ass get kicked!

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Justin: (He chuckles) and everyone calls me an idiot…

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"Hmmm… I pick… CODY!" Jo exclaims, smiling evilly at him. Sierra's eyes bulge in horror. Cody gulps.

"Match #2 is Cody vs. Jo"

Confessional, Jo: (She laughs) All too easy… (She laughs again) There's no way I can lose against that scrawny joke! Scott would've had him beat if he hadn't decided to play dirty.

(She growls) Fucking Redneck moron! (She slams her fist against the confessional wall) We have so many screw-ups and idiots on MY team it baffles me… Justin, while hot, is a useless spare part who hasn't been eliminated yet because we haven't LOST in a while… I don't even know how he ended up on this team!

Duncan's a dangerous liability who lost to TYLER of all people! (She gets angrier as she rants about her team)

Scott gives white trash rednecks a bad name, and Ezekiel's a super- strong psychopath who makes his girlfriend look perfectly sane! ARRRGHHHHHH! Damnit!

If we lose there are WAYYYYYYY to many choices of who to knockoff… this is INFURIATING!

At least I have a great punching bag to take all my rage out on! (She laughs darkly as Justin overhears everything she's saying)

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Justin enraged: (His eye twitches) so I'm just a "useless spare part" huh? Well, this "Spare part" will last longer than you will you Jockette Bitch! I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT!

(He punches the camera, cracking the lens) Still VERY glad my hand modeling contract expired. But seriously, after Duncan's gone… Jo you're next in line! And just to make sure… (He takes out a small notebook and writes down everything Jo just confessed)

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Cody, afraid: I'm doomed... I already got eaten by a bear and attacked by a Dingo… WHY DO I HAVE TO FIGHT JO GOD?! What did I do to deserve your wrath?

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Brick, shaking his head: Come on Jo… are you really that afraid of a real Challenge? (He smiles as it finally comes to him) Or do just want punching bags cause' your frustrated with your team?

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Sierra, crying: Please save Codykins god… PLEASE!

(End Confessionals)

"Ezekiel, I don't know what you're problem is today, but I don't like how you destroyed Mike, and how much you upset Zoey, you want a challenge Zeke? Well you've GOT ONE!" Dakota yells as she stands right over him.

"Do you really think you can scare me eh Dakota? Well, you have another thing coming! As they say eh… the bigger they are… THE HARDER THEY FALL EH! BRING IT!" Zeke snarls right in her face.

They growl at each other as Dakota's irises glow red, and Zeke's veins go black again, and his canines get slightly bigger and sharper.

"Whoa you two save your hate for the fight" Chef says, disturbed at their aggressive stances against one another.

"FINE" They say, stomping away from each other.

"And it looks like Match #3 will be a hate filled grunge match between the two strongest competitors in Total Drama history… Ezekiel vs. Dakota!"

Confessional, Dakota: Zeke, I may be sorry for what I did to Izzy… but you mercilessly beat Mike to a bloody pulp, so DO NOT expect any mercy from me!

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Ezekiel: Now Dakota, now I'll make you pay for hurting Izzy… IT'S PAYBACK TIME EH!

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Jo: I hope they don't destroy the arena fighting… yes that could happen with those two crazed freaks!

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Brick: Good luck Dakota… we're counting on you to take down Zeke, if you can't, NOBODY will. (He salutes the Camera) God speed.

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Duncan: The battle of the two radioactive freaks… should be a very entertaining fight… if they don't tear down the whole damn building in the process!

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"Hmmm… I guess that just leaves me vs. Dawn… I'm honored to face such a worthy opponent" he says, trying to charm her.

"You may be trained in martial arts Justin, but your Vanity and massive ego will work against you, it's written all over your aura" Dawn says, not falling for it in the slightest.

Justin frowns… then smiles innocently and says: "I have no idea what you're talking about, you wound me Dawn" Justin replies.

Confessional, Dawn: Justin's vicious, callous, vain, condescending, and judgemental to the extreme. Even if I don't beat him, that will come back to haunt him down the road… very few people know about his true nature, he keeps it well hidden… but not everyone is fooled.

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Justin: Tinkerbell (2) over there has to go as soon as possible, right after that Jock bitch Jo!

"The 4th and final Fight of the second round is "Justin "Of Troy" Markham vs. Dawn!"

(End Confessionals)

"And so the fights are Set! Are fighters need a little time to get ready, so we're gonna go to commercial, but after that… ROUND 2 of the Total Drama MMA Clash begins!" Blaineley exclaims.

"Fight #1 is Captain vs. Captain… its Brick vs. Heather!"

Pre-fight Confessional, Brick: I know Heather will do practically anything to win this fight, but she's on MY turf, she will go down.

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Heather: Now it's time to prove why I'm Captain of this team, and kick Brick's ass!

