I don't own twilight

How to annoy

Alice Cullen.

1. every time you see her yell midget alert

2. Tell her that jasper likes blondes

3. Paint her Porsche neon green

4. every time she has a vision yell someone's spidey senses are tingling

5. Tell her that her clothes are so last year

6. Change your mind every five seconds

7. Burn her clothes

8. Blame it on Emmett

9. Shave her head and eyebrows

10. Tell her Jasper's cheating on her with Jessica

11. Laugh when she's screaming at him

12. Throw all her stuff over the boundary line

13. Run if you want to live