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Duncan: I'm calling it right now… Heather won't last one round against Brick, place your bets guys!

(End Confessionals)

Round 1, Brick vs. Heather:

Both walk up to the octagon, Brick salutes her like he did Gwen, only for Heather to give him the middle finger.

"Wow, for a Captain, you sure are rude; I have to respectfully inform you bring shame to your team ma'am". Heather and Brick walk up to each other, raise their fists, and glare at one another. "Are you two ready to fight?" they both nod.

"Then have at it!" Chef exclaims.

Heather starts off the proceedings by punching Brick first, which he blocks; she kicks him in the stomach, which barely fazes him.

Heather begins to get really mad, and she follows up with more Lightning-fast kicks, punches, and a couple elbows, which Brick dodges, ducks, or absorbs without much of a problem.

"She's good and angry now… Heather's getting pretty sloppy, time to go on the offense" Brick thinks. He grabs one of Heather's fists, and gives her a nasty uppercut, knocking her flat on her back. He gets the jump on her immediately, wrenching both arms painfully.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! I Tap Out! Just stop!" Heather yells in pain. Her entire smirks at her (with the exception of Alejandro) as she gets up. "What the hell are you all smirking at?!" She says to her team. "Oh nothing" they reply, and then they all burst out laughing. She growls, her eye twitching, fists clenched. "SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk… it seems you have a mutiny on your hands, for shame Heather, for shame…" Brick says mockingly. "Screw you Brick, I'm gonna kick your ass and THEN-"Heather tries to say before she's interrupted by Scott in the audience "Ha! Yeah right, Brick's gonna send you into "Seeing Stars City, population you" which creates more laughter from the vultures bench.

"Excuse me" she says, walking out of the Octagon, where Scott is sitting, and stomps on his crotch. "Goddamnit, why…" Scott groans as he falls to the floor, clutching his balls in pain for the second time that day.

All the males in the Vulture bench cringe, and even some of the girls do, Dawn shakes her head, and Brick continues grinning.

"Does ANYONE else have anything to say?" Heather screams in her fellow Vultures faces, they go silent in fear. "Good" she replies, a sadistic smirk on her face. She walks back into the octagon, and raises her fists.

Round 2:

"Let's just get this over with" Heather growls. "Fair enough" Chef says. "Fight!"

With that, Heather throws the first punch again, this time connecting with Brick's nose, causing him to stumble back a little. Heather kicks him in the stomach next.

"She can fight, but I'm not gonna lose to such a dishonorable bitch, she leads by fear, it`s time to break that hold" Brick thinks. "Time to give you the beating that's been coming to you for 4 seasons"

With that, Brick kicks her hard in the shin, knocking her off-balance. As she's on the ground, Brick mercilessly whales her with punch after punch, finally after the twelfth hard punch, she passes out.

"And Brick wins by Knockout! He has unsurprisingly beat Heather, and goes onto the third round" Blaineley exclaims.

Brick walks away without a word, as Heather is carried out by Chef.

Post-fight Confessionals:

Jo: Damn, Brick has demolished his way through Gwen AND Heather with barely a scratch! I thought Heather would be able to soften him up more… doesn't matter! I'll still beat him.

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Scott: I'm sick of Heather already! So is everyone else! We all want her… (He clutches his crotch in pain) ugh gone! And she threw the challenge! I WILL find a way to get rid of her before the merge!

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Brick, shaking his head: That… was pitiful. Having to crush Scott's jewels to enforce her authority was sad and painful. I get the sense she won't last much longer…

(End Confessionals)

"Now onto the 2nd fight of the second round…Cody vs. Jo!" Blaineley announces.

Pre-fight Confessional:

Cody: I'm I scared, no… terrified that Jo will tear me into a billion small pieces? HELL YES! I never have been more terrified in my entire life… I think I just peed a little (he smacks his head)

NO WAY! You are Cody Anderson! You have millions of fangirls all over the world counting on you to win, or at the very least, GO DOWN FIGHTING! Yeah! Now if you'll excuse me… Heh-Heh I have to change my shorts.

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Jo: 5 words… Cody Anderson is going DOWN! I'm sorry to disappoint Sierra and his entourage of fangirls, but Cody is a pathetic weakling… no matter how much taller he's gotten! I'll cream him in the first round, guaranteed!

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Gwen: I'm a little disgusted with Jo right now… first Trent, now Cody? She's picking weaker and weaker opponents as we go along, it's kinda pathetic. She's nothing but a bully… How the Hell did I end up on this team again? OH RIGHT… Duncan! If we lose today, you are going home!

(End Confessionals)

Round 1, Jo vs. Cody:

Jo and Cody walk up to the centre of the Octagon, Cody with his signature goofy grin on his face. "Wow, you sure look happy for someone who's gonna have their dorky face turned into Jell-O" Jo says.

"Yeah well, I think I can win" Cody says with full confidence. "You got spunk Cody, I respect that, but it isn't going to save you" Jo replies.

"If you two are done with the talk… you wanna fight?" Chef asks impatiently. They both nod with determined looks on their faces.

"Then…go at it!"

Jo starts of the proceedings with a rock hard punch, which Cody tries to block, but knocks away his left arm instead, leaving him vulnerable from a nasty sideswiping punch to the left side of his face.

Cody tries to shake it off, but he's been left dazed, and his left eye is swollen.

He kicks her in the stomach, then the thigh, throwing her off her game for a second. She quickly recovers and charges at Cody, who dodges, and slams her with a surprisingly punishing elbow to her ribs, knocking her to the ground in pain.

Cody quickly seizes this opportunity to wrench Jo's right arm with extreme prejudice, she groans in pain. She taps out.

"And Jo taps out in Round 1! Does this mean that Cody could actually win? Or is Jo just toying with him? Find out after the break!" Blaineley exclaims.

"And now we're back! After the break we saw Cody kick a surprising amount of ass, causing the mighty Jo to tap out in Round 1… how will he fare in Round 2? Let's find out!"

Round 2:

They walk up to the centre of the octagon. "Wow, I'm mildly impressed I didn't smash you into paste in the first round! You got a lucky hit is all." Jo says. "Riiiight… you just keep telling yourself that while I win!" is Cody's smartass reply, goofy grin painted on his face.

Jo growls at him… "You won't be smiling after I'm done with you!" Jo says. "If you're done with the trash talking… you ready to crack some heads?" She nods, gritting her teeth in fury at Cody. "Then have at it!"

Cody, full of confidence from his Round 1 win, fakes out Jo, then punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. She stumbles back, roars in rage, then kicks Cody hard in the right eye, causing it to swell shut. "Damnit! Now I can barely see… but I ain't going down that easily." Cody thinks.

Cody (somehow) dodges and blocks Jo's blows, despite having one eye swollen shut, and the other's black, he manages to stay in the fight, and occasionally hit her hard.

"Ok, I seriously underestimated the dork… he's obviously been trained very well, he's blocking and hitting by instinct… he's making me tired… I HAVE TO END THIS! Jo thinks.

Jo fakes out Cody with a false punch, then she trips him, and he falls to the ground with a thud. He jumps up immediately… only to be meet by a punishing uppercut by Jo, knocking him to the ground again, this time knocked out.

She pants… then raises her fist in victory as the unconscious Cody is carried out by Zoey.

"And Jo wins by Knockout Again! Jo now moves on to Round 3" Blaineley exclaims.

Post-Fight Confessionals:

Jo, panting, with her left eye swollen and cheek bruised, holding a towel to her bleeding nose: Damn, who would've ever thought that Cody would be a tougher opponent than Trent?

I sure didn't, I just thought that twerp got lucky with Scott, turns out he has some skill after all. He's earned some respect from me, I'll tell you that much. Why do the dorks ALWAYS come out of nowhere and catch me off-guard?

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Duncan: So the twerp can kick somebody's ass after all (he shrugs) who knew? Oh right me! He knocked me to the ground in World Tour… still didn't think he would last more than one round against Miss Tankette over there… guy's just full of surprises.

(End Confessionals)

"And now we come to our most exciting and arguably most dangerous fight… its Dakota vs. Ezekiel!" Blaineley exclaims.

Pre-fight Confessionals:

Dakota: Zeke, you really upset my Bestie, and brutalized another good friend. Expect NO MERCY! (Her irises turn red in anger again)

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Ezekiel: Finally! A worthy Challenge eh… Dakota, prepare to go down…FOR IZZY! (His veins turn black for a sec)

(End Confessionals)

Round 1, Ezekiel vs. Dakota:

The two heavyweights walk up to the centre of the octagon, and growl at each other as they raise their fists. If looks could kill… they would've killed each other by nuclear strike already.

Chef cautiously approaches the two. "A-are you two ready to fight?" he asks, kinda afraid of the toxic waste-enhanced teens.

They only nod and continue to stare each other down with murder in their eyes. "Then… FIGHT ALREADY!" Chef screams, then scurries out of their way.

Zeke starts off the fight with a crushing blow to Dakota's ribcage that would've killed a normal human being. Dakota is no normal teen girl though, so she just shakes it off.

She responds by trying to punch Zeke in the face, but he blocks. She tries punching him again and again, him blocking each blow.

After a couple minutes of this, Dakota has pushed Zeke all the way back to the chain link fence… the shock of hitting it makes Zeke lose his concentration for a brief moment.

This allows Dakota to land a massive punch square in the middle of Ezekiel's chest, causing him to collapse to the ground, breathless, and coughing up blood on the ground.

He tries to crawl away, but Dakota grabs his left leg, and drags him back. In desperation and anger, he kicks her hard in the nose, causing her to tumble backwards onto her butt, her nose spraying blood all over the place.

Zeke seizes the opportunity presented by this, and wrangles her in a crushing headlock that she can't escape.

Her face turns blue, and she taps out.

"And so Zeke has won a very bloody and brutal round 1… will he be able to keep it up and win? Or will Dakota beat him to a bloody pulp? Find out… in ROUND 2!"

Round 2:

Zeke and Dakota once again move to the centre of the Octagon, each other's blood spattered on the other. Zeke coughs up and spits out some more blood.

"Cough… Dakota, I thought you would put up more of a fight eh… I "Hack, cough, ACK!" guess not" Zeke says, then spews up more blood, to the disgust of (Almost) everyone. "Heh, at least I'm not the one spewing up blood every 5 seconds" Dakota says with a sadistic chuckle.

"If you two are "Urp" done with all the trash talk, are you "colarghh" ready to fight?" Chef says, barely holding back the vomit that he wants to spew all over the place, just like (almost) everyone else, the exceptions being Tyler, Gwen, Duncan, and Scott.

"Yes" is their reply as they glare at each other again, weirding out an already traumatized Chef. "Then… LET'S GET IT ON!" Chef shouts, and then runs out of the octagon to puke.

Dakota, full of confidence from her last win, starts off first this time with a high-kick to Zeke's face, and Zeke grabs her by the ankle, stopping the kick, and causing the crowd (well, at least the portion of the crowd that isn't up-chucking 80-90% of their insides) to gasp in shock.

"Wha?!" is all Dakota can say before Zeke tosses her across the octagon like a ragdoll, she rolls to the end of the octagon, and Zeke tries to jump kick her Street-Fighter Style. She manages to get out of the way just before he lands, and jumps to her feet.

He turns around in the blink of an eye, and manages to kick Dakota in the face, causing her to splatter blood from her mouth all over the place, including on Sierra, who finally throws up right then and there.

She responds by shaking it off as if it was nothing… and for the next few minutes, they trade devastating kicks, punches, and elbows, causing both to bleed profusely from their nose, ears, and from cuts on their lips and face.

Finally, Dakota manages to break through, and uppercuts Ezekiel so hard that he flies right out of the octagon, cracks his head on a light fixture, shattering it, before crashing into the bleachers below, just barely missing a very freaked out (and now wet trunked) Brick, who yelps in surprise and pants-wetting terror.

Chef approaches the now crushed section of bleachers where Zeke is now lying. "Hey… homeschool… you ok?" Chef asks apprehensively. "No mom… I meant to hit… the moose beside you…not your butt eh" Zeke says, somehow still conscious, but completely incapacitated. "Ok, the kid's somehow still awake, but he has absolutely no idea where he is or what happened, Dakota wins by T.K.O!" Chef exclaims.

"And so Dakota wins in the most bloody, brutal, over the top violent "Urp" brawl of the night… Dakota "urrghhh…" moves onto Round 3!"

Post-fight Confessionals:

Dakota, very dizzy, with her eyes swollen, cheeks black, blood running out her nose like a sieve, and a very badly bruised body: Oh wow… that fight with Zeke… was 10 times worse than the fights I had with the mutant Croc and Turtle last year c-combined! Ugh… absolutely everything hurts… but at least… I beat… (Before she can finish, her eyes close, and she falls to the floor, passed out)

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Ezekiel, dazed and confused, badly beaten up, his entire face swollen and purple with bruises, blood spewing out his nose and mouth, with small spikes of wood stuck in his arms, causing them to bleed, and a Medic with him trying to remove them: Worst… beating… I've… ever…had… so… much worse than… being down in that damned mine… (His eyes begin to close; the Medic shakes him to stay awake for a while longer)

Oh yeah… sorry bout' that eh… I'm… sorry my Izzy… I… FAILED… (A single tear drops from his eye before he finally passes out; he's carried out by Medics)

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Justin, looking pretty pale for his skin tone: S-sooo much blood… (He faints)

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Dawn, barfing into a bag, and Scott, doing his best to comfort her, not doing a good job of it: (Dawn) that was vile, disgusting… brutal (Scott) Awesomeness! I really didn't want to see my buddy get plastered all over the place; his blood is all over the place, along with Dakota's…

(That does it; Dawn barfs in the bag, hard-core) BLARGGGHHHH! Oh… (Scott) Hey Moonbeam you okay? I don't think you should fight… (Dawn glares at him, and pull out the Bat) Sweet Scotty… unless you want to be whacked with this Bat again, I suggest you please be quiet

(Scott) Gulp… okay do you want me to get you anything in the meantime? (Dawn) Some alone time with my misery would be nice… please sweetie? (Scott) No problem… (He slowly backs out of the room, and scurries away as Dawn continue up chucking her insides)

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Duncan: Ok, that is the most brutal fight I've seen outside of Mortal Kombat, period. (2)

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Brick: Ok, I wet my pants… but can you blame me?! I mean Ezekiel just fell from the sky, and crash-landed only inches from where I was sitting! I saw my life flash before my eyes… and I'm way too young to die.

(End Confessionals)

"Okay, we've got reports that Justin has fainted… apparently he's deathly afraid of blood (3). And Dawn has currently puked out "Urp" 75% of her guts, and is working her way up to 80.

Obviously Dakota's in no condition to fight after that over the top brutality that was her mutual beat-down against Zeke. So it looks like the only fight of the third round will be Brick vs. Jo! But first we have to clean up the bloody mess Zeke and Dakota left, wow… there must be a full litre of "Urp" their blood… BLARGGGGGG! (At Blaineley puking, the competitors left in the stands puke as well) Ugh… go to commercial please" Blaineley asks, moaning.

(End Confessionals)

A Looooonnnngggg commercial break later…

"And after cleaning that massive mess… we're back people! We move on to our final fight of the day… representing the Honorable Knights is their Captain… welcome back… "Benjamin "The Brick wall" MacArthur!" Blaineley exclaims.

The remaining crowd roars its approval.

"And in the Voracious Vultures corner, give a warm welcome to… Jolene "The Knockout Queen" Danvers!" The majority of the crowd viciously boos her, for she had mercilessly beaten two fan-favorites, Trent and Cody.

"Fighters… prepare to battle for your team's victory!"

Pre-fight Confessionals:

Jo: Finally… the Fight I've been waiting for all day… (She smashes her left fist into her open right palm, grinning in anticipation)… now it's finally time to show Captain Leaks-A-Lot who's best!

Besides, he's not at the top of his game right now; he's pretty freaked about his near death experience at the hands of a beaten Zeke, so he should be relatively easy pickings… (She frowns) Pity, I wanted to fight him at his best.

(Static)

Brick: (Sarcasm) Thanks Blaineley… you haven't put any added pressure on me at all… (He shakes himself out of it) Doesn't matter, you're the captain of your team Brick, and as such, you WILL win for your team! (He cracks his knuckles) HOO-RAA!

(End confessionals)

Round 3…

Brick vs. Jo, Round 1:

Both Brick and Jo stride into the octagon, confident they can pull off the win for their team. "Sorry CAPTAIN, but you will go down today!" Jo exclaims. "Oh yeah? You think plowing your way through Trent, and just scraping by Cody proves anything? Cause' it doesn't!" Brick replies.

"I was just saving my energy for my main target all along… YOU!" Jo replies smiling.

Brick grins deviously… "You like me that much ma'am? I'm Honored" Brick says. "I don't like you! You're just most worthy foe here" Jo replies. "No, that honor belongs to Dakota, admit it, YOU, LIKE, ME" Brick says. "NO I DON'T!" Jo screams in response. "If you two are done playing cat and mouse, do you wanna fight?" Chef asks in irritation, already mad at having to clean up the massive mess Zeke and Dakota left behind.

Jo raises her fists, smiles, and says "Let's dance". "Fine by me ma'am" Brick says, raising his fists as well. "Then… let's fight you two!" Chef yells.

Jo starts off the proceedings with a punishing high-kick, which Brick blocks. Jo tries hitting him again and again with punches, kicks; elbows all over his body (accept the crotch). Everything she tries, he blocks, or absorbs like a sponge.

Finally, Jo loses her patience, and tries to wallop him with a nasty jab to the side of his face, but seeing this coming; he ducks, and trips her, causing her to fall to her side with a dull thud.

Brick seizes the opportunity, rolls her onto her back, and twists both of her arms handcuff style. "I guess it's time for you to tap out… huh Jo?" Brick says cooingly as he increases the pressure on her wrists and twists her arms further.

In pain and frustration, she taps her head again against the octagon floor 3 times.

"And Jo taps in Round 1! I'm seeing a pattern here… will Brick continue his streak and finish Jo off in round 2? Or will Jo break that pattern and comeback for the win? Round 2 is up next!" Blaineley exclaims.

Round 2:

Brick and Jo once again move to the centre of the ring… "Not bad Brickhouse… I just cannot believe I fell for the same tricks that Gwen and Heather fell for" Jo says, angered. "What can I say? I have a way with the ladies" is Brick's reply.

"In your dreams!" Jo says. "You bet ma'am" Brick replies, grinning ear to ear. "Ugh… that's not what I meant! Let's just get this over with" Jo replies in disgust. Chef nods as both raises their fists… "And fight!"

Jo opens the fight again, but catches the cocky Brick off guard, hitting him hard in the mouth, causing him to stumble back. That's enough room for Jo to slam him with a nasty kick to his ribcage, knocking him off his feet, and leaving him breathless.

Jo tries to get the drop on him, but he kicks her in the nose hard, stunning her, and causing it to bleed. Brick jumps to his feet, but is meeting by hard elbow to his left cheek courtesy of Jo, knocking him to the ground again. He quickly jumps to his feet, and catches Jo mid-punch. He weaves to the side, hitting her with an elbow to her ribs.

She loses her breath for a second, and Brick tries to slam her with a hard punch, only for her to barely dodge, and respond with a devastating punch to his mouth, cutting up his lips, and jarring him enough that he falls to the ground.

While he's incapacitated, she runs to the other side of him, jumps onto him, and catches him in a perfect leg-lock around his neck. He struggles to get free, trying to punch her to get free. "Jo… can't…breathe" Brick chokes out as his face begins to turn blue. "Then tap out and I'll let you go… or just pass out and I win anyway, your call" she replies.

Needless to say, Brick taps his fist down 3 times.

"And Brick taps out in Round 2, they're tied one and one a piece heading into the third and deciding round. It's close… who will win, the Captain of the Knights Brick, or Jo of the Vultures? This question will be answered in Round 3!"

Round 3:

Brick and Jo stumble to the centre of the octagon, now beaten, bloodied, and tired. "Jo's hits are harder than I thought they would be, I can't take much more… have to end this quickly" Brick thinks.

"Brick was as every bit the challenge I expected, I'm exhausted. But I can still win with a few more good hits" Jo thinks.

They stand at the centre again; Brick spits blood out of his mouth, which is now running down his chin. Jo limbers herself up for the last time. Both are so tired they can barely stand. "Are you two ready to fight for the last time?" Chef asks. They both nod slowly.

"Then… FIGHT!"

This time, Brick opens up with a hard punch to Jo's nose, making it bleed even further. Jo responds with a jab to his stomach, making him cough up blood, and clutch his belly in agony.

But… Jo is too tired to take advantage of the opportunity. Brick sees this, and side swipes her with the heaviest punch he can now muster.

She twists, and falls flat on her face. She tries to get up, but Brick pushes her back to the ground. He gets the jump on her, and grabs both her arms handcuff style again. "Jo, tap out now, stand down" Brick says with authority in his voice.

"No way! If you think that I'm gonna just lay down and die, you have another thing coming!" Jo yells, kicking Brick in the butt as hard as she can at the moment.

The pain angers him…"In case you're deaf Jo… I said… STAND DOWN NOW!" Brick barks as he digs his knee into her back, and twists her arms as far back as they'll go. The strain is too much for Jo to bear "Alright, I tap out, you don't have to be so harsh about it, I TAP OUT!" Jo yells.

"And Brick pulls off the victory for the Knights! The Knights win! The Vultures winning streak is broken!" Blaineley exclaims.

"You're prize for winning this challenge is a brand-new hot tub for your cabin!"

All the Knights cheer, including Brick, who stumbles out of the octagon, hands rose in victory. Jo also stumbles out of the octagon, to the glares of her team. "What?! Do you think any of YOU could do any better?!" she yells in indignation.

Post-Victory Confessionals,

Jo, arms crossed: Fucking assholes… I hate my team! Brick was a good challenge though… and when he ordered me down… kinda hot actually. (Her eyes bulge in shock) Give me that damn tape! HOW THE HELL DO YOU OPEN THIS THING?!

(Static)

Brick: I won! I WON! Owwww… I hurt all over though… I gotta nice hot tub to cure that problem though… maybe I should invite Jo over he-Heh…

(Static)

Mike: I TOLD YOU fighting Zeke was a bad idea Vito! GASP! (Vito) How was I supposed to know that Zeke is a super-strong freak? GASP! (Mike) Because… I TOLD YOU IDIOT!

(Static)

Zoey: I'm now actually really glad that I didn't fight Zeke… the guy IS a monster… (She shivers)

(Static)

Courtney: Ugh… that was one hell of a punch… Dawn's earned my respect.

(Static)

Heather: So I lost to Brick… big deal! There's absolutely NOTHING my "team" can do about it. At least I got Duncan out of my hair!

(Static)

Scott: Wow, I could really be going home tonight… might as well say my goodbyes now.

(Static)

Lindsay: I-I can't believe I lost to Heather… (She cries, Brick hears, and comes in) Lindsay, what's wrong?

(Lindsay) I got my ass kicked by Heather… (Brick) That was only because she's better trained… I can train you better if you want… (Lindsay) You'd do that for me?

(Brick) You're my teammate, AND my friend, it would be a pleasure to properly train you in martial arts. (Lindsay hugs him) THANK YOU, THANK YOU BRICK! (Brick) You're welcome Linds… we could start tomorrow first thing if you want. (Lindsay smiles) That would be great.

(Static)

Duncan, staring at the immunity statue in his hand: You know, if I don't use this, I'll go home. But if I do… Scott or Zeke will likely go home, and they're my buddies. (His face turns serious) I know what I have to do.

(Static)

Gwen: I wish I was on Brick's team…

(End Confessionals)

"And that's our Total Drama All-Star MMA Clash Everybody! Vultures, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony tonight" Blaine says.

Before the Elimination ceremony… Duncan calls Gwen, Courtney, and his buddy Zeke into the Woods.

"What do you want Duncan?" Courtney asks. "Yeah, it's kinda strange you called us to these woods eh" Zeke says. "I called you guys here because it's private" Duncan replies.

"Gwen, Courtney… I just wanna say I'm… man this is hard for me…-" "Spit it out already!" Gwen says impatiently. "I'm sorry Okay? I'm sorry Princess for cheating on you and not being straight up about it" Duncan says.

Courtney's jaw drops.

"And Pasty, I'm really sorry for being such an arrogant, insufferable asshole to you, to Greg, to your friends, and you were right about everything… you were so right" Duncan says.

"Damn straight" Gwen replies.

"Wait a minute, how do we know that you're not just faking regret again?" Courtney asks suspiciously.

"Yeah, How DO we know Duncan?" Gwen says.

Duncan chuckles in response… "I had a feeling you would say that... if I wasn't sorry I wouldn't say anything, and just use this…" Duncan says, pulling out the box, and opening it to reveal the Invincibility Statue!

Now all their collective Jaws drop practically to the ground.

"H-how long have you had this?" asks Gwen. "Since last week, but I'm not gonna use it, instead…" Duncan then hands the Box to Zeke, who gasps in shock.

"W-why are you giving me this eh?" Zeke asks. "Because Ezekiel, you're my buddy, and you've never really had a chance on this show before, I hope this improves your chances" Duncan replies.

"T-thanks eh… I don't know what to say" Zeke says.

"I wanted to do one nice thing before my sorry butt is voted off" Duncan says.

"Ok, you have me convinced… I won't be voting for you" Courtney says.

"Me neither, but I don't think any of us will be able to convince anyone else" Gwen says.

"Pasty, I don't doubt it, I`ll see ya later" Duncan says.

They all walk out of the woods…

Meanwhile, back at the vulture cabin, Scott clicks on a tape recorder, and confronts Heather…

"Hey Heather" Scott says.

"Hi White Trash" Heather replies. "Oooh… so nasty…" Scott says teasingly. "What the hell do you want?" Heather asks with some bite in her voice.

"I know what you did Heather" Scott say. "I have no idea what you're referring to Scott" Heather replies.

"Don't bullshit me… I saw you knockout Courtney with that doll of Dawn's, you intentionally threw the Challenge! Who do you want gone so bad… Me? Duncan? Eva? Justin?" Scott asks aggressively.

"So what if you did? No one will believe you… I maybe bad, but I've never thrown a challenge, you made a living out of it last year" Heather says.

"So you don't deny it?" Scott asks. "Of course not! But as I said, no one will believe you and I can just have you voted off… this conversation is over Scott, you're powerless here" Heather says before she walks off.

He waits until he's sure she's gone, then he pulls out the Tape, and clicks it off. "Powerless huh? We'll see about that" Scott says to himself, smiling evilly.

AT THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY…

"Ok Vultures… I'm actually surprised you lost this one, you were the stronger team heading in, and there were more of you, I was proven wrong" Blaineley says.

"Yea, yea… yada yada and so forth… can we just get this over with?" Heather asks quite rudely.

Blaineley scowls at her… "Fine, Heather, Alejandro, Jo… you obviously get the first marshmallows" Blaine says as she throws the Marshmallows at them.

"Next is Gwen" Gwen catches hers.

"Izzy" She hugs Zeke, then runs up to get hers.

"Eva" Eva catches hers, smiling.

"Zeke" Zeke wipes his brow as walks up to get his.

"Courtney" She smiles as she catches hers.

"We're now down to three… the next one goes too… Scott"

Scott lets his breath out in relief as he catches his.

"And now there's only two… Justin, you fainted before you were to fight Dawn in the second round. Many on this team feel you're a pretty face and little else, will they be proven right tonight?" Blaine asks as Justin glares at his team.

"Duncan, you have quickly alienated all of your team in the time you've been here with your vile actions… will they be you're undoing?" Blaine asks as he just shrugs.

"Tonight… the last marshmallow goes… too… (Cue the dramatic Total Drama Elimination theme music)

Justin glares at Duncan as he's sitting there.

Duncan just smiles.

"Justin" His face brightens up as he catches his. Courtney runs up to him and gives him a kiss.

"I was so sick of this damn show anyways I could puke, good luck guys" Duncan says, winking at Zeke.

"We'll miss ya dude" Scott says, shaking his hand.

"You're a good friend Duncan, thank you eh" Zeke says.

"No problem guys… well, I'll be seein' ya" Duncan replies as he walks down to the Dock.

Blaineley's waiting for him. "Any last words Duncan?" she asks.

"No I said all I needed to say" he replies as he puts on the helmet, climbs into the Sureshot of Shame, and is fired out him screaming "HOLY CRAAAAAPPPP!" off into the distance.

Elimination Confessional, Justin: So I'm still just a "pretty face" huh? Well I'll show you how much damage this pretty face can do… I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!

Final Confessional, Duncan: I'm glad I'm going… I don't deserve to be here anymore, I've been a total jackass to the two greatest girls I've ever had the pleasure of meeting… Justin good luck with Courtney, don't screw it up like I did. And Gwen… I'm just really sorry, for everything. Good luck Zeke.

"And that is it for this episode, the most brutally violent so far. Many questions still remain… How long can Jo keep her attraction to Brick bottled now? What is Zeke's big plan to take out Heather… and how does it involve Mike and Zoey? Scott now has the evidence to take Heather down, when will he use it? What malicious intentions does Justin have towards his team? And will this episode be banned in some countries? Find out next time on Total, Drama, All-Stars!" Blaineley exclaims as the camera pans out into the distance.

Voting Confessionals:

Heather: My plan worked! I'm concerned about Scott's knowledge, but I'll address that later, for now… GOODBYE DUNCAN!

Alejandro: My vote goes to Duncan, sorry amigo.

Jo: Scott! That stupid redneck white trash cost us the challenge!

Courtney: I vote for Scott, he played dirty and probably cost us the challenge.

Justin: I've been waiting for this a long time… bye bye Dunky.

Eva: Scott may have played dirty, and Duncan's a massive jackass… but you chickened out Justin over a little blood?! You're useless… therefore you get my vote.

Scott: I hate to do this… but it's me or you buddy, Sorry Duncan. You'll pay for this Heather, I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT!

Izzy: Zekey told Izzy what you did for him Duncan… thank you. Izzy therefore votes to get rid of the tumor that is Justin! He's scheming something as we speak… I know it!

Ezekiel: I don't know what to say eh… My vote goes to Justin.

Gwen: I vote for Scott, don't really like him all that much anyways.

Duncan: I vote for myself… I'm done with this fucking show!

Final Tally:

Duncan: 5 (Including his own)

Justin: 3

Scott: 3

Eliminated: Duncan

Eliminated so far: Lightning (Vultures, 24th), Sam (Knights, 23rd), DJ (Knights, 21st), and Duncan (Vultures, 21st)

Disqualified by Injury: Owen (Knights, Heart attack), and Geoff (Severe Concussion)

Added: Geoff (Knights, replaced Owen), and Cody (Knights, replaces Geoff)

The Teams:

Honorable Knights (Heroes): Brick (Captain), Bridgette (Assistant Captain), Lindsay (2nd Assistant Captain), Tyler, Zoey, Mike, Dakota, Trent, Cody, and Dawn

Voracious Vultures (Villains): Heather (Captain), Alejandro (Assistant Captain), Jo (2nd Assistant Captain), Courtney, Gwen, Scott, Ezekiel, Justin, Eva, and Izzy

1. In case you weren't paying attention in High School English, or History, in Homer's "The Iliad" Anyone with "Of Troy" in their last name was killed when the City of Troy was destroyed.

2. If you`ve been trapped in a cave for the past 20 years... Mortal Kombat is one of the most brutally violent game series of all time, even inspiring 3 movies and a TV series.

Justin is obviously comparing Dawn to Tinkerbell, Peter Pan's little fairy friend.

This is a direct reference to an episode of 6teen when Jonesy faints at the sight of blood, himself being deathly afraid of it.

Side Note: I would like to make a shout-out to my good friend Rufus T. Serenity, and his Story "Mad Mikey". I guarantee it's the only MikexZoey tale you'll ever want to read!

2nd Side Note: This is URGENT guys! Kobold Necromancer, the guy who inspired me to start writing this and most of my other stories, is going to complete two chapters of his epic story "Total Drama Battlegrounds" this holiday season.

These 2 chapters, and the views and reviews from it WILL determine whether he continues the series or not, so if you love Total Drama Battlegrounds, read and review those chapters when they're released guys! Spread the Word!

Total Drama or any of its characters aren't mine; they're the property of Jennifer Pertsch, Tom McGillis, Fresh TV Productions, Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Tinkerbell is the property of Disney. Mortal Kombat is the property of Ed Boon and Neatherealm Studios.